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  • snaker
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1281
    #1

    Do you know a GUIDO?

    One of my friends is a new york guido in florida and its an absolute spectacle to hang with the dood. Whats wrong with these clowns. Funny thing is, my guido buddy gets tons of chicks, wtf ladies

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEvPuzlvHM
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    • ProjectNaked
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 4309
      #2
      I can't help but laugh at them in the clubs

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        • HouseHead
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          • Aug 2003
          • 5539
          #3
          We don't have any of those things here in Southern Cali.. Thank gawd
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            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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              • Jul 2006
              • 20368
              #4
              lol at spray on tan...

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                • I am chauncy
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                  • Jul 2006
                  • 568
                  #5
                  they give Italians a bad name
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                    • GT-Omar
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                      • Aug 2006
                      • 2968
                      #6
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGINWvgoJXU


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                        • Eriic
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2995
                          #7
                          GUIDO? You insulting Prick!

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                          What the Fuck is your problem?

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                            • GrouchyAdmin
                              Now choke yourself!
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 12085
                              #8

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                                • SmutGiant
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4896
                                  #9
                                  we call them ginos here...

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                                    • starpimps
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                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 6954
                                      #10
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                                        • MikeVega
                                          **Porntrepreneur**
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 12788
                                          #11
                                          i can't say i know any now but in my days in the clubs i knew a ton .. they are fucked up and for some odd fucking reason girls go for it ...lol


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                                            • MikeVega
                                              **Porntrepreneur**
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 12788
                                              #12
                                              i can't say i know any now but in my days in the clubs i knew a ton .. they are fucked up and for some odd fucking reason girls go for it ...lol


                                              Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                • Brother Bilo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 4193
                                                  #13
                                                  My roommate for a while was a guido. He would take 45 minutes to do his hair just to go down to the local bar, it didn't even take me 45 minutes to wake up and get out the door.

                                                  He got laid for sure, but god forbid if someone touched his hair. It was just short of the world ending. Ridiculous.

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                                                    • HouseHead
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 5539
                                                      #14
                                                      Instead of guido's we have BRO's. Braaap brap ride or die DGAF 909 southern cali
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                                                        • Jayvis
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                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 5430
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Revshare-Omar
                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGINWvgoJXU
                                                          That is comedy gold. I just killed an hour watching those videos from that kid.

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                                                            • LeRoy
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                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 13362
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Insane Matt
                                                              We don't have any of those things here in Southern Cali.. Thank gawd
                                                              Yes we do. Theres tons of them in the beach bars here in Newport. Bunch of college guidos too for some reason.

                                                              I remember hanging out the ultimate guido. Joey Buttafuco the doorman at the Rainbow Room in Hollywood. If anyone wants to get laid by hot rocker chicks thats where to do it. So many trampoliscous nights at that bar. I'll throw out the term that works well with that age group over there . "It's Rad"
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                                                                • iheartbucks
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 637
                                                                  #17
                                                                  yep, I know several living in nyc

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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Only see the wannabes in the club

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                                                                        • Fap
                                                                          Just Du It
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 12094
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i was raised in long island.. ive seen too many.. www.GetOffOurIsland.com

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                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 23141
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Shuddupa you face afore I slap it shut.
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                                                                                • TheAgent
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                  • 265
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I am from jersey, what the fuck you think hahaha

                                                                                  Guidos with the porcupine hair all over
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                                                                                    • Pauldarian
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                                      • 40
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I thought Guido's were like Mob hitmen.
                                                                                      shows what the hell I know.

                                                                                      I grew up in San Gabriel and Southie

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                                                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                          • 31587
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Isnt Juicy a Guido?
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                                                                                            • mrthumbs
                                                                                              salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 11702
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Juicy used to be a guido before he turned into a jewish arab

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                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  You only see guidos in clubs, because it's the only place a fake assed piece of shit like that is cool. clubs are the epicenter of life failures...

                                                                                                  aren't good at anything and generally are an uninteresting talentless fuck? spend every last moment of your time doing your hair and hanging out in the faggot club scene with other douchebags.

                                                                                                  I worked in the clubs for a while after highschool, my roommate was a bartender, I worked the door. I never seen so many dumbfucks focused in one place in my entire life. I thought nightclubs were cool for all of about one year, then I went back to getting slammed in grungy college bars and rock gig pissholes. FUCK YA!

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                                                                                                    • Chio
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 8002
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Deer Park Avenue. A whole bunch of clowns goin' 'round

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                                                                                                        • naughtyconnect
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                                                          • 17
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          YET you admit they get the hot pussy...!

                                                                                                          maybe these guys are just evolving better than you are?

                                                                                                          I'd be a hater too if i was going home alone, after sitting in the corner with my buddy 'looking cool' all night; while the hot girl goes home with said guidos. These guys put in effort to get laid and it seems to work for them. of course they are gonna be hated

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                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You may find Guidos.
                                                                                                              - Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach
                                                                                                              - Saying "forget about it" when it does not apply
                                                                                                              - Acting out what they "would do" to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant
                                                                                                              - Talking about how they respect Usher
                                                                                                              - Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people.
                                                                                                              - Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police.
                                                                                                              - Asking "Do you know who I am?" in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight.
                                                                                                              - Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn't like being groped by a stranger.
                                                                                                              - Watching "Growing up Gotti" as a group.
                                                                                                              - Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music
                                                                                                              - In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495.
                                                                                                              - Drinking Coors light on a 25' boat while blaring the "Boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy.
                                                                                                              - Quoting Scarface ad nauseam
                                                                                                              - Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date.
                                                                                                              - Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere.



                                                                                                              You will NEVER find Guidos:
                                                                                                              -Playing football in a park
                                                                                                              -Working
                                                                                                              -Wearing a shirt if it is not required
                                                                                                              -Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shakinghis hands
                                                                                                              -Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned
                                                                                                              -Doing the right thing
                                                                                                              -Having a pleasant demeanor
                                                                                                              -Being genuinely happy
                                                                                                              -Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue

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                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Chio
                                                                                                                  Deer Park Avenue. A whole bunch of clowns goin' 'round
                                                                                                                  we cruised DPA back in the day , we went out in herds.... mustangs , i had a Thunberd Supercoupe the one with the supercharger back in day lolllllllllllll we raced otherg guidos

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                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                      #30

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                                                                                                                        • TheSenator
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                          • 13330
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          This is my guido buddy holding it down and repping..
                                                                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rYcfO_BK5w
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                                                                                                                            • Fap
                                                                                                                              Just Du It
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                              • 12094
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                              we cruised DPA back in the day , we went out in herds.... mustangs , i had a Thunberd Supercoupe the one with the supercharger back in day lolllllllllllll we raced otherg guidos


                                                                                                                              I've been to DPA before, some decent cars there, andsure enough plenty of guidos

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                                                                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 39151
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  ohh k ...........

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                                                                                                                                    • lhizy_05
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                                      • 379
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      it's an italian name???
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                                                                                                                                        • WebCashMaker
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                          • 1726
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Maybe they get laid so much because there are so many Guidettes.




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                                                                                                                                            • Rhesus
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 2009
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TheSenator
                                                                                                                                              This is my guido buddy holding it down and repping..
                                                                                                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rYcfO_BK5w
                                                                                                                                              WTF is that guy in the blue shirt rolling up his shirt for?

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                                                                                                                                                • Pauldarian
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                  • 40
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  My fucking hero

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