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baddog · 03-25-2008, 05:57 PM

So, I decide to take Buddy for a walk to the bank so I can make some deposits before heading to Phoenix. As I round a corner I notice a commotion up ahead.

As I get closer I notice a guy in his 70's or 80's laying face down on the sidewalk. One guy is attempting to get a response from him, everyone else is just standing around.

After confirming that 911 has been called I ask the one helpful guy what is happening.

Apparently, the guy had been standing there for several minutes, then took a dive, face first onto the pavement. His glasses were broken, spittle coming from his mouth, non-responsive to voice commands and breathing was quite labored.

The one guy was holding him by the shoulder to keep the "victim" from laying on his face and I could tell he was tiring so I took over.

When I did that the Good Samaritan then ran his hands over the victim's chest checking for injuries or anything else unusual. Then he noticed a huge lump on the victim's chest and immediately pulled back and asked me to check.

He was right, there was definitely something wrong. Where the hell are the paramedics?

I decide to call them back so they know this is more critical than first thought. I then heard sirens in the distance, so I hung up and reassured the guy that help was on the way.

It was at this point that the victim seemed a little more responsive, but he was also slightly combative. The Samaritan was trying to get him to relax when the paramedics pulled up.

I went to the driver and told him everything we knew, and told him that we had just discovered a huge lump on the guy's chest, so it appeared this was a bigger deal than we first thought.

After they got their equipment they rolled the victim on his back. After doing a once over checking for vitals the paramedic lifted the victim's shirt. The lump(s) were immediately evident even to the untrained eye.

.

He was wearing a bra.

The Samaritan and I just stood up, backed off and looked at each other. This was really not what we were expecting to see.

moeloubani · 03-25-2008, 05:58 PM

lol I hope the guy was alright, and are you sure it was a bra and not a BRO? (manzier)

baddog · 03-25-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

lol I hope the guy was alright, and are you sure it was a bra and not a BRO? (manzier)

Well, it wasn't anything I have seen at Victoria's Secret or a Frederick's catalog, but it was pretty distinctive as being a bra IMHO.

Warren · 03-25-2008, 06:12 PM

That's crazy, did he have fake tits?

AdPatron · 03-25-2008, 06:16 PM

I would have been speechless.

BusterBunny · 03-25-2008, 06:18 PM

so you openly admit to copping a feel on a tranny?

Deej · 03-25-2008, 06:22 PM

so his breasts were suffocating him?

anyway, if it was an older gentleman, it is somewhat normal for them to wear a "bro"

they do it for support when they lose their chest muscles... it helps both their vanity and support for their back, same reason girls do... both suport and gravity, in the older gentlemans case it is more comfort for his back than anything... it also dosnt let any old man pecs from floppin about...

if youre saying that this was atranny of sorts... (depends on the lumps you speak of) ...

should achecked his junk next...

see you soon bud

baddog · 03-25-2008, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Warren

That's crazy, did he have fake tits?

I would say it looked stuffed . . . but I did not stick around after the unveiling.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

so his breasts were suffocating him?

anyway, if it was an older gentleman, it is somewhat normal for them to wear a "bro"

I do not know if one had to do with the other.

As far as it being a "bro" I will have to plead ignorance as I do not know anyone that [admits to] wearing one.

He did not seem overly heavy, so not really sure why he would need control. But again, this isn't really my area of expertise.

Deej · 03-25-2008, 06:35 PM

regardless, spooky....

baddog · 03-25-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

regardless, spooky....

It makes getting involved a little more entertaining, that is for sure.

dav3 · 03-25-2008, 06:46 PM

My dog's name is buddy too!

baddog · 03-25-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

My dog's name is buddy too!

Buddy is my frog.

03-25-2008, 05:57 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I don't think any of us were expecting that! So, I decide to take Buddy for a walk to the bank so I can make some deposits before heading to Phoenix. As I round a corner I notice a commotion up ahead. As I get closer I notice a guy in his 70's or 80's laying face down on the sidewalk. One guy is attempting to get a response from him, everyone else is just standing around. After confirming that 911 has been called I ask the one helpful guy what is happening. Apparently, the guy had been standing there for several minutes, then took a dive, face first onto the pavement. His glasses were broken, spittle coming from his mouth, non-responsive to voice commands and breathing was quite labored. The one guy was holding him by the shoulder to keep the "victim" from laying on his face and I could tell he was tiring so I took over. When I did that the Good Samaritan then ran his hands over the victim's chest checking for injuries or anything else unusual. Then he noticed a huge lump on the victim's chest and immediately pulled back and asked me to check. He was right, there was definitely something wrong. Where the hell are the paramedics? I decide to call them back so they know this is more critical than first thought. I then heard sirens in the distance, so I hung up and reassured the guy that help was on the way. It was at this point that the victim seemed a little more responsive, but he was also slightly combative. The Samaritan was trying to get him to relax when the paramedics pulled up. I went to the driver and told him everything we knew, and told him that we had just discovered a huge lump on the guy's chest, so it appeared this was a bigger deal than we first thought. After they got their equipment they rolled the victim on his back. After doing a once over checking for vitals the paramedic lifted the victim's shirt. The lump(s) were immediately evident even to the untrained eye. . He was wearing a bra. The Samaritan and I just stood up, backed off and looked at each other. This was really not what we were expecting to see.

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	so his breasts were suffocating him? anyway, if it was an older gentleman, it is somewhat normal for them to wear a "bro" they do it for support when they lose their chest muscles... it helps both their vanity and support for their back, same reason girls do... both suport and gravity, in the older gentlemans case it is more comfort for his back than anything... it also dosnt let any old man pecs from floppin about... if youre saying that this was atranny of sorts... (depends on the lumps you speak of) ... should achecked his junk next... see you soon bud __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

03-25-2008, 06:35 PM	#9
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03-25-2008, 05:58 PM	#2
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