Woman Sues American Airlines Over Masturbation Incident - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 03-17-2008, 02:22 PM

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Fort Worth, TX (AHN)- A 21-year old woman has filed a $200,000 law suit against American Airlines for failing to protect her after a male passenger reportedly masturbated beside her on a recent flight.

The woman, whose identity was withheld, alleges airline employees did not act appropriately after the man sat next to her and began masturbating during a flight in March 2007.

She awoke on the flight to Los Angeles to find "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair" and a man next to her masturbating, according to the lawsuit.

A passenger helped the woman to calm down. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

The woman said airline crew already saw the man move next to her but didn't move him back to his assigned seat.

An airline spokesman, on the other hand, claimed that crew members took appropriated action.

OK ... which of you guys is it ..... raise your ... dick !

tony286 · 03-17-2008, 02:24 PM

i think he has a problem

crockett · 03-17-2008, 02:26 PM

How is it the airlines fault he jerked off? Fucking people amaze me sometimes at the lengths they will go to, to get a "pay day" in a lawsuit..

aico · 03-17-2008, 02:27 PM

she got jumped into the mile high gang.

BusterBunny · 03-17-2008, 02:30 PM

now i finally know why they hound out the hot towels

Socks · 03-17-2008, 02:37 PM

I love how they said it was "very sticky" lol

Makes me want to... Ejaculate in a girl's hair right now!

sicone · 03-17-2008, 02:39 PM

damn.. that's some crazy shit

DjiXas · 03-17-2008, 02:41 PM

Hahahahahahaha. LOL.

That was me.

Scott McD · 03-17-2008, 02:44 PM

I'm sorry but i burst out laughing at that story...

ninavain · 03-17-2008, 02:44 PM

link????

Spudman · 03-17-2008, 02:46 PM

hahahah i wonder if she was a hottie

Sarah_Jayne · 03-17-2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

How is it the airlines fault he jerked off? Fucking people amaze me sometimes at the lengths they will go to, to get a "pay day" in a lawsuit..

If they saw what he was doing and didn't do something then I think she may be justified. Otherwise I can understand her being freaked but perhaps suing is over the top. Though, I don't think what the guy did was funny like most here.

LiveDose · 03-17-2008, 02:49 PM

She told me it was ok. Liar.

Quagmire · 03-17-2008, 02:52 PM

Man, dude must have been shooting like a pornstar to get it all up in her hair.

Eriic · 03-17-2008, 02:53 PM

I do it all the time, so what's the prob-lame-o?

C-Bass · 03-17-2008, 02:58 PM

if she found the sticky shit on her hair when she woke up.....how is he still wackin off?

he should be the one sleeping by that time

mrwilson · 03-17-2008, 02:59 PM

that has to be juicy d links!

d-null · 03-17-2008, 03:09 PM

you mean all those japanese pornos do happen in real life too?

nathan_madness · 03-17-2008, 03:14 PM

Well the stewardess was not doing her job right then, was she?

V_RocKs · 03-17-2008, 03:19 PM

Nice... Lots of class.

WZRogeR · 03-17-2008, 03:20 PM

Haha.. Nice Story :D

WiredGuy · 03-17-2008, 03:22 PM

Well the man was arrested upon arrival, what would the passenger have preferred be done? Ejected him from the aircraft in mid-flight??
WG

OMG Jim · 03-17-2008, 03:43 PM

baddog · 03-17-2008, 03:45 PM

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fujiko · 03-17-2008, 03:49 PM

hahaha .. laughing my fucking ass off. .. i almost choked on corn.

DutchTeenCash · 03-17-2008, 03:50 PM

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haha classic movie

Michaelious · 03-17-2008, 03:52 PM

Pretty funny, but that guy is quite sick, trying to get on the mile high club all on his own.

JP-pornshooter · 03-17-2008, 03:54 PM

she is probably a sleep-blower and just dont remember she was really blowing him...

Shoehorn! · 03-17-2008, 03:57 PM

directfiesta · 03-17-2008, 04:01 PM

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link????

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010358387

JasonSmokes · 03-17-2008, 04:04 PM

why doesn't she sue the guy jerking off in her hair?

Big Red Machine · 03-17-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonSmokes

why doesn't she sue the guy jerking off in her hair?

The airline has deeper pockets, she might end up suing him as well.

Adam_OC3 · 03-17-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Bass

if she found the sticky shit on her hair when she woke up.....how is he still wackin off?

he should be the one sleeping by that time

Makes a good point...she's may be full of shit

D Ghost · 03-17-2008, 04:20 PM

whoas thats crazy

dav3 · 03-17-2008, 04:21 PM

And for tomorrow's lawsuit: Some fat guy farted next to me and I had to smell it!

D · 03-17-2008, 04:24 PM

People are freaks... on all ends of the spectrum.

notoldschool · 03-17-2008, 04:43 PM

I wonder if her man wanted a peice of that guy.

JFK · 03-17-2008, 04:48 PM

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that has to be juicy d links!

pornguy · 03-17-2008, 04:51 PM

That is actually pretty fucked up.

gornyhuy · 03-17-2008, 05:56 PM

CUm just isn't all that sticky really.

Xrated J · 03-17-2008, 05:59 PM

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Miss Munki · 03-17-2008, 06:03 PM

Oh wow...that's so fucked up

Rochard · 03-17-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

How is it the airlines fault he jerked off? Fucking people amaze me sometimes at the lengths they will go to, to get a "pay day" in a lawsuit..

Exactly what I was going to say.

People are just looking for a target to sue already.

qxm · 03-17-2008, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

Hilarious!

halfpint · 03-17-2008, 06:12 PM

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quantum-x · 03-17-2008, 06:19 PM

So if I jerk off on a bus onto some person, it's the bus driver's fault?
Wait, buses are owned by the city, it's the city fault.

Blame where blame is deserved. The guy needed to be arrested, which is was. It's a criminal case, not a civil case w/ the airlines.

Course, the criminal case won't pay out as much.

Looks like someone is after cash, not justice. Raise your hand if you're shocked.

SteveLightspeed · 03-17-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Man, dude must have been shooting like a pornstar to get it all up in her hair.

Don't forget the "Spider Man" maneuver...

2012 · 03-17-2008, 06:27 PM

mikeyddddd · 03-17-2008, 06:43 PM

Trixie · 03-17-2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

If they saw what he was doing and didn't do something then I think she may be justified. Otherwise I can understand her being freaked but perhaps suing is over the top. Though, I don't think what the guy did was funny like most here.

My thoughts exactly.

I wonder if the guys here would think differently about it if a woman spilled a cup of scalding hot coffee on a guy's lap sitting next to her and burned up his dick.

Even if she's doing a money-grubbing thing by suing the airline, that doesn't make what he did any less detestable. He needs to be tied up and facialized by a gang of hairy gorillas.

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