Woman Sues American Airlines Over Masturbation Incident
 

OK ... which of you guys is it ..... raise your ... dick !

i think he has a problem

How is it the airlines fault he jerked off? Fucking people amaze me sometimes at the lengths they will go to, to get a "pay day" in a lawsuit..

she got jumped into the mile high gang.

now i finally know why they hound out the hot towels:thumbsup

I love how they said it was "very sticky" lol

Makes me want to... Ejaculate in a girl's hair right now!

damn.. that's some crazy shit

Hahahahahahaha. LOL.

That was me.

I'm sorry but i burst out laughing at that story... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

link????

hahahah i wonder if she was a hottie :)

If they saw what he was doing and didn't do something then I think she may be justified. Otherwise I can understand her being freaked but perhaps suing is over the top. Though, I don't think what the guy did was funny like most here.

She told me it was ok. Liar.

Man, dude must have been shooting like a pornstar to get it all up in her hair.

I do it all the time, so what's the prob-lame-o?

if she found the sticky shit on her hair when she woke up.....how is he still wackin off?

he should be the one sleeping by that time

that has to be juicy d links!

you mean all those japanese pornos do happen in real life too?

Well the stewardess was not doing her job right then, was she?

Nice... Lots of class.

Haha.. Nice Story :D

Well the man was arrested upon arrival, what would the passenger have preferred be done? Ejected him from the aircraft in mid-flight??
WG

:1orglaugh

hahaha .. laughing my fucking ass off. .. i almost choked on corn.

haha classic movie :thumbsup

Pretty funny, but that guy is quite sick, trying to get on the mile high club all on his own.

she is probably a sleep-blower and just dont remember she was really blowing him...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why doesn't she sue the guy jerking off in her hair?

The airline has deeper pockets, she might end up suing him as well.

Makes a good point...she's may be full of shit

whoas thats crazy

And for tomorrow's lawsuit: Some fat guy farted next to me and I had to smell it!

People are freaks... on all ends of the spectrum.

I wonder if her man wanted a peice of that guy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

That is actually pretty fucked up.

CUm just isn't all that sticky really.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaughOh wow...that's so fucked up

Exactly what I was going to say.

People are just looking for a target to sue already.

Hilarious!:1orglaugh:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So if I jerk off on a bus onto some person, it's the bus driver's fault?
Wait, buses are owned by the city, it's the city fault.

Blame where blame is deserved. The guy needed to be arrested, which is was. It's a criminal case, not a civil case w/ the airlines.

Course, the criminal case won't pay out as much.

Looks like someone is after cash, not justice. Raise your hand if you're shocked.

Don't forget the "Spider Man" maneuver...

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/spid...rojectiles.jpg

:1orglaugh

My thoughts exactly.

I wonder if the guys here would think differently about it if a woman spilled a cup of scalding hot coffee on a guy's lap sitting next to her and burned up his dick.

Even if she's doing a money-grubbing thing by suing the airline, that doesn't make what he did any less detestable. He needs to be tied up and facialized by a gang of hairy gorillas.