Lost North American species discovered in Sothern California! (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 03-16-2008, 11:32 PM

It is amazing and almost impossible to believe but there are hot women out there who do not allow Neanderthal hard wiring to control their existence.

Yes yes yes, I know. 99.999% of hot looking females need to be tricked into taking their clothes off by ignoring them, treating them like dirt, not returning their phone calls, not remembering their birthdays, and not spending money on them. They prefer guys who are fucking 20 different women at one time and lying their asses off to each of them. I know this because I used to be one of those guys. Actually I still am to some degree. In fact, some girl was hanging out at my house the other day and I kicked her out. Today she is blowing up my cell phone and sending me emails wanting to see me again. Typical Neanderthal walking this earth.

Today I picked tons of wild flowers and gave them out to some people I know who are sick, down on their luck, or have lost someone special recently.

Some of the flowers I gave to random people.

You know what? A super hot blonde Australian model (not famous) slipped me her contact info when she saw me giving some flowers to a random old lady. We just had a long conversation on the phone and she will be at my place on Monday night. We already had phone sex

It is comforting to know that there are hot women who exist in the USA who are not the typical zombified, self-absorbed, consumeristic, Oprah watching Neanderthals who insist on Lykis 101 to be used on them in order to be interested in a man.
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Socks · 03-16-2008, 11:33 PM

hide a camera in your bedroom, or I hate you.

VikingMan · 03-16-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

hide a camera in your bedroom, or I hate you.

Ha ha, I do like to have a camera on but I always make sure to get consent from the female.

Socks · 03-16-2008, 11:42 PM

I don't care how you get it - just get it.

VikingMan · 03-16-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I don't care how you get it - just get it.

At least 60% of the sex in my bed is me beating off. Do you want me to edit that shit out?

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 08:22 AM

Who on GFY would like some wild flowers next week?

LauraLee · 03-17-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by *******

Who on GFY would like some wild flowers next week?

Me.

678..

Phoenix · 03-17-2008, 08:38 AM

kharma is good....very nice of you to give some flowers to random people

sometimes it is the small things that matter to people, and random acts of kindness go over big for everyone

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

Me.

678..

Ok, Laura Lee is the lucky person next week.

pornguy · 03-17-2008, 10:29 AM

Wait till the old lady sues you for her getting sick from the flowers.

Scott McD · 03-17-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by *******

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That pic is awesome !!

Xniphobe · 03-17-2008, 10:41 AM

...Word.

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

That pic is awesome !!

Thank you my brother, I just set it up in 2 seconds in my kitchen. The pugger loves the camera did not mind taking second billing to the flowers.

Violetta · 03-17-2008, 11:28 AM

weired thread, but cool pics

uno · 03-17-2008, 11:29 AM

Hah, of course the girl wasn't american.

Peter Romero · 03-17-2008, 11:31 AM

Oh man... this thread has more fuckin truth than most GFY-ers will ever know!

Kudos!!!

www.doubleyourdating.com - words to live by...

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter Romero

Oh man... this thread has more fuckin truth than most GFY-ers will ever know!

Kudos!!!

www.doubleyourdating.com - words to live by...

Peter, no doubt you could write volumes regarding American female psychology.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-17-2008, 12:12 PM

You go after materialistic, gold digging whores, guess who you find? Materialistic gold digging whores. Funny how things work out that way.

Elli · 03-17-2008, 12:34 PM

So after all that, she was Aussie and not American? Anyways, we must hear how the date turns out!

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

You go after materialistic, gold digging whores, guess who you find? Materialistic gold digging whores. Funny how things work out that way.

I don't go after gold digging girls so your point is, well.......... pointless.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-17-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

I don't go after gold digging girls so your point is, well.......... pointless.

I actually didn't mean to imply that you did, it was more of an observation on how peoples' actions attract certain kinds of people. In this case, you handed out flowers and you probably met a pretty nice chick out of the deal. Wasn't meant to be offensive but I can see where it came out that way.

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

I actually didn't mean to imply that you did, it was more of an observation on how peoples' actions attract certain kinds of people. In this case, you handed out flowers and you probably met a pretty nice chick out of the deal. Wasn't meant to be offensive but I can see where it came out that way.

Ok we are cool! Thank you.

papill0n · 03-17-2008, 02:26 PM

Nice little thread here

VikingMan · 03-17-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

So after all that, she was Aussie and not American? Anyways, we must hear how the date turns out!

I spent the day with her and it was amazing. I just got back 20 minutes ago and am planning on heading back out to meet up with her.

You know what is really funny? That girl who I was a total dick to and kicked out of my house a few days ago is OUTSIDE my gate and waiting for me. She just left me a voicemail telling me this.

What a turn off

I should have Porno Dan bring his crew and interview her. That would be comedy gold

Iron Fist · 03-17-2008, 09:46 PM

Hot flowers! Show them wet next time

VeriSexy · 03-18-2008, 02:18 AM

Love the 2nd pic

fuzzylogic · 03-18-2008, 03:35 AM

this thread amuses me.

G.A.F · 03-18-2008, 03:46 AM

Your camera loves your dog. Nice pic

mrwilson · 03-18-2008, 03:48 AM

They're poisonous flowers!

03-16-2008, 11:32 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,570	Lost North American species discovered in Sothern California! (pics) It is amazing and almost impossible to believe but there are hot women out there who do not allow Neanderthal hard wiring to control their existence. Yes yes yes, I know. 99.999% of hot looking females need to be tricked into taking their clothes off by ignoring them, treating them like dirt, not returning their phone calls, not remembering their birthdays, and not spending money on them. They prefer guys who are fucking 20 different women at one time and lying their asses off to each of them. I know this because I used to be one of those guys. Actually I still am to some degree. In fact, some girl was hanging out at my house the other day and I kicked her out. Today she is blowing up my cell phone and sending me emails wanting to see me again. Typical Neanderthal walking this earth. Today I picked tons of wild flowers and gave them out to some people I know who are sick, down on their luck, or have lost someone special recently. Some of the flowers I gave to random people. You know what? A super hot blonde Australian model (not famous) slipped me her contact info when she saw me giving some flowers to a random old lady. We just had a long conversation on the phone and she will be at my place on Monday night. We already had phone sex It is comforting to know that there are hot women who exist in the USA who are not the typical zombified, self-absorbed, consumeristic, Oprah watching Neanderthals who insist on Lykis 101 to be used on them in order to be interested in a man. . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/*****photo/light.jpg[/IMG] . . [IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/*****photo/wild.jpg[/IMG]

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