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VikingMan 03-16-2008 11:32 PM

Lost North American species discovered in Sothern California! (pics)
 
It is amazing and almost impossible to believe but there are hot women out there who do not allow Neanderthal hard wiring to control their existence.

Yes yes yes, I know. 99.999% of hot looking females need to be tricked into taking their clothes off by ignoring them, treating them like dirt, not returning their phone calls, not remembering their birthdays, and not spending money on them. They prefer guys who are fucking 20 different women at one time and lying their asses off to each of them. I know this because I used to be one of those guys. Actually I still am to some degree. In fact, some girl was hanging out at my house the other day and I kicked her out. Today she is blowing up my cell phone and sending me emails wanting to see me again. Typical Neanderthal walking this earth. :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

Today I picked tons of wild flowers and gave them out to some people I know who are sick, down on their luck, or have lost someone special recently.

Some of the flowers I gave to random people.

You know what? A super hot blonde Australian model (not famous) slipped me her contact info when she saw me giving some flowers to a random old lady. We just had a long conversation on the phone and she will be at my place on Monday night. We already had phone sex:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It is comforting to know that there are hot women who exist in the USA who are not the typical zombified, self-absorbed, consumeristic, Oprah watching Neanderthals who insist on Lykis 101 to be used on them in order to be interested in a man.
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Socks 03-16-2008 11:33 PM

hide a camera in your bedroom, or I hate you.

VikingMan 03-16-2008 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 13929222)
hide a camera in your bedroom, or I hate you.

Ha ha, I do like to have a camera on but I always make sure to get consent from the female.:thumbsup

Socks 03-16-2008 11:42 PM

I don't care how you get it - just get it.

VikingMan 03-16-2008 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 13929242)
I don't care how you get it - just get it.

At least 60% of the sex in my bed is me beating off. Do you want me to edit that shit out?

VikingMan 03-17-2008 08:22 AM

Who on GFY would like some wild flowers next week?

LauraLee 03-17-2008 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13930193)
Who on GFY would like some wild flowers next week?

Me.

678..

Phoenix 03-17-2008 08:38 AM

kharma is good....very nice of you to give some flowers to random people

sometimes it is the small things that matter to people, and random acts of kindness go over big for everyone

VikingMan 03-17-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 13930228)
Me.

678..

Ok, Laura Lee is the lucky person next week.:thumbsup

pornguy 03-17-2008 10:29 AM

Wait till the old lady sues you for her getting sick from the flowers.

Scott McD 03-17-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13929219)
[IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh102/*******photo/wild.jpg[/IMG]

That pic is awesome !! :1orglaugh

Xniphobe 03-17-2008 10:41 AM

...Word.

VikingMan 03-17-2008 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13930761)
That pic is awesome !! :1orglaugh

Thank you my brother, I just set it up in 2 seconds in my kitchen. The pugger loves the camera did not mind taking second billing to the flowers.

Violetta 03-17-2008 11:28 AM

weired thread, but cool pics

uno 03-17-2008 11:29 AM

Hah, of course the girl wasn't american.

Peter Romero 03-17-2008 11:31 AM

Oh man... this thread has more fuckin truth than most GFY-ers will ever know!

Kudos!!!

www.doubleyourdating.com - words to live by...

VikingMan 03-17-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero (Post 13931078)
Oh man... this thread has more fuckin truth than most GFY-ers will ever know!

Kudos!!!

www.doubleyourdating.com - words to live by...

Peter, no doubt you could write volumes regarding American female psychology.:pimp

Ayla_SquareTurtle 03-17-2008 12:12 PM

You go after materialistic, gold digging whores, guess who you find? Materialistic gold digging whores. Funny how things work out that way.

Elli 03-17-2008 12:34 PM

So after all that, she was Aussie and not American? Anyways, we must hear how the date turns out! :)

VikingMan 03-17-2008 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 13931262)
You go after materialistic, gold digging whores, guess who you find? Materialistic gold digging whores. Funny how things work out that way.

I don't go after gold digging girls so your point is, well.......... pointless.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 03-17-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13931398)
I don't go after gold digging girls so your point is, well.......... pointless.

I actually didn't mean to imply that you did, it was more of an observation on how peoples' actions attract certain kinds of people. In this case, you handed out flowers and you probably met a pretty nice chick out of the deal. Wasn't meant to be offensive but I can see where it came out that way. :thumbsup

VikingMan 03-17-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 13931662)
I actually didn't mean to imply that you did, it was more of an observation on how peoples' actions attract certain kinds of people. In this case, you handed out flowers and you probably met a pretty nice chick out of the deal. Wasn't meant to be offensive but I can see where it came out that way. :thumbsup

Ok we are cool! Thank you.:thumbsup

papill0n 03-17-2008 02:26 PM

Nice little thread here :thumbsup

VikingMan 03-17-2008 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 13931353)
So after all that, she was Aussie and not American? Anyways, we must hear how the date turns out! :)

I spent the day with her and it was amazing. I just got back 20 minutes ago and am planning on heading back out to meet up with her.

You know what is really funny? That girl who I was a total dick to and kicked out of my house a few days ago is OUTSIDE my gate and waiting for me. She just left me a voicemail telling me this. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh What a turn off:321GFY:321GFY

I should have Porno Dan bring his crew and interview her. That would be comedy gold:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 03-17-2008 09:46 PM

Hot flowers! Show them wet next time :)

VeriSexy 03-18-2008 02:18 AM

Love the 2nd pic

fuzzylogic 03-18-2008 03:35 AM

this thread amuses me.

G.A.F 03-18-2008 03:46 AM

Your camera loves your dog. Nice pic

mrwilson 03-18-2008 03:48 AM

They're poisonous flowers!


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