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baddog · 03-15-2008, 11:52 PM

Because I really suck at wrapping gifts.

Porno Dan · 03-16-2008, 12:21 AM

LOL - that is too funny.

munki · 03-16-2008, 12:38 AM

Personally I'm not so good with teh vacuum and dusting...

mikeyddddd · 03-16-2008, 12:46 AM

My carpal tunnel was in remission

for awhile

digifan · 03-16-2008, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Because I really suck at wrapping gifts.

Oh man it was hilarious

RevSand · 03-16-2008, 01:01 AM

Man.. I soo agree with you... I cannot tell you the last time I wrapped gifts for xmas.. I always have a girl on tap just for that reason.. Hell, I used to have the girl I was fooling around with wrap my wife at the times gifts even...

Multimedia · 03-16-2008, 05:59 AM

You have to find the person that makes up for everything you lack. I need someone to wrap mine lol.

baddog · 03-16-2008, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Personally I'm not so good with teh vacuum and dusting...

I have maids for that.

Madame0120 · 03-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Because I really suck at wrapping gifts.

You're MARRIED? Get out!

I'd never have believed that any Wife would let her man ride around with Fuck You scrawled across his hog helmet. Amazin'

Never knew you were that rich.

munki · 03-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

You're MARRIED? Get out!

I'd never have believed that any Wife would let her man ride around with Fuck You scrawled across his hog helmet. Amazin'

Never knew you were that rich.

baddog · 03-16-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

You're MARRIED? Get out!

I'd never have believed that any Wife would let her man ride around with Fuck You scrawled across his hog helmet. Amazin'

Never knew you were that rich.

Number 1. No, I am not married.
Number 2. My helmet does not say Fuck You on it.
Number 3. Even if it did, she would not have any say in the matter.

pornask · 03-16-2008, 04:43 PM

That explains why I'm so good at wrapping gifts

<-- still single.

Naughty-Pages · 03-16-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

That explains why I'm so good at wrapping gifts

<-- still single.

now i understand..

not sure if you know, but in some states in the US, it is possible for you to get married...

PersianKitty · 03-16-2008, 04:53 PM

Never even crossed my mind that you would be married.

PK

baddog · 03-16-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Never even crossed my mind that you would be married.

PK

Because I am not.

Naughty-Pages · 03-16-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Because I am not.

i am guessing PK should have said "were married" instead of "would be" ? LOL

JFK · 03-16-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Number 1. No, I am not married.
Number 2. My helmet does not say Fuck You on it.
Number 3. Even if it did, she would not have any say in the matter.

I like #3

Madame0120 · 03-16-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Number 1. No, I am not married.
Number 2. My helmet does not say Fuck You on it.
Number 3. Even if it did, she would not have any say in the matter.

Oh come on .. I'll give you 1 & 2 - cause I was just pokin' at the dog.

But #3? Near impossible. What's your secret?

Vet wrap or duct tape?

Fap · 03-16-2008, 06:45 PM

and you realized you were old so you might as well..

VikingMan · 03-16-2008, 06:55 PM

girls love wrapping stuff up

CDSmith · 03-16-2008, 07:01 PM

You just remembered why you got married...

but I bet you never forgot why you got divorced. :D

Domain Diva · 03-16-2008, 07:07 PM

baddog you may suck at wrapping gifts but I cant even remember to buy the darn gifts until its too late in many cases

For wrapping thats easy if its christmas I just go over to the local mall and they have gift wrappers all set up to save your neck in return for a charity donation

munki · 03-16-2008, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You just remembered why you got married...

but I bet you never forgot why you got divorced. :D

LeRoy · 03-16-2008, 07:12 PM

I totally agree. I have'nt wrapped shit in years . Bags are good for her gifts

nico-t · 03-16-2008, 07:15 PM

i always wrap gifts to anyone with the following method.

1) make sure i know, and buy, the present two weeks before the occasion
2) jack off every single day over the present
3) let it become one big cum crust a few days before the occasion
4) jack off while he or she unwraps it by putting their nails into the huge hard cum cover

BOSS1 · 03-16-2008, 07:17 PM

apple does great gift wrapping
http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPL...712LL/A&pstn=1

baddog · 03-16-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Oh come on .. I'll give you 1 & 2 - cause I was just pokin' at the dog.

But #3? Near impossible. What's your secret?

Vet wrap or duct tape?

I wore the pants in my family. And the sex probably did not hurt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You just remembered why you got married...

but I bet you never forgot why you got divorced. :D

Not once.

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2222

I totally agree. I have'nt wrapped shit in years . Bags are good for her gifts

Believe me, I looked around for gift bags that were big enough, but I would have needed about 6 and I am not sure they would have made it thru the parking lot.

It was a pretty heavy gift (about 25 books).

baddog · 03-16-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naughty-Pages

i am guessing PK should have said "were married" instead of "would be" ? LOL

Like ever? If so, twice.

tony286 · 03-16-2008, 07:46 PM

i hate wrapping gifts

shekinah · 03-16-2008, 08:37 PM

lol.. nice reasoning

:

Andy Servers4Less · 03-16-2008, 08:57 PM

AND the never ending sex and freedom to go do what you want, when you want

AaronM · 03-16-2008, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Oh come on .. I'll give you 1 & 2 - cause I was just pokin' at the dog.

But #3? Near impossible. What's your secret?

Vet wrap or duct tape?

It's called the "bitch slap."

D · 03-16-2008, 09:11 PM

Yeah... it does help having a woman around for such things.

Only gifts I ever have to worry about wrapping are the ones for her.

Never really worrying about the laundry doesn't hurt, either.

D Ghost · 03-16-2008, 09:17 PM

hahahahaha nice

AaronM · 03-16-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

Yeah... it does help having a woman around for such things.

Only gifts I ever have to worry about wrapping are the ones for her.

Never really worrying about the laundry doesn't hurt, either.

Fuck laundry. Just buy new clothes.

kristin · 03-16-2008, 09:31 PM

I'm awesome at wrapping. I LOVE Christmas time just cause I like to wrap.

baddog · 03-16-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

I'm awesome at wrapping. I LOVE Christmas time just cause I like to wrap.

I have to give my last ex-wife credit in that department. She was good at it and loved doing it as well.

She even liked to move, because she said it made it like Christmas with the packing and unpacking.

That came in handy when it was time for her to go.

Rochard · 03-16-2008, 10:57 PM

Single men need a special day to trick their girlfriends into having steak for dinner and blow job.

Married men get that every day.

baddog · 03-16-2008, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Single men need a special day to trick their girlfriends into having steak for dinner and blow job.

Married men get that every day.

PersianKitty · 03-16-2008, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Like ever? If so, twice.

No.. I meant like now... but I get what you meant by the topic as being that was one thing the wife would do...

But then..

that's why they make gift bags

PK

AaronM · 03-16-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

No.. I meant like now... but I get what you meant by the topic as being that was one thing the wife would do...

But then..

that's why they make gift bags

PK

Exactly.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-16-2008, 11:57 PM

i can afford a punching bag, no need for a wife...

Madame0120 · 03-17-2008, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

It's called the "bitch slap."

Oh good ... some first hand knowledge ..

Go on tell us - does it make you cry?

DWB · 03-17-2008, 05:40 AM

I always pegged you for a take no shit #3 type of guy. Good to hear you have a strong pimp hand.

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-17-2008, 05:54 AM

#3 rocks looolololollll

Fletch XXX · 03-17-2008, 06:02 AM

[ ] Please check this box to include gift wrapping.

Eriic · 03-17-2008, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Because I really suck at wrapping gifts.

Give yourself credit

You suck at alot

JenniDahling · 03-17-2008, 07:55 AM

It's called gift bags and tissue paper. LOL

Glad I'm not married anymore... just need to find a vibrator that takes out the trash...

Hi Baddog~see you in PHX?

JenniDahling · 03-17-2008, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

It's called gift bags and tissue paper.

That way they think you're showering them with lots of presents!!!!

SykkBoy · 03-17-2008, 08:28 AM

I suck at wrapping and am eternally grateful for the genius that invented gift bags...soooo much easier ;-)

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