Do lobsters make good pets? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-13-2008, 06:02 PM

I like watching them in the grocery store. I wish they would take the bands off so they could fight.

crockett · 03-13-2008, 06:03 PM

For about 20 mins b4 they boil to death

DARKMAN · 03-13-2008, 06:07 PM

put a lobster in a pot of cold watter, then slowly turn up the heat every 5 minutes till you get the heat to about 90', then on your next crank, crank up the heat all the way to HI on your stove.. Watch him try and jump out of the pot, you can make money bets with your friends on him getting out or not. lol..

Click here to watch

sicone · 03-13-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

For about 20 mins b4 they boil to death

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-13-2008, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DARKMAN

put a lobster in a pot of gold watter, then slowly turn up the heat every 5 minutes till you get the heat to about 90', then on your next crank, crank up the heat all the way to HI on your stove.. Watch him try and jump out of the pot, you can make money bets with your friends on him getting out or not. lol..

Thats cruel

DatingGold · 03-13-2008, 06:09 PM

poor lobsters lol

L-Pink · 03-13-2008, 06:13 PM

Once I threw a lobster over a cliff .......

DARKMAN · 03-13-2008, 06:17 PM

You can also tie a string from the top overhead of your stove to the rubber band on the claw and have the lobster hang over the pot then just put the stove on HI and watch him swing back and forth. I think that is more fun.

Pokey the Turtle · 03-13-2008, 06:21 PM

i like it when they stroke my thingy

without the bands of course...

03-13-2008, 06:26 PM

We brought a live one home once. It was pretty lethargic, but we did get it to snap the end off a wooden pencil. Wouldn't want to get my finger in there.

It's not as nice eating them after you have to personally clean the shit out of their digestive tract.

CybermedAndy · 03-13-2008, 06:30 PM

They sure do... good delicious pets

Martha_WildCash · 03-13-2008, 06:36 PM

mine lasted about 6 months. one is smaller than the other so it gets picked on a lot i had to make sure i watch them as much as i can. walked in one day and saw the smaller one's claw barely clinging from it's supposed to be

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-13-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Martha_WildCash

mine lasted about 6 months. one is smaller than the other so it gets picked on a lot i had to make sure i watch them as much as i can. walked in one day and saw the smaller one's claw barely clinging from it's supposed to be

Thats sad

SomeCreep · 03-13-2008, 06:41 PM

Yes, but only in a home I call my belly.

american pervert · 03-13-2008, 06:43 PM

didnt work out to well for homer

D Ghost · 03-13-2008, 07:12 PM

ahahhaaha roflmao at this thread

Blazed · 03-13-2008, 07:34 PM

Is it possible to breed a lobster with a crab, i bet the babies would be delicious.

shekinah · 03-13-2008, 07:35 PM

Nope, they aren't.. They're good to eat!

03-13-2008, 06:02 PM	#1
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	Do lobsters make good pets? I like watching them in the grocery store. I wish they would take the bands off so they could fight.

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DARKMAN So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: DARKLAND Posts: 73	put a lobster in a pot of cold watter, then slowly turn up the heat every 5 minutes till you get the heat to about 90', then on your next crank, crank up the heat all the way to HI on your stove.. Watch him try and jump out of the pot, you can make money bets with your friends on him getting out or not. lol.. Click here to watch Last edited by DARKMAN; 03-13-2008 at 06:10 PM..

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DARKMAN So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: DARKLAND Posts: 73	You can also tie a string from the top overhead of your stove to the rubber band on the claw and have the lobster hang over the pot then just put the stove on HI and watch him swing back and forth. I think that is more fun.

03-13-2008, 06:26 PM	#10
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	We brought a live one home once. It was pretty lethargic, but we did get it to snap the end off a wooden pencil. Wouldn't want to get my finger in there. It's not as nice eating them after you have to personally clean the shit out of their digestive tract.

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