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NikKay · 03-10-2008, 07:52 AM

That thread giving SleazyDream advice on curing depression got me thinking...

WHY in the fuck don't they have erotic massage places for women?? I mean, I wouldn't mind going in on my lunch break and getting relaxed with a full body massage... with a happy ending... no reciprocal required... and come back to work all peaceful and happy.

I swear to God we women get left out of so many good things.

brand0n · 03-10-2008, 07:53 AM

if you are hot, its not like this is something you couldnt put together over lunch with any random dude.

hey, was wondering.. would you rub me down, and drown the man on the boat, then send me back to work?

check please.

just saying

malakajoe · 03-10-2008, 07:55 AM

I am sure there are a 1000 guys on GFY that would die to give you a "happy ending". The no reciprocal required would take the number down huge, though.

brand0n · 03-10-2008, 07:58 AM

post note

just checked out your adult whos who.

im in charlotte. so, where we going for lunch?

NikKay · 03-10-2008, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

post note

just checked out your adult whos who.

im in charlotte. so, where we going for lunch?

So you're offering a full body massage with a happy ending... and a promise that Mr. Happy never comes out of your pants?

DutchTeenCash · 03-10-2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay

So you're offering a full body massage with a happy ending... and a promise that Mr. Happy never comes out of your pants?

any guy anywhere in the world would offer you that after seeing that AWW pic

tranza · 03-10-2008, 08:18 AM

Damn, you seem to be so pretty on Adult Who's Who, why would you need such a thing?

notoldschool · 03-10-2008, 08:24 AM

LOL. GFY is turning into myspace.

NikKay · 03-10-2008, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Damn, you seem to be so pretty on Adult Who's Who, why would you need such a thing?

Why would I need a lunch break massage and a purely selfish orgasm? What kind of question is that?

Relationship orgasms go like this:
Hug, cuddle, make out, coo sweet things, make out some more, slowly undress, rub each others bodies, someone goes down south, the other person goes down south, a position is decided on, fish around for a condom, pause while applied, make out some more, hug some more, more sweet chit chat, figure out positioning, more body rubbing, begin actual intercourse, bump and grind, change positions, more oral sex on both parts, more bumping and grinding... and then orgasm(s).

That's all fun and games and I like that too... but it's a lot of time and effort. Sometimes it would be nice to go lay face first on a massage table and get rubbed all over for my pleasure only. It just seems like it would be really nice to return to the office after such a break.

Holly · 03-10-2008, 09:15 AM

In my experience, erotic massage "for chicks" almost always ends up being "for dudes".

NikKay · 03-10-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

In my experience, erotic massage "for chicks" almost always ends up being "for dudes".

LOL- it's sounding that way. When I first posted this, I was actually envisioning my erotic massage being done by a cute little asian chick. Oh well.

Holly · 03-10-2008, 09:26 AM

Well maybe that makes more sense, because there's no way in hell I'd let any guy working in a joint like that, rub all over me. I can't even fathom what the employment line would look like if they were hiring.

jimmy-3-way · 03-10-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay

Why would I need a lunch break massage and a purely selfish orgasm? What kind of question is that?

Relationship orgasms go like this:
... fish around for a condom, pause while applied, make out some more, hug some more, more sweet chit chat, figure out positioning, more body rubbing, begin actual intercourse, bump and grind, change positions, more oral sex on both parts, more bumping and grinding... and then orgasm(s).

Who the fuck has oral AFTER putting on a condom?

NiKKay, I think I see where your problem lies.

D · 03-10-2008, 09:31 AM

I've never been to a "massage parlor" before, but I'd imagine they take female clients, as well...

allamerican2003 · 03-10-2008, 09:37 AM

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mrwilson · 03-10-2008, 09:48 AM

i'll give you one

carol.prime · 03-10-2008, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay

I swear to God we women get left out of so many good things.

I agree, we women are always on the under ground.

OG LennyT · 03-10-2008, 10:06 AM

They service women at those places too. Christy Canyon was talking about that very subject a few weeks back on Playboy Night Calls (Sirius)

jimmy-3-way · 03-10-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by D

I've never been to a "massage parlor" before, but I'd imagine they take female clients, as well...

Actually, a good friend of mine used to own a rub-n-tug. They got a small but steady amount of lesbos looking for some full body on body contact.

sniperwolf · 03-10-2008, 11:37 AM

I actually know a place where women can have a full body massage and spa...

... but they're not cheap, i'm telling you...

03-10-2008, 07:52 AM	#1
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	Erotic massage for chicks... That thread giving SleazyDream advice on curing depression got me thinking... WHY in the fuck don't they have erotic massage places for women?? I mean, I wouldn't mind going in on my lunch break and getting relaxed with a full body massage... with a happy ending... no reciprocal required... and come back to work all peaceful and happy. I swear to God we women get left out of so many good things.

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