How many of you tried Durian fruit? - GoFuckYourself.com

Just Alex · 03-04-2008, 11:59 PM

I'm watching some TV show about weird foods and they are talking about durian right now. I remember having one in Asia. Talking about nasty!!!!

GrouchyAdmin · 03-05-2008, 12:00 AM

It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.

Just Alex · 03-05-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.

I hear you We bought one in plastic zip lock bag that was supposed to be even better. Left it in the kitchen and almost died next morning.

papill0n · 03-05-2008, 12:05 AM

It smells bad but tastes ok.

gimo33 · 03-05-2008, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.

It actually taste good once you get over the smell...

GrouchyAdmin · 03-05-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Alexis Content

I hear you We bought one in plastic zip lock bag that was supposed to be even better. Left it in the kitchen and almost died next morning.

Ugh.. It probably melted the bag!

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Originally Posted by gimo33

It actually taste good once you get over the smell...

My nose is stronger than my taste buds. I just couldn't do it.

EuroRev_Stacey · 03-05-2008, 12:13 AM

The smells stinks but the taste is fantastic

Iron Fist · 03-05-2008, 12:20 AM

what does it look like?

Thurbs · 03-05-2008, 12:33 AM

SMELLS Horrible .. fucked my whole car up when it was in the trunk for like 2 hours. worse then the B.O. episode of Seinfeld

gimo33 · 03-05-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

what does it look like?

mattz · 03-05-2008, 01:15 AM

smells like dog shit, I couldn't eat it

SZNY · 03-05-2008, 02:44 AM

I love it, you only have to get used to the smell.

WarChild · 03-05-2008, 02:49 AM

Tastes great, smells like urine.

Many years ago, like 10+ I was in Singapore for 6 weeks. Every hotel room had listed on the card on the back of each door things like "No guests after 11, no smoking, no cooking, no this no that" and they ALWAYS ended with "No Durian Fruit allowed in the rooms". Always made me chuckle.

Calico Jack · 03-05-2008, 02:55 AM

A couple of times, it tastes better then it smells, but that's not saying too much. Apparently in Thailand, I was told when there once, that the most highly prized ones are those eaten whole by elephants, and shat out undigested. Not sure how that could improve the flavour, but people do eat weird shit.

DutchTeenCash · 03-05-2008, 03:08 AM

tried it yes the smell is horrible gotta agree

viencarl · 03-05-2008, 05:27 AM

no way dude but i hear it taste so good only very bad smell

carol.prime · 03-05-2008, 07:33 AM

it taste great you just need to cover your nose while eating. lol!

teg0 · 03-05-2008, 08:16 AM

Those are really big aren't they? thats all i know about them

Grapesoda · 03-05-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Alexis Content

I'm watching some TV show about weird foods and they are talking about durian right now. I remember having one in Asia. Talking about nasty!!!!

The five cells are silky-white within, and are filled with a mass of firm, cream-coloured pulp, containing about three seeds each. This pulp is the edible part, and its consistence and flavour are indescribable. A rich custard highly flavoured with almonds gives the best general idea of it, but there are occasional wafts of flavour that call to mind cream-cheese, onion-sauce, sherry-wine, and other incongruous dishes. Then there is a rich glutinous smoothness in the pulp which nothing else possesses, but which adds to its delicacy. It is neither acid nor sweet nor juicy; yet it wants neither of these qualities, for it is in itself perfect. It produces no nausea or other bad effect, and the more you eat of it the less you feel inclined to stop. In fact, to eat Durians is a new sensation worth a voyage to the East to experience. ... as producing a food of the most exquisite flavour it is unsurpassed.

... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia

MichelleB · 03-05-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

what does it look like?

AssPirate · 03-05-2008, 08:54 AM

Yeap Durian fruit really smells so bad but when you taste it, it tastes great.

SykkBoy · 03-05-2008, 09:33 AM

I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Paco, of Large Cash. · 03-05-2008, 10:44 AM

ditto - it tastes great.
Too bad it smells beyond horrid---it's like a combo of vomit and crap.

Roald · 03-05-2008, 10:53 AM

tastes not that bad, but like said already the smell is pretty yukkie

KILL_FRENZY · 03-05-2008, 11:00 AM

Never tasted that fruit but from what I've seen it's really spiky

sniperwolf · 03-05-2008, 12:39 PM

i wonder where in the world does that stinky smell coming from when the taste is really good.

hollinator · 03-05-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

HAhaha - I totally agree. Though not necessarily an idiot, maybe adventurous? I wonder how many people have died or gotten violently ill thinking the same thing and being wrong.

I wouldn't mind trying it though to be honest.

Peaches · 03-05-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Maybe it was the same guy who said "Let's drink milk out of a cow's tit and ooooh, we can let it spoil and it tastes good too!"

digifan · 03-05-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Tastes great, smells like urine.

Many years ago, like 10+ I was in Singapore for 6 weeks. Every hotel room had listed on the card on the back of each door things like "No guests after 11, no smoking, no cooking, no this no that" and they ALWAYS ended with "No Durian Fruit allowed in the rooms". Always made me chuckle.

You made me laugh... I lost smells after a throat cancer surgery (or 3) and tastes too but still find it funny.

corbu · 03-05-2008, 02:27 PM

i had an ex from singapore that ate that crap. i could not get near her for some time

woj · 03-05-2008, 02:32 PM

never even heard of it

lhizy_05 · 03-05-2008, 03:05 PM

taste good but eww smells bad

D Ghost · 03-05-2008, 03:21 PM

yeah its the "heaven & hell" fruit, smells horrible, but tastes good...

biskoppen · 03-05-2008, 03:23 PM

I both smelled it and tasted it and both part sucks...

"They say" it smells bad, but tastes good.. but I completly disagre, it tastes like shit

WinstonTriplexcash · 03-05-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Here in asia, there's a saying that if its safe for the monkey, its safe for you. monkeys, particularly orangs love it. But I once saw a monkey tasting another monkey's pee... i just had to draw the line somewhere.

jscott · 03-05-2008, 09:59 PM

the smell is unbearable!!! my gf was just eating it yesterday, fucking nasty smelt up my whole apartment

goldmine · 03-05-2008, 10:08 PM

There's lot of durian in PI. Thre's even a hotel in souther PI calles "The Durian Hotel"

But guess what, guest are prohibited to bring durian fruit inside the hotel because once you open a durian fruit inside a carpeted room, the stink will stay on the carpet for weeks! even the carpet shampoo cant help.

I cant bear the taste and of course the smell of durian, my wife once asked me to try the durian ice cream... guess what...

It's still smells!

VeriSexy · 03-05-2008, 10:25 PM

Smells bad, taste fine

D · 03-05-2008, 10:38 PM

k, I'm in for trying this stuff out.

Mr Pheer · 03-06-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

the smell is unbearable!!! my gf was just eating it yesterday, fucking nasty smelt up my whole apartment

you sure that smell wasnt coming from her vagina?

VDB-Design · 03-06-2008, 02:17 AM

ทุเรียน makes you fat.

Hmoo oun they would say in Thailand.

aico · 03-06-2008, 02:22 AM

Most Hotels in Asia won't let you bring it into the hotel. They have actual signs up that say "No Durian".

bobby666 · 03-06-2008, 02:22 AM

i have never tried it

helic0pter · 03-06-2008, 02:23 AM

Thats very strange that a good tasting food could smell so bad. A bad smell would kinda kill the good taste part.

Gunni · 03-06-2008, 03:31 AM

never tried it, but it looks like jack fruit which is my favourite fruit ever

draude · 03-06-2008, 03:38 AM

never tried it, but durian candies are good. i bet i could try it sometime

Sam Granger · 03-06-2008, 04:55 AM

I love fruit but screw that, not even going to try durian, dont want my breath to smell like urine!!

Dopy · 03-06-2008, 05:03 AM

jscott · 03-06-2008, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

you sure that smell wasnt coming from her vagina?

so you wouldnt know the difference between the smell of a pussy and a vagina then, right?

you need ->

Fap · 03-06-2008, 07:19 AM

cant say ive ever tried ti

03-04-2008, 11:59 PM	#1
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	How many of you tried Durian fruit? I'm watching some TV show about weird foods and they are talking about durian right now. I remember having one in Asia. Talking about nasty!!!! __________________

03-05-2008, 12:00 AM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time. I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

03-05-2008, 12:13 AM	#7
EuroRev_Stacey Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 811	The smells stinks but the taste is fantastic __________________ EUROREVENUE.COM

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Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	what does it look like? __________________ i like waffles

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SZNY SZNY Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sexy Republic Posts: 2,800	I love it, you only have to get used to the smell. __________________ Telegram: sandroanthonio

03-05-2008, 12:05 AM	#4
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	It smells bad but tastes ok.

03-05-2008, 12:33 AM	#9
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	SMELLS Horrible .. fucked my whole car up when it was in the trunk for like 2 hours. worse then the B.O. episode of Seinfeld

03-05-2008, 01:15 AM	#11
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	smells like dog shit, I couldn't eat it

03-05-2008, 02:49 AM	#13
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Tastes great, smells like urine. Many years ago, like 10+ I was in Singapore for 6 weeks. Every hotel room had listed on the card on the back of each door things like "No guests after 11, no smoking, no cooking, no this no that" and they ALWAYS ended with "No Durian Fruit allowed in the rooms". Always made me chuckle. __________________ .

03-05-2008, 02:55 AM	#14
Calico Jack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,051	A couple of times, it tastes better then it smells, but that's not saying too much. Apparently in Thailand, I was told when there once, that the most highly prized ones are those eaten whole by elephants, and shat out undigested. Not sure how that could improve the flavour, but people do eat weird shit. __________________ Got Foot Fetish Traffic? These sites will make you $$$... Footsie Babes - Hot Legs & Feet - Kink's Foot Worship - Black Meat White Feet NAKED HOSTING (Certified Hosting)...Adult Web Hosting at its FINEST! Signup Here!

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03-05-2008, 07:33 AM	#17
carol.prime Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 6,960	it taste great you just need to cover your nose while eating. lol! __________________ Prime Outsourcing \| offshore staffing solutions \| manual labor \| employee leasing \| full time employees starting at $695.00/month = managed and dedicated icq.: 309570461 live chat

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teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	Those are really big aren't they? thats all i know about them

03-05-2008, 08:54 AM	#21
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	Yeap Durian fruit really smells so bad but when you taste it, it tastes great. __________________

03-05-2008, 09:33 AM	#22
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways" __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

03-05-2008, 10:44 AM	#23
Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	ditto - it tastes great. Too bad it smells beyond horrid---it's like a combo of vomit and crap.

03-05-2008, 10:53 AM	#24
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,888	tastes not that bad, but like said already the smell is pretty yukkie __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

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corbu Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: los angeles Posts: 1,461	i had an ex from singapore that ate that crap. i could not get near her for some time __________________ Katie Ayanami

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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	never even heard of it __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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lhizy_05 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 379	taste good but eww smells bad

03-05-2008, 03:21 PM	#33
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	yeah its the "heaven & hell" fruit, smells horrible, but tastes good...

03-05-2008, 03:23 PM	#34
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	I both smelled it and tasted it and both part sucks... "They say" it smells bad, but tastes good.. but I completly disagre, it tastes like shit

03-05-2008, 09:59 PM	#36
jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	the smell is unbearable!!! my gf was just eating it yesterday, fucking nasty smelt up my whole apartment

03-05-2008, 10:08 PM	#37
goldmine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: USS Enterprise Posts: 952	There's lot of durian in PI. Thre's even a hotel in souther PI calles "The Durian Hotel" But guess what, guest are prohibited to bring durian fruit inside the hotel because once you open a durian fruit inside a carpeted room, the stink will stay on the carpet for weeks! even the carpet shampoo cant help. I cant bear the taste and of course the smell of durian, my wife once asked me to try the durian ice cream... guess what... It's still smells!

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03-06-2008, 02:23 AM	#44
helic0pter Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 155	Thats very strange that a good tasting food could smell so bad. A bad smell would kinda kill the good taste part.

03-06-2008, 03:31 AM	#45
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	never tried it, but it looks like jack fruit which is my favourite fruit ever

03-06-2008, 03:38 AM	#46
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