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Just Alex 03-04-2008 11:59 PM

How many of you tried Durian fruit?
 
I'm watching some TV show about weird foods and they are talking about durian right now. I remember having one in Asia. Talking about nasty!!!!

GrouchyAdmin 03-05-2008 12:00 AM

It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.

Just Alex 03-05-2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13871896)
It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.


I hear you We bought one in plastic zip lock bag that was supposed to be even better. Left it in the kitchen and almost died next morning.

papill0n 03-05-2008 12:05 AM

It smells bad but tastes ok. :)

gimo33 03-05-2008 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13871896)
It tastes, and smells like bile, dirty socks, and shit, all at the same time.

I gagged when I tried a small piece. I could NOT get over the smell.

It actually taste good once you get over the smell...

GrouchyAdmin 03-05-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Alexis Content (Post 13871909)
I hear you We bought one in plastic zip lock bag that was supposed to be even better. Left it in the kitchen and almost died next morning.

Ugh.. It probably melted the bag!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 13871914)
It actually taste good once you get over the smell...

My nose is stronger than my taste buds. I just couldn't do it.

EuroRev_Stacey 03-05-2008 12:13 AM

The smells stinks but the taste is fantastic :)

Iron Fist 03-05-2008 12:20 AM

what does it look like?

Thurbs 03-05-2008 12:33 AM

SMELLS Horrible .. fucked my whole car up when it was in the trunk for like 2 hours. worse then the B.O. episode of Seinfeld

gimo33 03-05-2008 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13871956)
what does it look like?

http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/dur...an%20fruit.JPG

mattz 03-05-2008 01:15 AM

smells like dog shit, I couldn't eat it

SZNY 03-05-2008 02:44 AM

I love it, you only have to get used to the smell.

WarChild 03-05-2008 02:49 AM

Tastes great, smells like urine.

Many years ago, like 10+ I was in Singapore for 6 weeks. Every hotel room had listed on the card on the back of each door things like "No guests after 11, no smoking, no cooking, no this no that" and they ALWAYS ended with "No Durian Fruit allowed in the rooms". Always made me chuckle.

Calico Jack 03-05-2008 02:55 AM

A couple of times, it tastes better then it smells, but that's not saying too much. Apparently in Thailand, I was told when there once, that the most highly prized ones are those eaten whole by elephants, and shat out undigested. Not sure how that could improve the flavour, but people do eat weird shit.

DutchTeenCash 03-05-2008 03:08 AM

tried it yes the smell is horrible gotta agree

viencarl 03-05-2008 05:27 AM

no way dude but i hear it taste so good only very bad smell :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carol.prime 03-05-2008 07:33 AM

it taste great you just need to cover your nose while eating. lol! :thumbsup

teg0 03-05-2008 08:16 AM

Those are really big aren't they? thats all i know about them

Grapesoda 03-05-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexis Content (Post 13871894)
I'm watching some TV show about weird foods and they are talking about durian right now. I remember having one in Asia. Talking about nasty!!!!

The five cells are silky-white within, and are filled with a mass of firm, cream-coloured pulp, containing about three seeds each. This pulp is the edible part, and its consistence and flavour are indescribable. A rich custard highly flavoured with almonds gives the best general idea of it, but there are occasional wafts of flavour that call to mind cream-cheese, onion-sauce, sherry-wine, and other incongruous dishes. Then there is a rich glutinous smoothness in the pulp which nothing else possesses, but which adds to its delicacy. It is neither acid nor sweet nor juicy; yet it wants neither of these qualities, for it is in itself perfect. It produces no nausea or other bad effect, and the more you eat of it the less you feel inclined to stop. In fact, to eat Durians is a new sensation worth a voyage to the East to experience. ... as producing a food of the most exquisite flavour it is unsurpassed.

... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia

MichelleB 03-05-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13871956)
what does it look like?

http://eatingasia.typepad.com/photos.../19/durian.jpg

AssPirate 03-05-2008 08:54 AM

Yeap Durian fruit really smells so bad but when you taste it, it tastes great.

SykkBoy 03-05-2008 09:33 AM

I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Paco, of Large Cash. 03-05-2008 10:44 AM

ditto - it tastes great.
Too bad it smells beyond horrid---it's like a combo of vomit and crap.

Roald 03-05-2008 10:53 AM

tastes not that bad, but like said already the smell is pretty yukkie

KILL_FRENZY 03-05-2008 11:00 AM

Never tasted that fruit but from what I've seen it's really spiky

sniperwolf 03-05-2008 12:39 PM

i wonder where in the world does that stinky smell coming from when the taste is really good. :disgust

hollinator 03-05-2008 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 13873540)
I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

HAhaha - I totally agree. Though not necessarily an idiot, maybe adventurous? I wonder how many people have died or gotten violently ill thinking the same thing and being wrong.

I wouldn't mind trying it though to be honest. :winkwink:

Peaches 03-05-2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 13873540)
I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Maybe it was the same guy who said "Let's drink milk out of a cow's tit and ooooh, we can let it spoil and it tastes good too!" :thumbsup

digifan 03-05-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13872358)
Tastes great, smells like urine.

Many years ago, like 10+ I was in Singapore for 6 weeks. Every hotel room had listed on the card on the back of each door things like "No guests after 11, no smoking, no cooking, no this no that" and they ALWAYS ended with "No Durian Fruit allowed in the rooms". Always made me chuckle.

You made me laugh... I lost smells after a throat cancer surgery (or 3) and tastes too but still find it funny.

corbu 03-05-2008 02:27 PM

i had an ex from singapore that ate that crap. i could not get near her for some time

woj 03-05-2008 02:32 PM

never even heard of it :(

lhizy_05 03-05-2008 03:05 PM

taste good but eww smells bad

D Ghost 03-05-2008 03:21 PM

yeah its the "heaven & hell" fruit, smells horrible, but tastes good...

biskoppen 03-05-2008 03:23 PM

I both smelled it and tasted it and both part sucks...

"They say" it smells bad, but tastes good.. but I completly disagre, it tastes like shit

WinstonTriplexcash 03-05-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 13873540)
I've always wondered with foods like this....who was the first idiot to say "that smells like a big dog turd...but I think I'll try eating it anyways"

Here in asia, there's a saying that if its safe for the monkey, its safe for you. monkeys, particularly orangs love it. But I once saw a monkey tasting another monkey's pee... i just had to draw the line somewhere.

jscott 03-05-2008 09:59 PM

the smell is unbearable!!! my gf was just eating it yesterday, fucking nasty smelt up my whole apartment

goldmine 03-05-2008 10:08 PM

There's lot of durian in PI. Thre's even a hotel in souther PI calles "The Durian Hotel"

But guess what, guest are prohibited to bring durian fruit inside the hotel because once you open a durian fruit inside a carpeted room, the stink will stay on the carpet for weeks! even the carpet shampoo cant help.

I cant bear the taste and of course the smell of durian, my wife once asked me to try the durian ice cream... guess what...


It's still smells! :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

VeriSexy 03-05-2008 10:25 PM

Smells bad, taste fine

D 03-05-2008 10:38 PM

k, I'm in for trying this stuff out.

Mr Pheer 03-06-2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 13878417)
the smell is unbearable!!! my gf was just eating it yesterday, fucking nasty smelt up my whole apartment

you sure that smell wasnt coming from her vagina?

VDB-Design 03-06-2008 02:17 AM

ทุเรียน makes you fat.

Hmoo oun they would say in Thailand.

aico 03-06-2008 02:22 AM

Most Hotels in Asia won't let you bring it into the hotel. They have actual signs up that say "No Durian".

bobby666 03-06-2008 02:22 AM

i have never tried it

helic0pter 03-06-2008 02:23 AM

Thats very strange that a good tasting food could smell so bad. A bad smell would kinda kill the good taste part.

Gunni 03-06-2008 03:31 AM

never tried it, but it looks like jack fruit which is my favourite fruit ever :)

draude 03-06-2008 03:38 AM

never tried it, but durian candies are good. i bet i could try it sometime

Sam Granger 03-06-2008 04:55 AM

I love fruit but screw that, not even going to try durian, dont want my breath to smell like urine!!

Dopy 03-06-2008 05:03 AM

http://i32.tinypic.com/fu2iki.jpg

jscott 03-06-2008 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 13879265)
you sure that smell wasnt coming from her vagina?

so you wouldnt know the difference between the smell of a pussy and a vagina then, right?

you need -> :helpme

Fap 03-06-2008 07:19 AM

cant say ive ever tried ti


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