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Compdoctor · 03-05-2008, 09:30 AM

Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog."

teg0 · 03-05-2008, 09:32 AM

Kind of a miss today

tranza · 03-05-2008, 09:33 AM

Boring................

the alchemist · 03-05-2008, 09:33 AM

Bahaha very good one

woj · 03-05-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

Kind of a miss today

KILL_FRENZY · 03-05-2008, 11:05 AM

nice one

Violetta · 03-05-2008, 11:07 AM

too long and boring

Eva PSC · 03-05-2008, 11:34 AM

interesting

carol.prime · 03-05-2008, 12:10 PM

I love it. lol! really funny!

I also had "sex" before. and now im looking for the new "sex"to play with. ;)

sniperwolf · 03-05-2008, 12:12 PM

ahahaha so next time don't name your dog SEX!

Mike Honcho · 03-05-2008, 12:24 PM

judycash · 03-05-2008, 12:35 PM

jokes should be short and sweet...

Tubestone · 03-05-2008, 12:39 PM

good one

Fap · 03-05-2008, 06:24 PM

boringgggg

MandyBlake · 03-05-2008, 06:29 PM

too long but kind of amusing

Spunky · 03-05-2008, 09:13 PM

Heh heh,that wasn't bad at all

VeriSexy · 03-05-2008, 09:37 PM

Not as funny as your others

03-05-2008, 09:30 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "She is a dog!!" He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV!" He called me a 'show off'! When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "Me too!!" Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up next Thursday. Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!" And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

03-05-2008, 09:33 AM	#3
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Boring................ __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-05-2008, 09:33 AM	#4
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03-05-2008, 11:07 AM	#7
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03-05-2008, 09:32 AM	#2
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03-05-2008, 12:10 PM	#9
carol.prime Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 6,960	I love it. lol! really funny! I also had "sex" before. and now im looking for the new "sex"to play with. ;) __________________ Prime Outsourcing \| offshore staffing solutions \| manual labor \| employee leasing \| full time employees starting at $695.00/month = managed and dedicated icq.: 309570461 live chat

03-05-2008, 12:12 PM	#10
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	ahahaha so next time don't name your dog SEX! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

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03-05-2008, 12:35 PM	#12
judycash Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 320	jokes should be short and sweet...

03-05-2008, 12:39 PM	#13
Tubestone Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 189	good one

03-05-2008, 06:24 PM	#14
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	boringgggg

03-05-2008, 06:29 PM	#15
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03-05-2008, 09:13 PM	#16
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03-05-2008, 09:37 PM	#17
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