If you need good quality copy. - GoFuckYourself.com

fluffygrrl · 03-01-2008, 03:19 AM

Some of you may remember I was looking for somebody to write to spec for me a while ago.

I didn't find anything I liked, so I ended up making my own copywriter unit. It's been taking off nicely, but I've just discovered they can write more than I actually need written, so, I'm going to share the service.

If you need blog posts, forum posts, squeze text, ad copy, whatever it is, hit me up at [email protected]

This is a service I spec'd out and implemented for my own use, and it's absolute top notch, I have real English Literature majors and real Creative Writing majors working on these projects, every single word is typed by hand, every single sentence goes through an editing pass, there's no grammar errors, there's no 14 year old blabbering (unless you speciffically ask for it), there's just quality, national newspaper grade copy.

Surprisingly enough, it's not expensive either. I should probably give some examples of what I mean by that here, but I can only quote per project. If you can be bothered, send me a description of what you need, you will have a quote within 24 hours and that'll answer the question for you.

There's no missed deadlines, ever.

Here's a few samples, they're all mainstream for-adsense thread seeds, but you should get the idea (I'm including snapshots, since there's a rule against linking forums)

Keywords : spring cleaning, floor cleaning,clean, laundry, window cleaning, ironing, rug cleaning, cleaning, drain cleaning, duct cleaning, teeth cleaning

http://polimedia.us/content/content-1.jpg

Keywords : fear, panic attacks, agoraphobia, counselor, fear of hypnotist, nervousness, stress, anxiety, worry,panic

http://polimedia.us/content/content-2.jpg

Keywords : addiction, alcoholics anonymous, addictions, addicted, alcohol addiction, counseling, couples counseling, detox, drug detox

http://polimedia.us/content/content-3.jpg

Keywords : ergonomics, back pain, ergonomic computer chair, carpal tunnel, ergonomic mouse, posture, ergonomic keyboard, workstation, wrist pain, workplace

http://polimedia.us/content/content-4.jpg

As you can see, google well likes the text.

It's important to know that these were written BASED ON size and keyword list, not the other way around. It's not that they turned some stuff in to me and I went hmm, I wonder what keywords this would go with. It's that I gave them a list of keywords and this is what was turned in.

That'd be all, if you have further questions, the email is above. Cheers.

fluffygrrl · 03-01-2008, 08:22 AM

Forgot to say, while the examples above are all mainstream, that's just coincidence, they can and do cover porn, any niche (well, within reason - if your niche is, naive busty copywriter being assaulted by swarming, hive-minded paper clips and squirted all over with printer ink, we might have a problem)

fluffygrrl · 03-01-2008, 01:46 PM

Okay, let's see if I can get some attention here.

fluffygrrl · 03-05-2008, 03:59 AM

bump for more business

fluffygrrl · 03-10-2008, 11:36 AM

aite, can take a couple more people.

fluffygrrl · 03-17-2008, 12:35 AM

Here's a few adult samples :

http://polimedia.us/content/sample-figging.jpg
http://polimedia.us/content/sample-licking.jpg
http://polimedia.us/content/sample-reaming.jpg

parazzi · 03-17-2008, 01:02 AM

what's the going rate?

fluffygrrl · 03-17-2008, 03:28 AM

We normally prefer to offer a per-project quote, rather than per word. This because we are completely focused on quality, and there's more to quality text than the number of words.

That said, so you can get a general idea of our pricing, for some typical projects we've recently completed, we did 23 blog posts around 230 (210 to 255) words each, in 5 different niches, for $109, and 67 short (35 to 40 word) descriptions for $59. So, roughly, 2 cents a word.

Please don't hesitate to let us know what your project entails (number of words, number of posts, niche, keywords, desired tone and style if any, etc) and we will be happy to provide you with a free quote.

fluffygrrl · 03-17-2008, 08:21 AM

Here's a tip for people on a free email system trying to get in touch, especially if you think we haven't answered :

Your email "provider" is most likely sending our replies to the bulk folder. gmail and yahoo are both confirmed to do this, hotmail and the rest are likely to, we haven't checked.

So, if you're waiting for a reply, check that bulk folder, and maybe go to the trouble of letting gmail/yahoo/whoever know the email isn't spam, and they're doing a bum job?

Who ever heard of replies to emails YOU send out being flagged for the love of Christ's sake.

fluffygrrl · 03-17-2008, 02:14 PM

bump bump

fluffygrrl · 03-18-2008, 09:27 AM

Introducing the new automated ordering interface, check it out :

http://polimedia.us/content/index.php

fluffygrrl · 03-19-2008, 06:24 AM

Back to the top

fluffygrrl · 03-21-2008, 02:17 AM

bumparooo

kmanrox · 03-21-2008, 02:21 AM

lol r u serious? buy some advertising space or something

After Shock Media · 03-21-2008, 02:36 AM

fluffygrrl · 03-21-2008, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

lol r u serious? buy some advertising space or something

The sort of very valuable advice only a competent, seasoned surfer team like found on GFY could provide.

fluffygrrl · 03-25-2008, 02:40 PM

Got room for a few more orders, hit me.

fluffygrrl · 03-25-2008, 02:41 PM

Got room for a few more orders, hit me up.

moeloubani · 03-25-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

The sort of very valuable advice only a competent, seasoned surfer team like found on GFY could provide.

I think he means that this isn't the section to be spamming for this kind of thing.

tranza · 03-25-2008, 02:46 PM

Here's a bump for you.

moeloubani · 03-25-2008, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

The sort of very valuable advice only a competent, seasoned surfer team like found on GFY could provide.

I think he means that this isn't the section to be spamming for this kind of thing.

Sands · 03-25-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Introducing the new automated ordering interface, check it out :

http://polimedia.us/content/index.php

Excellent samples. It looks like you've put together a stable of skilled writers who provide great texts. Bump for you and your business.

fluffygrrl · 03-25-2008, 04:32 PM

Thanks for the bumps. Here's a special :

Next person to post gets a 250 word blog post free. Specify niche/keywords/whatever in your post please.

pornask · 03-25-2008, 04:35 PM

I love you

hit me up with pricing --> info [at] pornask [dawt] com

J. Falcon · 03-25-2008, 04:43 PM

Good luck fluffy, here's a bump.

fluffygrrl · 03-25-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

I love you

hit me up with pricing --> info [at] pornask [dawt] com

Emailed. So who's getting the free blog post ?

viencarl · 03-26-2008, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

you bad

fluffygrrl · 03-26-2008, 11:11 AM

Socks · 03-26-2008, 11:16 AM

Thread rescued by Mary herself!

fluffygrrl · 03-29-2008, 11:57 AM

Can take on a couple more people.

sexyelisha · 04-08-2008, 06:13 AM

Could you hit me up regarding some possible writing work thanks

ICQ: 137547734

fluffygrrl · 04-08-2008, 12:31 PM

No icq here, but emailed you at the addy on the curvology website (hey, cool name actually ;) )

fluffygrrl · 04-20-2008, 12:31 AM

And a bump.

03-01-2008, 03:19 AM	#1
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	If you need good quality copy. Some of you may remember I was looking for somebody to write to spec for me a while ago. I didn't find anything I liked, so I ended up making my own copywriter unit. It's been taking off nicely, but I've just discovered they can write more than I actually need written, so, I'm going to share the service. If you need blog posts, forum posts, squeze text, ad copy, whatever it is, hit me up at [email protected] This is a service I spec'd out and implemented for my own use, and it's absolute top notch, I have real English Literature majors and real Creative Writing majors working on these projects, every single word is typed by hand, every single sentence goes through an editing pass, there's no grammar errors, there's no 14 year old blabbering (unless you speciffically ask for it), there's just quality, national newspaper grade copy. Surprisingly enough, it's not expensive either. I should probably give some examples of what I mean by that here, but I can only quote per project. If you can be bothered, send me a description of what you need, you will have a quote within 24 hours and that'll answer the question for you. There's no missed deadlines, ever. Here's a few samples, they're all mainstream for-adsense thread seeds, but you should get the idea (I'm including snapshots, since there's a rule against linking forums) Keywords : spring cleaning, floor cleaning,clean, laundry, window cleaning, ironing, rug cleaning, cleaning, drain cleaning, duct cleaning, teeth cleaning http://polimedia.us/content/content-1.jpg Keywords : fear, panic attacks, agoraphobia, counselor, fear of hypnotist, nervousness, stress, anxiety, worry,panic http://polimedia.us/content/content-2.jpg Keywords : addiction, alcoholics anonymous, addictions, addicted, alcohol addiction, counseling, couples counseling, detox, drug detox http://polimedia.us/content/content-3.jpg Keywords : ergonomics, back pain, ergonomic computer chair, carpal tunnel, ergonomic mouse, posture, ergonomic keyboard, workstation, wrist pain, workplace http://polimedia.us/content/content-4.jpg As you can see, google well likes the text. It's important to know that these were written BASED ON size and keyword list, not the other way around. It's not that they turned some stuff in to me and I went hmm, I wonder what keywords this would go with. It's that I gave them a list of keywords and this is what was turned in. That'd be all, if you have further questions, the email is above. Cheers.

03-17-2008, 01:02 AM	#7
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03-21-2008, 02:21 AM	#14
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03-21-2008, 02:36 AM	#15
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03-25-2008, 02:46 PM	#20
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Here's a bump for you. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-01-2008, 08:22 AM	#2
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Forgot to say, while the examples above are all mainstream, that's just coincidence, they can and do cover porn, any niche (well, within reason - if your niche is, naive busty copywriter being assaulted by swarming, hive-minded paper clips and squirted all over with printer ink, we might have a problem)

03-01-2008, 01:46 PM	#3
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Okay, let's see if I can get some attention here.

03-05-2008, 03:59 AM	#4
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	bump for more business

03-10-2008, 11:36 AM	#5
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	aite, can take a couple more people.

03-17-2008, 12:35 AM	#6
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Here's a few adult samples : http://polimedia.us/content/sample-figging.jpg http://polimedia.us/content/sample-licking.jpg http://polimedia.us/content/sample-reaming.jpg

03-17-2008, 03:28 AM	#8
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	We normally prefer to offer a per-project quote, rather than per word. This because we are completely focused on quality, and there's more to quality text than the number of words. That said, so you can get a general idea of our pricing, for some typical projects we've recently completed, we did 23 blog posts around 230 (210 to 255) words each, in 5 different niches, for $109, and 67 short (35 to 40 word) descriptions for $59. So, roughly, 2 cents a word. Please don't hesitate to let us know what your project entails (number of words, number of posts, niche, keywords, desired tone and style if any, etc) and we will be happy to provide you with a free quote.

03-17-2008, 08:21 AM	#9
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Here's a tip for people on a free email system trying to get in touch, especially if you think we haven't answered : Your email "provider" is most likely sending our replies to the bulk folder. gmail and yahoo are both confirmed to do this, hotmail and the rest are likely to, we haven't checked. So, if you're waiting for a reply, check that bulk folder, and maybe go to the trouble of letting gmail/yahoo/whoever know the email isn't spam, and they're doing a bum job? Who ever heard of replies to emails YOU send out being flagged for the love of Christ's sake.

03-17-2008, 02:14 PM	#10
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	bump bump

03-18-2008, 09:27 AM	#11
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Introducing the new automated ordering interface, check it out : http://polimedia.us/content/index.php

03-19-2008, 06:24 AM	#12
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Back to the top

03-21-2008, 02:17 AM	#13
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	bumparooo

03-25-2008, 02:40 PM	#17
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Got room for a few more orders, hit me.

03-25-2008, 02:41 PM	#18
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Got room for a few more orders, hit me up.

03-25-2008, 04:32 PM	#23
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Thanks for the bumps. Here's a special : Next person to post gets a 250 word blog post free. Specify niche/keywords/whatever in your post please.

03-25-2008, 04:35 PM	#24
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	I love you hit me up with pricing --> info [at] pornask [dawt] com Last edited by pornask; 03-25-2008 at 04:37 PM..

03-25-2008, 04:43 PM	#25
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,618	Good luck fluffy, here's a bump. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

03-26-2008, 11:11 AM	#28
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187

03-26-2008, 11:16 AM	#29
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Thread rescued by Mary herself!

03-29-2008, 11:57 AM	#30
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Can take on a couple more people.

04-08-2008, 06:13 AM	#31
sexyelisha Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: South UK Posts: 497	Could you hit me up regarding some possible writing work thanks ICQ: 137547734

04-08-2008, 12:31 PM	#32
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	No icq here, but emailed you at the addy on the curvology website (hey, cool name actually ;) )

04-20-2008, 12:31 AM	#33
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	And a bump.