Friday Nite Joke 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Compdoctor · 02-29-2008, 06:47 PM

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

Way3 · 02-29-2008, 08:31 PM

Good one!

Christina Muller · 02-29-2008, 09:23 PM

6 out of 10, made me smile more than the last one,

but I need one to make me fall off my chair laughing

woj · 02-29-2008, 09:48 PM

sicone · 02-29-2008, 10:03 PM

moeloubani · 02-29-2008, 10:13 PM

lol this one on ebaumsworld.com today

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

lol

J. Falcon · 02-29-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

That was pretty good.

Spunky · 02-29-2008, 10:26 PM

Heh heh..not bad

VeriSexy · 02-29-2008, 10:44 PM

That was not bad

D · 02-29-2008, 11:03 PM

martinsc · 02-29-2008, 11:53 PM

02-29-2008, 06:47 PM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday Nite Joke 2 Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today." The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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