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02-26-2008, 09:49 PM
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What Annoys You Most in a Porn Movie?
I don't know when this trend started, but I can't fucking stand when the guys sit around talking to one another, cracking jokes, and being complete idiots throughout the video. You have some hot blonde with big tits getting fucked, and 2 guys are behind the camera hooting and hollering the whole time. Is there any bigger turn-off in porn than this?
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02-26-2008, 09:51 PM
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The one and only!
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when the actors and actresses constantly suck their spit thru their teeth cuz they think it sounds sexy. good lord!
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02-26-2008, 10:15 PM
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GFY's Halfpint
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I hate it when they use spit as lub.. really big turn off for me even with two lesbians and one of them spits into the others crack...yuk
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02-26-2008, 10:17 PM
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Condoms, Fucking hate that. Spend the money and use tested talent! Condoms ruined Pirates for me. 1 million dollar budget and all I can see is fucking condoms.....
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02-26-2008, 10:19 PM
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when a guy screams like he is dying when he is cumming.
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02-26-2008, 10:22 PM
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Chicks.
I can't stand all the naked chicks. They make me sick. |
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02-26-2008, 10:24 PM
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when they make them talk about nothing before the scene starts to run the
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02-26-2008, 10:25 PM
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When the whole movie camera focuses zooming in into a girls pussy being pounded without showing her face or facial expressions.
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02-26-2008, 10:32 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Looking at some dudes hairy ass as he's pounding her
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02-26-2008, 10:32 PM
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I need a beer
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Looking at some dudes hairy ass as he's pounding her
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02-26-2008, 10:33 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Vagina......
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02-26-2008, 10:33 PM
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02-26-2008, 10:34 PM
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GFY's Halfpint
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Wow Spunky that must really piss you off saying it twice.
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02-26-2008, 10:40 PM
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I hate it when the girls look hot and young, and the guys are ugly, aging, steroid-bulky, with tanning bed tans and stupid creepy facial hair.
I also hate the tattoos on chicks. Nothing says "girl who hates herself" like a chick with a giant stomach tattoo.
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02-26-2008, 10:43 PM
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When the dude is fucking moaning more than the chick!
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02-26-2008, 11:44 PM
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I hate when the chick has some outstanding physical attribute like a big clit, long nipples, beautiful green eyes, a gaping asshole, etc., but the moron camera man never properly shows it.
I hate when the guy spits on the chick for lube. Dammit, use baby oil or sex lube. I hate it when the bitch has fake boobs and nasty scars around her nipples or under her boobs. Dammit, I hate it when the chick pulls out the guy's dick after foreplay and it's limp! |
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02-26-2008, 11:47 PM
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Guys who talk. STFU, you're a prop, not a movie star. We're trying to watch the chick.
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02-26-2008, 11:49 PM
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02-26-2008, 11:50 PM
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Meow Media Inc.
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The cheesy music!
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02-26-2008, 11:54 PM
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working on my tan
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02-27-2008, 12:04 AM
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02-27-2008, 12:16 AM
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other replies pretty much covered it.
- spit - dudes ass, his face, his fat gunt - dirty feet on chicks - tats on a chick - razor burns / pimples on chicks ass/pussy - anal fucking |
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02-27-2008, 12:50 AM
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Teen videos with 30 something actors in pigtails... yuck..
Virgins doing "first time DP!" - yeah... OK... whatever.. Girls with a facial expression looking like "When is this over so I can get paid... hooker look..."
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02-27-2008, 03:14 AM
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I hate it when guys make stupid faces like they're really concerned 'bout something, or when they talk a lot.
Just make a simple face and screw the chick. |
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02-27-2008, 03:23 AM
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girls who start moaning like they're cumming soon as they see a guys dick. There's no build up..
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02-27-2008, 03:23 AM
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70s bush with bowmp chicka waio waio music! Ugh!
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02-27-2008, 03:32 AM
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Exploiting human weakness
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usually the tard who is holding the camera is the lowpoint of many porn scenes
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02-27-2008, 03:37 AM
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Closeup on the stuntcock
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02-27-2008, 03:40 AM
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Hairy man ass
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02-27-2008, 03:42 AM
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When They Film The Guys Face As I Cum! I Want To See The Chick God Damn It!
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02-27-2008, 05:24 AM
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Men talking. Just stfu and shoot the girl
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02-27-2008, 05:45 AM
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I reviewed one site (dont remember the name) but it had a couple videos that just screamed my annoyance. The director of said video kept walking out in front of the camera to reposition a leg or a toy. If he wasn't in front of the camera, he was yelling motivational stuff over the camera. There was one point in the video that was 1 minute 20 seconds of this guys flannel shirt and nothing else. Either let your girls work, or get a goddamned video editor. If I wanted that much nagging during sex, I'd get married!!!!
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02-27-2008, 05:48 AM
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1: Spit (gross)
2: Guys faces and noises especially when they cum. 3: Guys who think theyre giving the chick the fuck of a lifetime because shes screaming...well idiots she's paid to screm 4: A guys ass covering 70% of the screen. |
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02-27-2008, 06:04 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I hate it when the girls all dressed up sexy, in a lil skirt, top lingerie etc, and then when its time to fuck... POW! Shes magically naked...
I like a bit of 'unwrapping'... lol |
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02-27-2008, 06:11 AM
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that i can see it for free on a tube site.
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02-27-2008, 06:17 AM
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There's many annoying thigs in porn movies.
One for example is if the guy talks too much.
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02-27-2008, 07:20 AM
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emperor of my world
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dont like to see or hear the fucking dude. Maybe thats why i personally prefer lesbian and solo stuff
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02-27-2008, 07:31 AM
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when the camera zooms on the dude's face
I thought the whole point of a porn movie is to mAke me think that "I'm the one fucking the broad" and all of a sudden the camera zooms on some ugly fucker with 3 gold chains on his hairy chest. Yuck |
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02-27-2008, 07:42 AM
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the idiot holding the camera
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02-27-2008, 07:46 AM
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lol i guess that was an asian site right? and the same guy ( i won't tell names) trying to get his dick sucked but the girl don't want him ..... this guy makes OUTSTANDING pictures , but the videos , OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!!
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02-27-2008, 07:55 AM
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02-27-2008, 07:58 AM
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fucking face of a man cracking the gals crap
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Oh... and British porn. As much as I love our fair isle, the prospect of some British slag saying "Yes, put it in my cunt" in the most laboured way possible nearly makes me want to send a shit in a box to the head offices of TVX and RedHot.
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02-27-2008, 08:17 AM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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fake action, nasty ppl or parts, condoms.
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02-27-2008, 08:23 AM
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Cut-aways from a hot scene. Nothin' worse than getting interested in some good fucking and have them cut to some dumbass scene completely unrelated to the action.
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02-27-2008, 08:26 AM
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Where to start.
The fat guy that is " Producing " or running the show wanting to dip his finger or getting a taste. The Guys fucking indoors with sun galsses on The stupid faces the guys make. The exaggerated moaning the guys are doing. the camera sitting there showing the guys face, and not the girl, or the action. And the list goes on.
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02-27-2008, 08:35 AM
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mindless rambling of losers holding the camera is the worst.
fake lesbian scenes, if it doesn't have real lesbians, it's gross to watch fake orgasms undevelopped labia (gross) |
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I know there is a toe porn company who does this. They have some nice women, and hot camera work. But it's ruined by the constant talking of some off camera ass clown. Next to that, in mainstream porn. Where the girl is dressed, then naked, and no shots of the clothes coming off. Particularly the shoes. Followed by all the asinine faces the male talent makes while having sex. I want to see the woman, not the man.  |
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02-27-2008, 09:12 AM
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"We'll just keep cutting to the guy's face so the viewer gets some emotional scars for blowing his load right when the guy's face pops up on screen! That'll make the fucker want to buy more of our shit...".
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