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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
I don't know when this trend started, but I can't fucking stand when the guys sit around talking to one another, cracking jokes, and being complete idiots throughout the video. You have some hot blonde with big tits getting fucked, and 2 guys are behind the camera hooting and hollering the whole time. Is there any bigger turn-off in porn than this?
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Agreed. That and constantly cutting to the man's fucking face - because you just know the director is sitting there going: "We'll just keep cutting to the guy's face so the viewer gets some emotional scars for blowing his load right when the guy's face pops up on screen! That'll make the fucker want to buy more of our shit...".
Oh... and British porn. As much as I love our fair isle, the prospect of some British slag saying "Yes, put it in my cunt" in the most laboured way possible nearly makes me want to send a shit in a box to the head offices of TVX and RedHot.