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Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 03:27 PM

think I'll set up operations on Quaoar.... probably the only place Visa's iron fist doesn't yet reach.

Fletch XXX · 10-07-2002, 03:30 PM

How fucking far is "1 billion miles"

Geez, thats almost not even real anymore.

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 7 ? Peering out 1 billion miles beyond Pluto, astronomers have discovered a frozen world 800 miles across in what marks the biggest find in the solar system since the ninth planet was spotted 72 years ago.

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 03:34 PM

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one-tenth the diameter of Earth and orbits the sun once every 288 years at a distance of 4 billion miles.

that's a big fuckin' orbit....

Fletch XXX · 10-07-2002, 03:38 PM

No joke, thats what Im saying.

How can one even measure distances like that.

Wow.

The calculation factors alone are just phenominal.

-=HOAX=- · 10-07-2002, 03:39 PM

I'm moving there...when the sun explodes it will have the climate similar to that of tahiti...I bought timeshare, but plan on upgrading soon.

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
How can one even measure distances like that.

Wow.

the metric system?

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 03:42 PM

Where's Colin....

please explain this bro....

hold me.

AzteK · 10-07-2002, 03:50 PM

I'm selling land on that planet

Please contact me if interested.

.:Frog:. · 10-07-2002, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
think I'll set up operations on Quaoar....

Sounds good, but only move if you like winter. The word is, Quaoar is a tad cold.

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by .:Frog:.

Sounds good, but only move if you like winter. The word is, Quaoar is a tad cold.

what.... I got a jacket....

steffie · 10-07-2002, 03:51 PM

Now here is the main question
T1?
DSL?

somebody??

gothweb · 10-07-2002, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by steffie
Now here is the main question
T1?
DSL?

somebody??

The latancy to the *moon* is high enough that you couldn't have broadband level connections without a number of major technological breaktrhoughs. I believe this new planetoid is around 6 light-hours from us. That's a long ping.

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

The latancy to the *moon* is high enough that you couldn't have broadband level connections without a number of major technological breaktrhoughs. I believe this new planetoid is around 6 light-hours from us. That's a long ping.

guess dialup is out of the question then huh.....

SykkBoy · 10-07-2002, 05:08 PM

I've recently deployed cyberpunk to Quaoar to shoot some hot Quaoarian content. Look for Quaoar Dollars to open soon with our flagship site Quaoar Bukakke and Quaoar Lesbians......

more spam to follow.........

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2002, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I've recently deployed cyberpunk to Quaoar to shoot some hot Quaoarian content. Look for Quaoar Dollars to open soon with our flagship site Quaoar Bukakke and Quaoar Lesbians......

more spam to follow.........

I'm already packing my bags for the flight... I'm gonna introduce crack to the planet and create the first Quaoarian crack whores.

jojojo · 10-07-2002, 06:08 PM

I'm selling top spots on the planet's tgp Quaoartgp.com

Hurry it's only 85 Quaoarids per day!

*note* - we only accept Quaoarian shemale content...

Yeah connection is a bitch up here... Damn Quaoarnetworks.com has a monopoly up here as they are the only ones with a T.D.T.S (teleportational data transfer system)

apparently we are getting DSL next week though...

BTW - it snowed huge ice rocks here this season - tourism is low

And yes for the people who emailed me, you can still buy some Quaoarian Sloth Testicalls - I have 3 boxes left *yummy* -
Only 85 Quaoarids per box - (approx $50US)

And please note that delivery time is:

Regular - 300,000 earth years - via shuttle
Express - 1 millisecond - via teleportation (must have teleportation client)

There is a representative from VISA at my exterior door - I need to go let him in before his torn apart by the wildlife up here *sheesh*

kenny · 10-07-2002, 06:21 PM

I bet there is another frozen chunck of Ice somewhere beyond Quaoar that could be considered number 11 planet

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