Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? - GoFuckYourself.com

D · 02-23-2008, 02:27 PM

A: Because they're ugly, and they smell bad.

/joke

aico · 02-23-2008, 02:33 PM

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

CaptainHowdy · 02-23-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

... Thread closed.

Eva PSC · 02-23-2008, 03:16 PM

and why do you guys fall for women with make up and perfume every time?

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

and why do you guys fall for women with make up and perfume every time?

Because they smell better and look less ugly?

xmas13 · 02-23-2008, 03:35 PM

Women spend 80% of household money in the US, and influence 95% of all purchases.

Eva PSC · 02-23-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xmas13

Women spend 80% of household money in the US, and influence 95% of all purchases.

wow I didn't know we were that powerful lol

DirtyProfits · 02-23-2008, 03:43 PM

I don't like girls with make-up, I get fucking wild when they smell good though.

sortie · 02-23-2008, 05:15 PM

So my dick can get as hard as possible.

Syl · 02-23-2008, 05:22 PM

I like to wear a little perfume even if it's just to hang around the house. Who wouldn't want to smell pretty?

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-23-2008, 05:26 PM

1998 called.

It wants it's joke back.

LaoTzu · 02-23-2008, 05:36 PM

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

mrthumbs · 02-23-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LaoTzu

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

2MuchMark · 02-23-2008, 06:11 PM

Because they want to get in to porn?

V_RocKs · 02-23-2008, 06:48 PM

Mine doesn't.

sortie · 02-23-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoTzu

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

You discoverd a new religion.

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 07:05 PM

I dunno. Baboon asses don't do much for me.

2012 · 02-23-2008, 07:08 PM

Ray Ecks · 02-23-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

I don't like girls with make-up, I get fucking wild when they smell good though.

I agree, I like the natural look. Perfume is good unless they're using the shit old lady's use.

baph · 02-23-2008, 07:17 PM

maybe because they like to spend your money

DigitalDruid · 02-23-2008, 07:33 PM

My god, what a post

Spunky · 02-23-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

I bet she has them lining up at the door

fuckingfuck · 02-23-2008, 07:38 PM

Because it makes them feel lik sluts and they like to be sluts.

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I bet she has them lining up at the door

Riveters?

TG Rebecca · 02-23-2008, 08:16 PM

because if they don't, whenever a picture surfaces of them without make up, a thread will be made on gfy about how ugly they are.

woj · 02-23-2008, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoTzu

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

interesting

Eva PSC · 02-23-2008, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoTzu

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

very informative and true!

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 08:38 PM

Oddly enough, these studies are conducted by scientists that can't get laid at an orgy.

RisingAngel · 02-23-2008, 08:40 PM

lol... I dated a guy who wanted me to be less high maintenance for a minute.

He decided he liked the pretty skirts and tops better than jeans and a t-shirt. I dont wear too much makeup unless I'm taking pictures or something. Just foundation and eye-liner usually

Drake · 02-23-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

definitely

VeriSexy · 02-24-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie

So my dick can get as hard as possible.

well said

Fap · 02-24-2008, 10:57 AM

/lame joke?

lhizy_05 · 02-24-2008, 11:17 AM

it's normal for woman to wear make up and perfume coz they like feeling pretty and smells good

Violetta · 02-24-2008, 11:50 AM

easy as that...

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