Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

[D]

A: Because they're ugly, and they smell bad.


/joke

[aico]

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

[CaptainHowdy]

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

... Thread closed.

[Eva PSC]

and why do you guys fall for women with make up and perfume every time?

[GrouchyAdmin]

and why do you guys fall for women with make up and perfume every time?

Because they smell better and look less ugly?

[xmas13]

Women spend 80% of household money in the US, and influence 95% of all purchases.

[Eva PSC]

Women spend 80% of household money in the US, and influence 95% of all purchases.

wow I didn't know we were that powerful lol

[DirtyProfits]

I don't like girls with make-up, I get fucking wild when they smell good though.

[sortie]

So my dick can get as hard as possible.

[Syl]

I like to wear a little perfume even if it's just to hang around the house. Who wouldn't want to smell pretty?

[Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE]

1998 called.

It wants it's joke back.

[LaoTzu]

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

[mrthumbs]

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

[2MuchMark]

Because they want to get in to porn?

[V_RocKs]

Mine doesn't.

[sortie]

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

You discoverd a new religion.

[GrouchyAdmin]

I dunno. Baboon asses don't do much for me.

[2012]

[Ray Ecks]

I don't like girls with make-up, I get fucking wild when they smell good though.

I agree, I like the natural look. Perfume is good unless they're using the shit old lady's use.

[baph]

maybe because they like to spend your money

[DigitalDruid]

My god, what a post

[Spunky]

I bet she has them lining up at the door

[fuckingfuck]

Because it makes them feel lik sluts and they like to be sluts.

[GrouchyAdmin]

I bet she has them lining up at the door

Riveters?

[TG Rebecca]

because if they don't, whenever a picture surfaces of them without make up, a thread will be made on gfy about how ugly they are.

[woj]

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

interesting

[Eva PSC]

Because some millions of years ago humans started walking upright. That meant that when a female was in heat it was less readily obvious because her twat was now between her legs instead of sticking out there engorged and red. Think brightly colored baboon ass.

It's believe by some scientists of evolution that red lips stimulate a male sexual response in the same way a female primate's red swolen genitalia would back in the day.

Women wear lipstick to elicit a sexular response from men by making their faces look like a primitive twat.

very informative and true!

[GrouchyAdmin]

Oddly enough, these studies are conducted by scientists that can't get laid at an orgy.

[RisingAngel]

lol... I dated a guy who wanted me to be less high maintenance for a minute.

He decided he liked the pretty skirts and tops better than jeans and a t-shirt. I dont wear too much makeup unless I'm taking pictures or something. Just foundation and eye-liner usually

[Drake]

So us men can get rich off their insecurities by selling them $0.25 worth of colored wax for $50.

definitely

[VeriSexy]

So my dick can get as hard as possible.

well said

[Fap]

/lame joke?

[lhizy_05]

it's normal for woman to wear make up and perfume coz they like feeling pretty and smells good

[Violetta]

easy as that...