Cure For Baldness Will Kill Pussy Equation - GoFuckYourself.com

Vendot · 02-22-2008, 06:19 AM

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&bran...c-e749264afc01

More than 50% of the population are bald or bald enough to be ugly. Which explains why im getting much more of my fair share of pussy. If all bald men are cured, how is this going to affect the overall pussy market?

Can someone please advise on this as I am a bit concerned. Not extremely concerned though.

VeriSexy · 02-22-2008, 06:45 AM

Hair transplant.. if they're desperate

Bojangles · 02-22-2008, 06:57 AM

Get a cock ring.

Vendot · 02-22-2008, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy

Hair transplant.. if they're desperate

Thats the point.... if they had to rely on hair transplants, the pussy market would remain stable but this is a whole new situation.

campimp · 02-22-2008, 07:19 AM

gotta figure out which company is going to be selling this shit, mad money to be made there

assuming that it will work... which i am highly suspicious of anything claiming to cure baldness

which someone would accidently stumble into a cure for cancer or something instead using these stem cells

Holly · 02-22-2008, 07:21 AM

I like bald guys.

It's the comb-over, grow the sides and back long, hair plug, let's hope nobody notices, type that need help.

cheekycherry · 02-22-2008, 07:29 AM

You'll have to develop a personality to stay competitive

Vendot · 02-22-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry

You'll have to develop a personality to stay competitive

Thats the thing, I totally rely on my personality even though im handsome as hell but this thing is going to flood the market with bouffants.

Its been discussed as potentially the biggest thing since contact lenses and now all of a sudden all those bald guys who withdrew from the pussy market are going to be re-invigorated.

Therefore, the volume and volatility of the pussy market will be significantly altered and this is going have a negative effect overall. Im not expecting an out and out recession here but its not good news.

BlackCrayon · 02-22-2008, 08:59 AM

Pfft, you don't need hair to get chicks.

campimp · 02-22-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by vendot

Thats the thing, I totally rely on my personality even though im handsome as hell but this thing is going to flood the market with bouffants.

Its been discussed as potentially the biggest thing since contact lenses and now all of a sudden all those bald guys who withdrew from the pussy market are going to be re-invigorated.

Therefore, the volume and volatility of the pussy market will be significantly altered and this is going have a negative effect overall. Im not expecting an out and out recession here but its not good news.

i wouldnt worry too much... report seems to think that you still have about 3 more years to find someone as shallow as you before the "baldies" come in and steal your bar trash women

Hotrocket · 02-22-2008, 10:27 AM

not to worry..narcissistic, smart ass guys from the UK who have superiority complexes die at a very young age...

lol

Vendot · 02-22-2008, 04:25 PM

No need to take offence .... i wasnt attacking bald people.

I think the bald look is cool overall.

Im just concerned about any potential reduction that could occur in the overall pool of pussy. Even if its a case of dilution, it could reduce the potency of said pussy.

At the end of the day, unlike others, im not sceptical about the chances that this thing will ultimately lead to cure because ive known about it for a while and we all know that genetics and stem cell research can lead to such an outcome.

cheekycherry · 02-22-2008, 04:40 PM

The bald guys will win the day.. It'll be like ugly duckling syndrome in girls. Only the fat, ugly young un's develop great personalities (so the theory goes)... Same with bald men, WE have to develop the game to get the girls so when we get hair we'll rule the world lol.

After Shock Media · 02-22-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by campimp

which someone would accidently stumble into a cure for cancer or something instead using these stem cells

wouldnt that mean stumbling into several hundred if not thousands of cures all at once? It is not just one big nasty disease called cancer ya know.

Same time nobody gave much of a shit when they stumbled onto that HPV leads to a cancer and they found a way to help prevent that shit by giving young teens a shot before they become sexually active. Hell most that was heard was crowds yelling say no fucking way, that will make girls think they can have sex. It is like saying its ok to fuck if you give someone a shot.

Vick! · 02-22-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vendot

If all bald men are cured, how is this going to affect the overall pussy market?

There is no fucking way this going to happen. k?

Dave PSC · 02-22-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Pfft, you don't need hair to get chicks.

Have enough money and they find you.

Z · 02-22-2008, 06:52 PM

It's not the hair, it's the man.

I can honestly say with no arrogance that I'm bald and do better than most of my friends with hair.

Once anybody can have hair or no hair, be fat or skinny, pretty/handsome or ugly with a pill...it'll all come down to what's really mattered all along...personality.

Matt 26z · 02-22-2008, 07:45 PM

They said something about stem cells in the video. Is this the controversial cells or the kind they get from adults?

cherrylula · 02-22-2008, 08:00 PM

Time to get some penis pills and a fast sizer!

Vendot · 02-23-2008, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

There is no fucking way this going to happen. k?

Well not everyone would go for it and it'll be a while before its developed enough to be really effective and cheap enough for all but it will happen. This shit is real.

bufferover · 02-23-2008, 03:54 AM

Hard to say cure but expect more effective treatments in near future

02-22-2008, 06:19 AM	#1
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	Cure For Baldness Will Kill Pussy Equation http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&bran...c-e749264afc01 More than 50% of the population are bald or bald enough to be ugly. Which explains why im getting much more of my fair share of pussy. If all bald men are cured, how is this going to affect the overall pussy market? Can someone please advise on this as I am a bit concerned. Not extremely concerned though. __________________ "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	No need to take offence .... i wasnt attacking bald people. I think the bald look is cool overall. Im just concerned about any potential reduction that could occur in the overall pool of pussy. Even if its a case of dilution, it could reduce the potency of said pussy. At the end of the day, unlike others, im not sceptical about the chances that this thing will ultimately lead to cure because ive known about it for a while and we all know that genetics and stem cell research can lead to such an outcome. __________________ "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell Last edited by Vendot; 02-22-2008 at 04:27 PM..

02-22-2008, 06:57 AM	#3
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	Get a cock ring.

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campimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge Posts: 1,340	gotta figure out which company is going to be selling this shit, mad money to be made there assuming that it will work... which i am highly suspicious of anything claiming to cure baldness which someone would accidently stumble into a cure for cancer or something instead using these stem cells

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	You'll have to develop a personality to stay competitive

02-22-2008, 10:27 AM	#11
Hotrocket Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,327	not to worry..narcissistic, smart ass guys from the UK who have superiority complexes die at a very young age... lol

02-22-2008, 04:40 PM	#13
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	The bald guys will win the day.. It'll be like ugly duckling syndrome in girls. Only the fat, ugly young un's develop great personalities (so the theory goes)... Same with bald men, WE have to develop the game to get the girls so when we get hair we'll rule the world lol.

02-22-2008, 06:52 PM	#17
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	It's not the hair, it's the man. I can honestly say with no arrogance that I'm bald and do better than most of my friends with hair. Once anybody can have hair or no hair, be fat or skinny, pretty/handsome or ugly with a pill...it'll all come down to what's really mattered all along...personality.

02-22-2008, 07:45 PM	#18
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	They said something about stem cells in the video. Is this the controversial cells or the kind they get from adults?

02-22-2008, 08:00 PM	#19
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Time to get some penis pills and a fast sizer!

02-23-2008, 03:54 AM	#21
bufferover Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,203	Hard to say cure but expect more effective treatments in near future