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Vendot 02-22-2008 06:19 AM

Cure For Baldness Will Kill Pussy Equation
 
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&bran...c-e749264afc01

More than 50% of the population are bald or bald enough to be ugly. Which explains why im getting much more of my fair share of pussy. If all bald men are cured, how is this going to affect the overall pussy market?

Can someone please advise on this as I am a bit concerned. Not extremely concerned though.

VeriSexy 02-22-2008 06:45 AM

Hair transplant.. if they're desperate

Bojangles 02-22-2008 06:57 AM

Get a cock ring.

Vendot 02-22-2008 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 13816126)
Hair transplant.. if they're desperate

Thats the point.... if they had to rely on hair transplants, the pussy market would remain stable but this is a whole new situation.

campimp 02-22-2008 07:19 AM

gotta figure out which company is going to be selling this shit, mad money to be made there

assuming that it will work... which i am highly suspicious of anything claiming to cure baldness

which someone would accidently stumble into a cure for cancer or something instead using these stem cells

Holly 02-22-2008 07:21 AM

I like bald guys.


It's the comb-over, grow the sides and back long, hair plug, let's hope nobody notices, type that need help.

cheekycherry 02-22-2008 07:29 AM

You'll have to develop a personality to stay competitive

Vendot 02-22-2008 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 13816294)
You'll have to develop a personality to stay competitive

Thats the thing, I totally rely on my personality even though im handsome as hell but this thing is going to flood the market with bouffants.

Its been discussed as potentially the biggest thing since contact lenses and now all of a sudden all those bald guys who withdrew from the pussy market are going to be re-invigorated.

Therefore, the volume and volatility of the pussy market will be significantly altered and this is going have a negative effect overall. Im not expecting an out and out recession here but its not good news.

BlackCrayon 02-22-2008 08:59 AM

Pfft, you don't need hair to get chicks.

campimp 02-22-2008 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vendot (Post 13816636)
Thats the thing, I totally rely on my personality even though im handsome as hell but this thing is going to flood the market with bouffants.

Its been discussed as potentially the biggest thing since contact lenses and now all of a sudden all those bald guys who withdrew from the pussy market are going to be re-invigorated.

Therefore, the volume and volatility of the pussy market will be significantly altered and this is going have a negative effect overall. Im not expecting an out and out recession here but its not good news.


i wouldnt worry too much... report seems to think that you still have about 3 more years to find someone as shallow as you before the "baldies" come in and steal your bar trash women :2 cents:

Hotrocket 02-22-2008 10:27 AM

not to worry..narcissistic, smart ass guys from the UK who have superiority complexes die at a very young age...

lol

Vendot 02-22-2008 04:25 PM

No need to take offence .... i wasnt attacking bald people.

I think the bald look is cool overall.

Im just concerned about any potential reduction that could occur in the overall pool of pussy. Even if its a case of dilution, it could reduce the potency of said pussy.

At the end of the day, unlike others, im not sceptical about the chances that this thing will ultimately lead to cure because ive known about it for a while and we all know that genetics and stem cell research can lead to such an outcome.

cheekycherry 02-22-2008 04:40 PM

The bald guys will win the day.. It'll be like ugly duckling syndrome in girls. Only the fat, ugly young un's develop great personalities (so the theory goes)... Same with bald men, WE have to develop the game to get the girls so when we get hair we'll rule the world lol.

After Shock Media 02-22-2008 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp (Post 13816254)
which someone would accidently stumble into a cure for cancer or something instead using these stem cells

wouldnt that mean stumbling into several hundred if not thousands of cures all at once? It is not just one big nasty disease called cancer ya know.

Same time nobody gave much of a shit when they stumbled onto that HPV leads to a cancer and they found a way to help prevent that shit by giving young teens a shot before they become sexually active. Hell most that was heard was crowds yelling say no fucking way, that will make girls think they can have sex. It is like saying its ok to fuck if you give someone a shot.

Vick! 02-22-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vendot (Post 13816018)
If all bald men are cured, how is this going to affect the overall pussy market?

There is no fucking way this going to happen. k?

Dave PSC 02-22-2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13816667)
Pfft, you don't need hair to get chicks.



Have enough money and they find you. :pimp

Z 02-22-2008 06:52 PM

It's not the hair, it's the man.

I can honestly say with no arrogance that I'm bald and do better than most of my friends with hair.

Once anybody can have hair or no hair, be fat or skinny, pretty/handsome or ugly with a pill...it'll all come down to what's really mattered all along...personality.

Matt 26z 02-22-2008 07:45 PM

They said something about stem cells in the video. Is this the controversial cells or the kind they get from adults?

cherrylula 02-22-2008 08:00 PM

Time to get some penis pills and a fast sizer!

Vendot 02-23-2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 13818970)
There is no fucking way this going to happen. k?

Well not everyone would go for it and it'll be a while before its developed enough to be really effective and cheap enough for all but it will happen. This shit is real.

bufferover 02-23-2008 03:54 AM

Hard to say cure but expect more effective treatments in near future


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