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Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-...QQcmdZViewItem
You are bidding on the coveted Virgin Mary Pretzel. A member of the staff at The Donkey Show (101.5 KFLY and 106.3 KZZE) stumbled across this religious icon a little over two years ago in a Rold Gold pretzel snack bag. Of course we saw the financial implications of this relic, and decided to sell it to the highest bidder. This is a once in a lifetime auction, this pretzel is in mint condition, and could be yours if the price is right. If it was not for the Lord Jesus Christ smiling upon the pretzel factory on the day of this little pretzel's conception, you would never have the opportunity to have it for your very own. Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid. Bid with confidence, as this item is being posted by a radio show, and we can't legally lie about something of this magnitude! This little morsel is 100% legit, in the most Holy of ways. This item comes with the original packaging, with "sell by" date included!
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No buy it now? Shit.
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damn I should have sold my Jesus in a Can. Jesus was in the bottom of my trash can! Ellisas Dad washed him out when I was away at a show. Damn
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20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.
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Wow!!!!!!
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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people are so fucking stupid
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Wonder how that would taste with mustard
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The Profiler
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Wonder who bids on something like that.
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"Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid."
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Probably stale, dont forget its a VIRGIN, blessed or not
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prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it ![]() ![]() ![]() "We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO. |
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9500 now
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Up to $10,600
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Current bid: US $1,000,100.00
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damn I need to find some molded old block of cheese that when held just right looks like the nativity scene or something!! Ebay here I come!
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US $1,666,766.66
Lol. Someone isn't going to come through. |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Ya think ??
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over 2 mil now lol
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US $2,000,100.00 now!
LOL It doesn't even look like Mary!!!!!!! People are plain sick. So what happens after someone buys it? Eats it? Frames it? In hopes of being blessed? LOL |
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2 million smackers and climbing.. can you say that pretzel is toast?
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As soon as I read this story I sent my wife to the kitchen to begin baking a tin of John the Baptist-shaped cupcakes.
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90,000,000 what a bargain, I will order 2.
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Do Fun Shit.
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99 now... jeebuys
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The one and only!
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looks pretty good but its a pretzel..there's too much human interaction with it. i find the toast and grilled cheese stuff more impressive.
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#27 |
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amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection
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This auction hit CNN within a few hours, then went international shortly later. A lot of news stories with the big networks were planned that can not happen now due to some dumbass who was envious.
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It is now longer available..........Booo Hooo and Hoooooo
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I need a beer
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Lol..those bible thumpers are rich
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This listing (180217528954) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.
Shit and i was going to offer i gazillion dollars
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working on my tan
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Can anyone help me with a 2.5 million paypal transaction?
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item has been removed.
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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People are so fucking pathetic & unoriginal. Look at how many mary pretzel shit just showed up
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lol at the fake bids
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damn I should have put my used trash can with jesus in the bottom online!
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