Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800 - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 12:33 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-...QQcmdZViewItem

You are bidding on the coveted Virgin Mary Pretzel. A member of the staff at The Donkey Show (101.5 KFLY and 106.3 KZZE) stumbled across this religious icon a little over two years ago in a Rold Gold pretzel snack bag. Of course we saw the financial implications of this relic, and decided to sell it to the highest bidder. This is a once in a lifetime auction, this pretzel is in mint condition, and could be yours if the price is right. If it was not for the Lord Jesus Christ smiling upon the pretzel factory on the day of this little pretzel's conception, you would never have the opportunity to have it for your very own. Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid. Bid with confidence, as this item is being posted by a radio show, and we can't legally lie about something of this magnitude! This little morsel is 100% legit, in the most Holy of ways. This item comes with the original packaging, with "sell by" date included!

Twig · 02-21-2008, 01:25 PM

No buy it now? Shit.

Tanker · 02-21-2008, 01:26 PM

damn I should have sold my Jesus in a Can. Jesus was in the bottom of my trash can! Ellisas Dad washed him out when I was away at a show. Damn

HotVaderMD · 02-21-2008, 01:28 PM

20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.

Bojangles · 02-21-2008, 01:29 PM

Wow!!!!!!

Fat Panda · 02-21-2008, 01:33 PM

people are so fucking stupid

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 01:33 PM

Wonder how that would taste with mustard

campimp · 02-21-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by HotVaderMD

20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.

up to 9,100 now

digifan · 02-21-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by campimp

up to 9,100 now

Yes just checked...

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 02:09 PM

Wonder who bids on something like that.

BusterBunny · 02-21-2008, 02:11 PM

"Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid."

JFK · 02-21-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Wonder how that would taste with mustard

Probably stale, dont forget its a VIRGIN, blessed or not

10K ??? HOLY FUCK

campimp · 02-21-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Wonder who bids on something like that.

prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it

"We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.

chri$tian · 02-21-2008, 02:37 PM

9500 now

Swish · 02-21-2008, 02:48 PM

Up to $10,600

sexykat · 02-21-2008, 03:04 PM

Current bid: US $1,000,100.00

undersoul · 02-21-2008, 03:13 PM

damn I need to find some molded old block of cheese that when held just right looks like the nativity scene or something!! Ebay here I come!

Bojangles · 02-21-2008, 04:13 PM

US $1,666,766.66

Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.

JFK · 02-21-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles

US $1,666,766.66

Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.

Ya think ??

tony286 · 02-21-2008, 05:30 PM

over 2 mil now lol

Eva PSC · 02-21-2008, 05:31 PM

US $2,000,100.00 now!

LOL

It doesn't even look like Mary!!!!!!!

People are plain sick. So what happens after someone buys it? Eats it? Frames it? In hopes of being blessed? LOL

MasterKeyword · 02-21-2008, 05:32 PM

2 million smackers and climbing.. can you say that pretzel is toast?

TSGlider · 02-21-2008, 05:40 PM

As soon as I read this story I sent my wife to the kitchen to begin baking a tin of John the Baptist-shaped cupcakes.

tiger · 02-21-2008, 06:20 PM

90,000,000 what a bargain, I will order 2.

munki · 02-21-2008, 06:25 PM

99 now... jeebuys

MandyBlake · 02-21-2008, 06:27 PM

looks pretty good but its a pretzel..there's too much human interaction with it. i find the toast and grilled cheese stuff more impressive.

MasterKeyword · 02-21-2008, 06:30 PM

amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection

xroach · 02-21-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp

prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it

"We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.

fools ? 2800 bought them so many primetime news mentions of goldenpalace.com

DirkG · 02-21-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterKeyword

amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection

Most of these high end bids were from people with a lot of good feedback, and The Donkey Show called a few of the over 1mill bidders who were big companies looking for exposure. Then the bids went over 2mill and people started to try to get it shut down. The auction was closed by ebay for violating their food policy. There may be an off ebay deal by tomorrow.
This auction hit CNN within a few hours, then went international shortly later. A lot of news stories with the big networks were planned that can not happen now due to some dumbass who was envious.

Eriic · 02-21-2008, 08:01 PM

It is now longer available..........Booo Hooo and Hoooooo

Spunky · 02-21-2008, 08:03 PM

Lol..those bible thumpers are rich

F-U-Jimmy · 02-21-2008, 08:10 PM

This listing (180217528954) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.

Shit and i was going to offer i gazillion dollars

L-Pink · 02-21-2008, 08:14 PM

Can anyone help me with a 2.5 million paypal transaction?

'So Fucking Money · 02-21-2008, 08:21 PM

item has been removed.

spacedog · 02-21-2008, 08:22 PM

People are so fucking pathetic & unoriginal. Look at how many mary pretzel shit just showed up

http://search.ebay.com/search/search...fsoo%3D1&fgtp=

VeriSexy · 02-22-2008, 07:24 AM

lol at the fake bids

Tanker · 02-22-2008, 07:29 AM

damn I should have put my used trash can with jesus in the bottom online!

Bojangles · 02-22-2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

damn I should have put my used trash can with jesus in the bottom online!

02-21-2008, 12:33 PM	#1
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800 http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-...QQcmdZViewItem You are bidding on the coveted Virgin Mary Pretzel. A member of the staff at The Donkey Show (101.5 KFLY and 106.3 KZZE) stumbled across this religious icon a little over two years ago in a Rold Gold pretzel snack bag. Of course we saw the financial implications of this relic, and decided to sell it to the highest bidder. This is a once in a lifetime auction, this pretzel is in mint condition, and could be yours if the price is right. If it was not for the Lord Jesus Christ smiling upon the pretzel factory on the day of this little pretzel's conception, you would never have the opportunity to have it for your very own. Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid. Bid with confidence, as this item is being posted by a radio show, and we can't legally lie about something of this magnitude! This little morsel is 100% legit, in the most Holy of ways. This item comes with the original packaging, with "sell by" date included! __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

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02-21-2008, 04:13 PM	#18
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02-21-2008, 05:30 PM	#20
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02-21-2008, 05:31 PM	#21
Eva PSC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 994	US $2,000,100.00 now! LOL It doesn't even look like Mary!!!!!!! People are plain sick. So what happens after someone buys it? Eats it? Frames it? In hopes of being blessed? LOL __________________ www.PinkStarCash.com Eva ICQ: 225 740 053 See who I am at AdultWho'sWho!

02-21-2008, 05:32 PM	#22
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