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Old 02-21-2008, 12:33 PM   #1
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Virgin Mary Pretzel for sale on ebay. Current bid: $7800

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-...QQcmdZViewItem

You are bidding on the coveted Virgin Mary Pretzel. A member of the staff at The Donkey Show (101.5 KFLY and 106.3 KZZE) stumbled across this religious icon a little over two years ago in a Rold Gold pretzel snack bag. Of course we saw the financial implications of this relic, and decided to sell it to the highest bidder. This is a once in a lifetime auction, this pretzel is in mint condition, and could be yours if the price is right. If it was not for the Lord Jesus Christ smiling upon the pretzel factory on the day of this little pretzel's conception, you would never have the opportunity to have it for your very own. Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid. Bid with confidence, as this item is being posted by a radio show, and we can't legally lie about something of this magnitude! This little morsel is 100% legit, in the most Holy of ways. This item comes with the original packaging, with "sell by" date included!
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:25 PM   #2
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No buy it now? Shit.
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:26 PM   #3
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damn I should have sold my Jesus in a Can. Jesus was in the bottom of my trash can! Ellisas Dad washed him out when I was away at a show. Damn
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:28 PM   #4
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20 bucks says it breaks en route to the winning bidder.
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:29 PM   #5
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:33 PM   #6
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:33 PM   #7
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Wonder how that would taste with mustard
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:39 PM   #8
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up to 9,100 now
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Old 02-21-2008, 02:07 PM   #9
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Wonder who bids on something like that.
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"Think of the magic that would enlighten your soul every time you looked at The Virgin Mary Pretzel sitting on your mantle or nightstand, right next to your rosary and bible. Jesus decided to commemorate his virgin mother in a salted treat that can be yours with the highest bid."

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Old 02-21-2008, 02:14 PM   #12
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Wonder how that would taste with mustard
Probably stale, dont forget its a VIRGIN, blessed or not

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Old 02-21-2008, 02:17 PM   #13
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Wonder who bids on something like that.

prolly the same fools that paid $2800 for a piece of grilled cheese sandwich with the virgin mary cooked in it



"We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.
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damn I need to find some molded old block of cheese that when held just right looks like the nativity scene or something!! Ebay here I come!
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Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.
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Lol. Someone isn't going to come through.
Ya think ??
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People are plain sick. So what happens after someone buys it? Eats it? Frames it? In hopes of being blessed? LOL
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2 million smackers and climbing.. can you say that pretzel is toast?
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As soon as I read this story I sent my wife to the kitchen to begin baking a tin of John the Baptist-shaped cupcakes.
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90,000,000 what a bargain, I will order 2.
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Old 02-21-2008, 06:25 PM   #25
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looks pretty good but its a pretzel..there's too much human interaction with it. i find the toast and grilled cheese stuff more impressive.
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amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection
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"We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO.
fools ? 2800 bought them so many primetime news mentions of goldenpalace.com
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amazing how people get ebay accounts that are phoney to bid these days, signing up to that service is like going thru a border inspection
Most of these high end bids were from people with a lot of good feedback, and The Donkey Show called a few of the over 1mill bidders who were big companies looking for exposure. Then the bids went over 2mill and people started to try to get it shut down. The auction was closed by ebay for violating their food policy. There may be an off ebay deal by tomorrow.
This auction hit CNN within a few hours, then went international shortly later. A lot of news stories with the big networks were planned that can not happen now due to some dumbass who was envious.
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People are so fucking pathetic & unoriginal. Look at how many mary pretzel shit just showed up

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