ANAL HOBBIT TIP: Season Ticket Holders make money scaming NEGROS! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

MidnightJackson · 02-21-2008, 06:57 PM

Who would buy anything from those "NEGRO'S" I mean COLORED'S ? You know they're just going to buy crack and malt liquor!

MidnightJackson · 02-21-2008, 07:06 PM

I heard that Anal Hobbit got gangbanged by a group of midget Negro's thats why he's so bitter, I guess he likes big black cocks. ( the midgets were like giving an elephant a tic tac.)

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 07:06 PM

I dont know. But I do know its a very big biz.

VERY BIG.

Anyone who goes to sporting events sees this. And its annoying.

The negros need to go back to their neighborhoods and not scare and intimidate the good honest families trying to go and enjoy a game.

MidnightJackson · 02-21-2008, 07:26 PM

Maybe them NEGRO'S are just trying to make a buck just like them good ole boys that siphon gas out of peoples cars to save money, sound familiar ANAL
Isnt the the ANAS calling the booty an asshole!

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-21-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.

Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.

Does this trick works for cricket games as well?

Axzar · 02-21-2008, 08:36 PM

This thread rocks and sucks at the same time.

ProjectNaked · 02-21-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

now you know how he pays for his trailblazers tickets

Pics Traffic · 02-21-2008, 11:49 PM

I've done that a bunch of times in Vancouver.

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 12:48 AM

Ok im back from my evening. Im here for any questions.

woj · 02-22-2008, 01:43 AM

That's great, except do it a few times, and there is a good chance you will end up getting stabbed or shot on the way back to the car after the game...

boneprone · 02-22-2008, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

That's great, except do it a few times, and there is a good chance you will end up getting stabbed or shot on the way back to the car after the game...

probably not.. I dont think these guys want that kind of attention.

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 11:40 AM

Lets get this thread posted on more craiglists and ticket forums please.

Thanks

AH

tranza · 02-22-2008, 11:42 AM

Won't they come after you if you are a season ticket holder, all your "lost" tickets and they turn out on other people hands?

I think you'd be caught pretty fast.

boneprone · 02-22-2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Won't they come after you if you are a season ticket holder, all your "lost" tickets and they turn out on other people hands?

I think you'd be caught pretty fast.

No..

Becasue these tickets come in a book. You can say the whole book was stolen.

Anal Hobbit is right. THis is a lock of a scam. The scalpers will never work with or coordinate with the ticket office in some investagation to come catch a season ticket holder running this scam.

The scalper and the event ticket office are at war with one another.

The Hobbit is just exploiting this to his advantage.

u-Bob · 02-22-2008, 11:51 AM

LoL

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 11:58 AM

Trust me people. This has been tested and Proven to work.

As a whole this puts money in the pockets of good people and cleans the street of the scum sending them back to their neighborhoods and away from civil society.

D · 02-22-2008, 12:02 PM

You could do this after having driven to the game on a stolen tank of gas and having eaten an inexpensive dinner with friends and while having what will end up being a free hooker at your side.

What a night that'd be.

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

You could do this after having driven to the game on a stolen tank of gas and having eaten an inexpensive dinner with friends and while having what will end up being a free hooker at your side.

What a night that'd be.

Yes. That would be the Anal Hobbit "Superfecta" special.

Great tips for everyday man to get by in this world.

Vince Russo · 02-22-2008, 12:25 PM

I really dont see any holes in this tip. This seems to be a sure way to make some good money.

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 03:54 PM

Has anyone tried it yet? The weekend is upon us. Id like to hear who was able to pull this off.

Anal Hobbit · 02-22-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Does this trick works for cricket games as well?

Probably not. I dont think Pakistan has a ticket system.

boneprone · 02-22-2008, 06:39 PM

Ill try it over the weekend for the Blazers vs Celtics..

I should get some good loot selling these tickets!

boneprone · 02-23-2008, 12:04 AM

What is a good selling price to scalpers?

Sell for 60% of face value? I dont want to stick out so they remember me as a tough sale or an easy sale. I want to sell and be done.

Anal Hobbit · 02-23-2008, 12:15 AM

Actually 40-50% of the face value is the norm for a standard game.

BAKO · 02-23-2008, 02:51 AM

Bump for free hookers lol

Jens Van Assterdam · 02-23-2008, 02:54 AM

llooooooooooolollll classicccccccc

Anal Hobbit · 02-25-2008, 08:47 AM

Anyone use the tip over the weekend?

TurboAngel · 02-25-2008, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.

Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.

You crack me up , BTW I know ya.

boneprone · 02-25-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Anyone use the tip over the weekend?

I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

J-Reel · 02-25-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

Niice! pImp on BP

Supz · 02-25-2008, 02:33 PM

this is a great thread

BAKO · 02-25-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

Pipecrew · 02-25-2008, 02:45 PM

The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.

Anal Hobbit · 02-25-2008, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.

If the stupid negro is dumb enough to do that (which they arent) I assure you it would be the end of the street biz. The Sports arena and the police would once and for all clear the street of this illegal activity.

Scalping tickets is ILLEGAL. The arena and the police turn a blind eye to it because there have been no public issues.

If something like this were to happen it would be the end of them.

YOu can take that to the bank.

The bosses of the street negros arent about to let that happen. The moment they start to become scarry or dangerous negros they will be taken off the street.

Titty Fucker · 02-25-2008, 02:56 PM

Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro

Anal Hobbit · 02-25-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Fucker

Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro

Those look like Trixie Racers Tits..

I fucked her.

Anal Hobbit · 02-25-2008, 03:45 PM

Please forgive me if this thread comes off as racist.

The last thing I am is racist.

Farang · 02-25-2008, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

I was thinking same thing

Anal Hobbit · 02-26-2008, 10:17 AM

wake up people.

boneprone · 03-06-2008, 02:24 PM

I used this tip again over the weekend. IT worked again.

No problems.

These negros at the games really are stupid!

TheAgent · 03-06-2008, 02:36 PM

I love this idea, I will try it with my yanks tickets once season begins

Evil Chris · 03-06-2008, 07:23 PM

This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Wizzo · 03-06-2008, 08:04 PM

Boneprone and Anal Hobbit going at one another.... great thread!

Newbies should take note and learn...

Anal Hobbit · 03-06-2008, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Are you black??

Anal Hobbit · 03-29-2008, 05:48 PM

NBA season is almost over.

Anyone else try this?

Kard63 · 03-29-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

These street negros then sell the tickets to someone stupid enough to buy from a negro. They try to use em to get in, and they come up stolen.

They cant get in.

So the buyer of the stolen tickets then gets the cops or gets in a tiff with the negros over scaming them for tickets.

Becasue of the unprofessional and agressive manner of the typical street negro, this usually ends with huge issues. Even fights.

Lol, dude you are the man

collegeboobies · 03-29-2008, 07:35 PM

So what happens when they realize you are a season ticket holder and they know your seats? Might have someone waiting next time you show up to enjoy a game.

collegeboobies · 03-29-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

No..

Becasue these tickets come in a book. You can say the whole book was stolen.

Anal Hobbit is right. THis is a lock of a scam. The scalpers will never work with or coordinate with the ticket office in some investagation to come catch a season ticket holder running this scam.

The scalper and the event ticket office are at war with one another.

The Hobbit is just exploiting this to his advantage.

Except when cops get involved, and realize your season tickets are the same ones coming up every night, and with the way security cams are popping up everywhere you might just be on cam selling the tickets. Maybe even see you selling them while they are investigating the "fight" that breaks out 5 minutes later when someone comes back to complain.

DaddyHalbucks · 03-29-2008, 07:53 PM

Funny thread, but I wouldn't mess with scalpers. They are street tough.

Juicy D. Links · 11-19-2009, 05:53 PM

02-21-2008, 11:49 PM	#58
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02-22-2008, 01:43 AM	#60
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02-22-2008, 11:42 AM	#63
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Won't they come after you if you are a season ticket holder, all your "lost" tickets and they turn out on other people hands? I think you'd be caught pretty fast. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

02-22-2008, 12:02 PM	#67
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02-22-2008, 06:39 PM	#72
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ill try it over the weekend for the Blazers vs Celtics.. I should get some good loot selling these tickets! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-21-2008, 06:57 PM	#51
MidnightJackson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 389	Who would buy anything from those "NEGRO'S" I mean COLORED'S ? You know they're just going to buy crack and malt liquor!

02-21-2008, 07:06 PM	#52
MidnightJackson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 389	I heard that Anal Hobbit got gangbanged by a group of midget Negro's thats why he's so bitter, I guess he likes big black cocks. ( the midgets were like giving an elephant a tic tac.)

02-21-2008, 07:06 PM	#53
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	I dont know. But I do know its a very big biz. VERY BIG. Anyone who goes to sporting events sees this. And its annoying. The negros need to go back to their neighborhoods and not scare and intimidate the good honest families trying to go and enjoy a game.

02-21-2008, 07:26 PM	#54
MidnightJackson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 389	Maybe them NEGRO'S are just trying to make a buck just like them good ole boys that siphon gas out of peoples cars to save money, sound familiar ANAL Isnt the the ANAS calling the booty an asshole!

02-21-2008, 08:36 PM	#56
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	This thread rocks and sucks at the same time.

02-22-2008, 12:48 AM	#59
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ok im back from my evening. Im here for any questions.

02-22-2008, 11:40 AM	#62
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Lets get this thread posted on more craiglists and ticket forums please. Thanks AH

02-22-2008, 11:51 AM	#65
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02-22-2008, 11:58 AM	#66
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Trust me people. This has been tested and Proven to work. As a whole this puts money in the pockets of good people and cleans the street of the scum sending them back to their neighborhoods and away from civil society.

02-22-2008, 12:25 PM	#69
Vince Russo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 339	I really dont see any holes in this tip. This seems to be a sure way to make some good money.

02-22-2008, 03:54 PM	#70
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Has anyone tried it yet? The weekend is upon us. Id like to hear who was able to pull this off.

02-23-2008, 12:04 AM	#73
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	What is a good selling price to scalpers? Sell for 60% of face value? I dont want to stick out so they remember me as a tough sale or an easy sale. I want to sell and be done. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-23-2008, 12:15 AM	#74
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Actually 40-50% of the face value is the norm for a standard game.

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02-25-2008, 08:47 AM	#77
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Anyone use the tip over the weekend?

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Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	this is a great thread

02-25-2008, 02:45 PM	#83
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.

02-25-2008, 02:56 PM	#85
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02-25-2008, 03:45 PM	#87
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Please forgive me if this thread comes off as racist. The last thing I am is racist.

02-26-2008, 10:17 AM	#89
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	wake up people.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I used this tip again over the weekend. IT worked again. No problems. These negros at the games really are stupid! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

03-06-2008, 02:36 PM	#91
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03-06-2008, 07:23 PM	#92
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,231	This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it. Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game. Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

03-06-2008, 08:04 PM	#93
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03-29-2008, 05:48 PM	#95
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	NBA season is almost over. Anyone else try this?

03-29-2008, 07:35 PM	#97
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	So what happens when they realize you are a season ticket holder and they know your seats? Might have someone waiting next time you show up to enjoy a game.

03-29-2008, 07:53 PM	#99
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