ANAL HOBBIT TIP: Season Ticket Holders make money scaming NEGROS! - GoFuckYourself.com

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:29 PM

ITs been a while since ive given a good tip.

This one is more niche specfic to those who own season tickets rather than to everyone as a whole.

IT focuses on scaming those annoying negro scalpers you see trying to sell tickets at every major sporting event. And its a GAURENTEEEEED tip to make a few hundred per night scam. Uhh I mean tip.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:34 PM

Ok. Season Ticket holders. As you know, before you walk into any arena or any stadium or any major event you see street negros outside annoying you before you walk in trying to get you to buy or sell your tickets.

These street negros are typically aggressive, obnoxious, and even intimidating.

They run a Sell and Buy racket every night for every event.

The Anal Hobiit has threw a monkey wrench into this negro game. And made a large profit doing so.

Let me teach you how.

brand0n · 02-21-2008, 04:35 PM

all ears
preach on brother hobbit

BAKO · 02-21-2008, 04:36 PM

This should be interesting

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:38 PM

Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.

Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.

sexykat · 02-21-2008, 04:38 PM

Teach me how

brand0n · 02-21-2008, 04:38 PM

classic.

love it.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:41 PM

These street negros then sell the tickets to someone stupid enough to buy from a negro. They try to use em to get in, and they come up stolen.

They cant get in.

So the buyer of the stolen tickets then gets the cops or gets in a tiff with the negros over scaming them for tickets.

Becasue of the unprofessional and agressive manner of the typical street negro, this usually ends with huge issues. Even fights.

Mike Semen · 02-21-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Ok. Season Ticket holders. As you know, before you walk into any arena or any stadium or any major event you see street negros outside annoying you before you walk in trying to get you to buy or sell your tickets.

These street negros are typically aggressive, obnoxious, and even intimidating.

They run a Sell and Buy racket every night for every event.

The Anal Hobiit has threw a monkey wrench into this negro game. And made a large profit doing so.

Let me teach you how.

You know I've always loved you, don't you?

campimp · 02-21-2008, 04:41 PM

i prefer the ordering tickets, and then the day before calling and saying they never showed up and asking for replacements at "will call" method

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:42 PM

As a result it damages the integrity of the street negro biz.

It cleans up the streets making them safer for families and children.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp

i prefer the ordering tickets, and then the day before calling and saying they never showed up and asking for replacements at "will call" method

AHhh yes. THis works too.
You dont have to be a season ticket holder to enjoy my tip!

campimp · 02-21-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

AHhh yes. THis works too.
You dont have to be a season ticket holder to enjoy my tip!

depends on the event... works everytime for concerts if you order from ticketmaster

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:44 PM

IF more people do this you will be helping clean the streets of negros..

And getting paid to do it.

IT pretty much kills their industry. Its like the Zango on the streets.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:46 PM

Before you know it, the word will be on the street that they sell fake tickets. Biz will be hurt.

The victims will complain to the arena and the police and before you know it they will be pushed away.

Sosa · 02-21-2008, 04:46 PM

lol wow, and that makes people not like ticketfast / print at home tickets even more! ... c'mon bone lol

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 04:49 PM

Hobbit,

Its disturbing that you come up with these ideas. But whats with the racial attitude?

Do only African Americans scalp tickets?

I think not.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Hobbit,

Its disturbing that you come up with these ideas. But whats with the racial attitude?

Do only African Americans scalp tickets?

I think not.

Yep. They are typically street negros. But that is not racial. There are white street negros as well.

Im not talking Barack Obama Negro. Im talking D$ style negro.

Street.

Nicky · 02-21-2008, 04:54 PM

Classic Anal Hobbit tip ^^

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:54 PM

Need I remind you scalping tickets are illegal. Thus there is nothing wrong with doing this to these guys.

They have it coming.

Consider yourself doing a favor to society.

JA$ON · 02-21-2008, 04:56 PM

So (just curious) what happens when the cops and the venue get involved? The tickets that you sold , then canceled, are the same seat that you are sitting in with your replacment tickets. Do they not look up whos seats they are or go into the game and see you sitting there. I would assume the "negro" could give a discription of who sold him the tickets...then if they find you sitting in those seats, that kinda looks bad doesnt it?

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:57 PM

OK people. This is when I ask you all for a favor.

Please repost this thread in all ticket forums.

Craigslist "Tickets for Sale" is a good place.

Lets get the word out.

Thanks!!

Please let me know when you have done so! Thanks!

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

So (just curious) what happens when the cops and the venue get involved? The tickets that you sold , then canceled, are the same seat that you are sitting in with your replacment tickets. Do they not look up whos seats they are or go into the game and see you sitting there. I would assume the "negro" could give a discription of who sold him the tickets...then if they find you sitting in those seats, that kinda looks bad doesnt it?

Are you stupid? No cop or no one is going to listen to a fucking negro..... Especially one that sells tickets illegally on the street scaming families.

crockett · 02-21-2008, 04:58 PM

The anal hobit strikes again..

JA$ON · 02-21-2008, 05:00 PM

fair enough (tipping hat)

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:05 PM

PLEASE POST THIS URL TO CRAIGLIST!! GET THE WORD OUT!!

The last time I did this it was with the "How to get HOOKERS for Free" thread. (see sig)

We got so many whores and pimps on GFY logging it to bitch out the Anal Hobbit, the PUSSY GFY admin had to lock the thread.

Lets rock again.

REPOST!

Bojangles · 02-21-2008, 05:08 PM

Awesome post.

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

PLEASE POST THIS URL TO CRAIGLIST!! GET THE WORD OUT!!

The last time I did this it was with the "How to get HOOKERS for Free" thread. (see sig)

We got so many whores and pimps on GFY logging it to bitch out the Anal Hobbit, the PUSSY GFY admin had to lock the thread.

Lets rock again.

REPOST!

Please people dont do this. GFY doenst need the negative attention.
The Anal Hobbit post about how to get free hookers got so much heat it wasnt funny. Most popular GFY thread of all time, more new people registered for the board that day than any other. (mostly angry pimps and hookers)

GFY is corporate owned by Playboy. I dont think they would appreciate this.

This is quite classless and reflects poorly on us as a community and the publically traded PLAYBOY Company.

Eva PSC · 02-21-2008, 05:13 PM

what is funny is that here is always a way to beat any system or any industry for that matter

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:13 PM

GFY and Boneprone havent had a backbone or personality in years.

Who's the negro now Boneprone?

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

what is funny is that here is always a way to beat any system or any industry for that matter

Thats what im All about......

Working the system....

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:15 PM

Ok people.

This is how it is done.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/582197182.html

Do society a favor and spread the word.

Spunky · 02-21-2008, 05:17 PM

That will teach those darkies

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 05:19 PM

Is anyone else here disturbed by this post besides me?

If this thread is posted on craigslist for the masses to see what will they think of us and the industry?

This isnt good. Reflects poor for GFY.

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Is anyone else here disturbed by this post besides me?

If this thread is posted on craigslist for the masses to see what will they think of us and the industry?

This isnt good. Reflects poor for GFY.

Cough Cough.........

Hint hint.. This would be a good time for people to get some sig spots. The surfers are going to flood this thread.

Sean · 02-21-2008, 05:21 PM

the next time that i see you hobbit, i am going to stab you and set you on fire. i might poop in your open mouth before setting you on fire.... but you are going to burn like a monk bitch

Anal Hobbit · 02-21-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp

the next time that i see you hobbit, i am going to stab you and set you on fire. i might poop in your open mouth before setting you on fire.... but you are going to burn like a monk bitch

Typical Negro Behavior.

Your words say it all..

NosMo · 02-21-2008, 05:25 PM

Does this also work on other races?

NosMo

bns666 · 02-21-2008, 05:32 PM

isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

V_RocKs · 02-21-2008, 05:32 PM

Unfortunately when you get caught doing this by the event they void all of your tickets.

When you get caught by the street negros they take you to see Biggy-Smalls. He is still alive you know!

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

Are you being sarcastic?

NO......

We've been rivals for years man.

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

Are you being sarcastic?

NO......

We've been rivals for years man.

Sean · 02-21-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Typical Negro Behavior.

Your words say it all..

you know... i was thinking about it. i could shit in your mouth and set my own shit on fire while it was in your mouth.

your such a little bitch

Sean · 02-21-2008, 05:50 PM

one hobbit. one mouth cup. one match.

CurrentlySober · 02-21-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp

you know... i was thinking about it. i could shit in your mouth and set my own shit on fire while it was in your mouth.

your such a little bitch

My kinda post...

i like poo

psili · 02-21-2008, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Are you being sarcastic?

NO......
We've been rivals for years man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Are you being sarcastic?

NO......
We've been rivals for years man.

WTF?
Is this like what happens when you run windows on linux and then linux on windows all in the same session?

CE_Rashaan · 02-21-2008, 06:18 PM

LOL...you are at it again.

You must have changed your phone number

The Judge · 02-21-2008, 06:26 PM

I have reason to believe you are not of wholesome DNA yourself.

Swish · 02-21-2008, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Ok people.

This is how it is done.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/582197182.html

Do society a favor and spread the word.

Flagged for removal.

boneprone · 02-21-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish

Flagged for removal.

Thank God......

We dont need this kind of attention.

02-21-2008, 04:29 PM	#1
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	ANAL HOBBIT TIP: Season Ticket Holders make money scaming NEGROS! ITs been a while since ive given a good tip. This one is more niche specfic to those who own season tickets rather than to everyone as a whole. IT focuses on scaming those annoying negro scalpers you see trying to sell tickets at every major sporting event. And its a GAURENTEEEEED tip to make a few hundred per night scam. Uhh I mean tip.

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Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ok. Season Ticket holders. As you know, before you walk into any arena or any stadium or any major event you see street negros outside annoying you before you walk in trying to get you to buy or sell your tickets. These street negros are typically aggressive, obnoxious, and even intimidating. They run a Sell and Buy racket every night for every event. The Anal Hobiit has threw a monkey wrench into this negro game. And made a large profit doing so. Let me teach you how.

02-21-2008, 04:41 PM	#8
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	These street negros then sell the tickets to someone stupid enough to buy from a negro. They try to use em to get in, and they come up stolen. They cant get in. So the buyer of the stolen tickets then gets the cops or gets in a tiff with the negros over scaming them for tickets. Becasue of the unprofessional and agressive manner of the typical street negro, this usually ends with huge issues. Even fights.

02-21-2008, 04:41 PM	#10
campimp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge Posts: 1,340	i prefer the ordering tickets, and then the day before calling and saying they never showed up and asking for replacements at "will call" method

02-21-2008, 04:42 PM	#11
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	As a result it damages the integrity of the street negro biz. It cleans up the streets making them safer for families and children.

02-21-2008, 04:44 PM	#14
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	IF more people do this you will be helping clean the streets of negros.. And getting paid to do it. IT pretty much kills their industry. Its like the Zango on the streets.

02-21-2008, 04:46 PM	#15
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Before you know it, the word will be on the street that they sell fake tickets. Biz will be hurt. The victims will complain to the arena and the police and before you know it they will be pushed away.

02-21-2008, 04:46 PM	#16
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol wow, and that makes people not like ticketfast / print at home tickets even more! ... c'mon bone lol

02-21-2008, 04:49 PM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hobbit, Its disturbing that you come up with these ideas. But whats with the racial attitude? Do only African Americans scalp tickets? I think not. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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02-21-2008, 04:56 PM	#21
JA$ON Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry Posts: 1,329	So (just curious) what happens when the cops and the venue get involved? The tickets that you sold , then canceled, are the same seat that you are sitting in with your replacment tickets. Do they not look up whos seats they are or go into the game and see you sitting there. I would assume the "negro" could give a discription of who sold him the tickets...then if they find you sitting in those seats, that kinda looks bad doesnt it?

02-21-2008, 04:57 PM	#22
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	OK people. This is when I ask you all for a favor. Please repost this thread in all ticket forums. Craigslist "Tickets for Sale" is a good place. Lets get the word out. Thanks!! Please let me know when you have done so! Thanks!

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02-21-2008, 05:00 PM	#25
JA$ON Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry Posts: 1,329	fair enough (tipping hat)

02-21-2008, 05:05 PM	#26
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	PLEASE POST THIS URL TO CRAIGLIST!! GET THE WORD OUT!! The last time I did this it was with the "How to get HOOKERS for Free" thread. (see sig) We got so many whores and pimps on GFY logging it to bitch out the Anal Hobbit, the PUSSY GFY admin had to lock the thread. Lets rock again. REPOST!

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Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ok people. This is how it is done. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/582197182.html Do society a favor and spread the word.

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