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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Do you give your butler a holiday bonus?
Do you give your butler a holiday bonus?
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back in Blighty
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I give mine free porn.
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No one should have a butler in the first place. It's completely ludicrous
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Now choke yourself!
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Butler? What a vile name! The correct terminology is "manservant." How uncouth! That's it, Reginald, we are leaving!
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I have a butler ??
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Butler - no.
Masseuse - yes. |
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But then .. who manages your staff?
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I don't have one.
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Now choke yourself!
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No, Jeeves does quite well for himself.
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great answer....these people have no idea......all the fucken servants would walk round the mansion with nothing to do... |
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LOL whats this your 1st year of butlerism.....never tip the bastards...you pay them enough |
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Is that a fact? I knew someone here would know the answer. I can never figure out what to tip anyone.
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I give my maid a holiday bonus.
Is that good enough?
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I'm not gay, so I don't have a buttler...
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I gave my butler a hand job.
of course, I'm my own butler, so I enjoyed giving the handjob as much as I enjoyed receiving it.
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I was looking for tipping info last xmas and I found you should give a bonus equivalent to whatever the normal service cost was. So if you have a masseuse once a week for $80 bucks a session then the holiday bonus should be an additional $80. So I guess if you pay your butler weekly or biweekly the bonus should be equal to one normal paycheck from you? If you can afford a butler I'm guessing that is doable.
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Meh, All I know is don't fuck the help makes them uppity.
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I don't have a butler.
I do have a full time personal assistant and a live in maid / nanny. Of course I give them a Christmas bonus.
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#21 |
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maids bonus = one week pay
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of course!
as well as both my first floor and second floor housekeepers.
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I gave my cleaning lady a jar of haselnuts in truffle honey for christmas
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I need a beer
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An extra lump of coal
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