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Compdoctor · 02-18-2008, 09:37 AM

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 02-18-2008, 10:27 AM

lol thats great

sniperwolf · 02-18-2008, 10:43 AM

ahahaha

nice one!

pornguy · 02-18-2008, 10:50 AM

Hahahha.. thats good.

Eva PSC · 02-18-2008, 10:52 AM

good one! have to remember it

woj · 02-18-2008, 10:54 AM

Bojangles · 02-18-2008, 11:03 AM

the alchemist · 02-18-2008, 11:05 AM

Hahaha clever

NosMo · 02-18-2008, 11:14 AM

Nice. Good thing it wasn't a rape case.

NosMo

KILL_FRENZY · 02-18-2008, 01:35 PM

cool one

D · 02-18-2008, 01:37 PM

VeriSexy · 02-19-2008, 06:23 AM

that was not bad

carol.prime · 02-19-2008, 09:20 AM

nice stuff. lol!

florin · 02-19-2008, 09:26 AM

lol super...

Satan · 02-19-2008, 09:29 AM

nice one

CaroMark · 02-19-2008, 10:16 AM

Yeah but imagine after a year of everyone using that hand in prison and then getting it back!

tranza · 02-19-2008, 10:34 AM

Not that great if you ask me..

02-18-2008, 09:37 AM	#1
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