Monday's Joke
 

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

lol thats great

ahahaha :1orglaugh nice one!

Hahahha.. thats good.

good one! have to remember it

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Hahaha clever :1orglaugh

Nice. Good thing it wasn't a rape case.

NosMo

:1orglaugh cool one

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that was not bad

nice stuff. lol!

lol super...

nice one

Yeah but imagine after a year of everyone using that hand in prison and then getting it back! :1orglaugh

Not that great if you ask me..