Is there a decent escort service in South Flordia? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mistah Charlie · 02-13-2008, 12:42 PM

The escort services in the Palm Beachs/Lauderdale suck. All the girls they send are tattooed sluts with bad teeth who just lay there and ask for tips. If you know of a dependable service, or a quality independent, help a brother out.

Please don't post links with your affiliate codes you greedy bastards

pornguy · 02-13-2008, 12:43 PM

get the yellow pages, and check the Miami area

Mistah Charlie · 02-13-2008, 01:12 PM

Dude, I have done this before. I have a sub to TER; I know all about eros; I can poke around the web or use the yellow pages just fine. I am looking for someone who has PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. Thx anyway.

Evil E · 02-13-2008, 01:14 PM

You will die of the BAD aids.

Jim_Gunn · 02-13-2008, 01:14 PM

MiamiCompanions.com is the best in South Florida. They have a web site with local girls, porn stars and out of town girls. Have fun.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-13-2008, 01:20 PM

feeling lonely on V day?

LOL

pr0 · 02-13-2008, 01:23 PM

heres how i handle it

rule #1 - call up the service....tell them, send me a girl who looks like she's 18, even if she's 21....I'm a good tipper & in town for a month...there will be repeat business...so please send your best over

if she shows up at the door....look through your peep hole
if she's not hot....say sorry you've got the wrong room, don't answer at all, or do like me...open up the door & say "HAHAHA....no way...SLAM DOOR"

then wait 30-45 mins before you leave your room, incase theres an angry bitch

rule #2 don't have a peep hole? what the fuck are you doing ordering escorts to your own home?

rinse & repeat.....i never get skanky ones....ok....maybe once in Charlotte but that wasn't my fault....thanks Z

Fap · 02-13-2008, 01:24 PM

umm craigslist?

Mistah Charlie · 02-13-2008, 02:05 PM

Thanks, Horndogs! Keep the love comin' !

CuriousToyBoy · 02-13-2008, 07:00 PM

Beautiful Companion

escorpio · 02-13-2008, 07:05 PM

Your sig rules.

Wizzo · 02-13-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistah Charlie

Please don't post links with your affiliate codes you greedy bastards

I have a awesome one, but you don't want to help me out with some refferal, can't help you out...

pr0 · 02-13-2008, 09:53 PM

u can just goto any strip club in hollywood florida

if you're just lookin 2 get your rox off quick

gleem · 02-13-2008, 10:46 PM

heh, just go hang out at City Place in west palm, lots of 18 year old whores there... they will bang you for a couple xanex or a 6 pack.

02-13-2008, 01:12 PM	#3
Mistah Charlie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 478	Dude, I have done this before. I have a sub to TER; I know all about eros; I can poke around the web or use the yellow pages just fine. I am looking for someone who has PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. Thx anyway. __________________ "Gonna scare you up and shoot you Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

02-13-2008, 01:23 PM	#7
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	heres how i handle it rule #1 - call up the service....tell them, send me a girl who looks like she's 18, even if she's 21....I'm a good tipper & in town for a month...there will be repeat business...so please send your best over if she shows up at the door....look through your peep hole if she's not hot....say sorry you've got the wrong room, don't answer at all, or do like me...open up the door & say "HAHAHA....no way...SLAM DOOR" then wait 30-45 mins before you leave your room, incase theres an angry bitch rule #2 don't have a peep hole? what the fuck are you doing ordering escorts to your own home? rinse & repeat.....i never get skanky ones....ok....maybe once in Charlotte but that wasn't my fault....thanks Z __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

02-13-2008, 02:05 PM	#9
Mistah Charlie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 478	Thanks, Horndogs! Keep the love comin' ! __________________ "Gonna scare you up and shoot you Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

02-13-2008, 07:00 PM	#10
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02-13-2008, 09:53 PM	#13
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	u can just goto any strip club in hollywood florida if you're just lookin 2 get your rox off quick __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

02-13-2008, 12:42 PM	#1
Mistah Charlie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 478	Is there a decent escort service in South Flordia? The escort services in the Palm Beachs/Lauderdale suck. All the girls they send are tattooed sluts with bad teeth who just lay there and ask for tips. If you know of a dependable service, or a quality independent, help a brother out. Please don't post links with your affiliate codes you greedy bastards __________________ "Gonna scare you up and shoot you Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

02-13-2008, 12:43 PM	#2
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02-13-2008, 01:14 PM	#4
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02-13-2008, 01:14 PM	#5
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02-13-2008, 01:20 PM	#6
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	feeling lonely on V day? LOL

02-13-2008, 01:24 PM	#8
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	umm craigslist?

02-13-2008, 07:05 PM	#11
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02-13-2008, 10:46 PM	#14
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	heh, just go hang out at City Place in west palm, lots of 18 year old whores there... they will bang you for a couple xanex or a 6 pack. __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com