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Mistah Charlie 02-13-2008 12:42 PM

Is there a decent escort service in South Flordia?
 
The escort services in the Palm Beachs/Lauderdale suck. All the girls they send are tattooed sluts with bad teeth who just lay there and ask for tips. If you know of a dependable service, or a quality independent, help a brother out.

Please don't post links with your affiliate codes you greedy bastards :pimp

pornguy 02-13-2008 12:43 PM

get the yellow pages, and check the Miami area

Mistah Charlie 02-13-2008 01:12 PM

Dude, I have done this before. I have a sub to TER; I know all about eros; I can poke around the web or use the yellow pages just fine. I am looking for someone who has PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. Thx anyway.

Evil E 02-13-2008 01:14 PM

You will die of the BAD aids.

Jim_Gunn 02-13-2008 01:14 PM

MiamiCompanions.com is the best in South Florida. They have a web site with local girls, porn stars and out of town girls. Have fun.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-13-2008 01:20 PM

feeling lonely on V day?

LOL

pr0 02-13-2008 01:23 PM

heres how i handle it

rule #1 - call up the service....tell them, send me a girl who looks like she's 18, even if she's 21....I'm a good tipper & in town for a month...there will be repeat business...so please send your best over

if she shows up at the door....look through your peep hole
if she's not hot....say sorry you've got the wrong room, don't answer at all, or do like me...open up the door & say "HAHAHA....no way...SLAM DOOR"

then wait 30-45 mins before you leave your room, incase theres an angry bitch

rule #2 don't have a peep hole? what the fuck are you doing ordering escorts to your own home?

rinse & repeat.....i never get skanky ones....ok....maybe once in Charlotte but that wasn't my fault....thanks Z

Fap 02-13-2008 01:24 PM

umm craigslist?

Mistah Charlie 02-13-2008 02:05 PM

Thanks, Horndogs! Keep the love comin' !

CuriousToyBoy 02-13-2008 07:00 PM

Beautiful Companion

escorpio 02-13-2008 07:05 PM

Your sig rules.

Wizzo 02-13-2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistah Charlie (Post 13776066)

Please don't post links with your affiliate codes you greedy bastards :pimp

I have a awesome one, but you don't want to help me out with some refferal, can't help you out...:winkwink:

pr0 02-13-2008 09:53 PM

u can just goto any strip club in hollywood florida :1orglaugh:2 cents:

if you're just lookin 2 get your rox off quick

gleem 02-13-2008 10:46 PM

heh, just go hang out at City Place in west palm, lots of 18 year old whores there... they will bang you for a couple xanex or a 6 pack.


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