What Roger Clemens Taught Me Today - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 02-13-2008, 12:13 PM

'misremember' is a word, he keeps saying it and i thought it was a dumb jock inventing a word - so I went to dictionary.com to make sure and sure enough 'misremember' is a word.

nobody uses it and i doubt Roger knows if it's a real word or not.

Fap · 02-13-2008, 12:15 PM

02-13-2008, 12:17 PM

hes innocent, jose canseco can verify this... i hope they subpena Canseco so he can end this already.

Mutt · 02-13-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

hes innocent, jose canseco can verify this... i hope they subpena Canseco so he can end this already.

hahahahah wtf - Jose Canseco can prove that Roger Clemens didn't use steroids or HGH?

Brother Bilo · 02-13-2008, 12:25 PM

The only thing Canseco can clear up is whether or not Clemens was at a luncheon at his house, where, according to the statements in the report, no substances where exchanged or injected. So who gives a shit what Canseco can offer up?

Robbie · 02-13-2008, 12:27 PM

What a waste of tax payer money. HGH is used by every Hollywood star and every person with wealth that cares about their looks. It's not dangerous, and it's NOT steroids. Fuck.Steroids use to be legal. Just like they are in most countries (last time I went to Mexico I picked up some testosterone at drugstore in the airport at Cancun)
My question is this: How is an aging athlete any different than the MILLIONS of men in the U.S. who legally use testosterone and HGH to have a better quality of life?
I guess if you are a baseball, football, basketball, or whatever player...you are just supposed to get old, soft, and fat.
I'm 46. I had my test levels checked when I was 38. They were LOWER than a 18 year old girl.
Now I use test AND HGH. I feel great, look good, and my cock is rock hard.
What is the problem there? And no, I'm not talking about extreme uses like Ronnie Coleman and the rest of the pro bodybuilders. I'm talking about using an amount for Hormone Replacement Therapy. Looking at Clemens, with his chubby jowls and soft body...I would say that he is NOT abusing the shit. Probably just using enough to feel good. And I guess that could be seen as "performance enhancement" because he feels good so he plays better.
What a crock of shit. When the fuck is the govt. going to stop sticking it's nose into everybodies business and just leave us the fuck alone. They already steal half our money every goddamn year.

02-13-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

The only thing Canseco can clear up is whether or not Clemens was at a luncheon at his house, where, according to the statements in the report, no substances where exchanged or injected. So who gives a shit what Canseco can offer up?

i thought he can also verify that while they were on the same teams he never saw him using or asking about roids...

02-13-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

What a waste of tax payer money. HGH is used by every Hollywood star and every person with wealth that cares about their looks. It's not dangerous, and it's NOT steroids. Fuck.Steroids use to be legal. Just like they are in most countries (last time I went to Mexico I picked up some testosterone at drugstore in the airport at Cancun)
My question is this: How is an aging athlete any different than the MILLIONS of men in the U.S. who legally use testosterone and HGH to have a better quality of life?
I guess if you are a baseball, football, basketball, or whatever player...you are just supposed to get old, soft, and fat.
I'm 46. I had my test levels checked when I was 38. They were LOWER than a 18 year old girl.
Now I use test AND HGH. I feel great, look good, and my cock is rock hard.
What is the problem there? And no, I'm not talking about extreme uses like Ronnie Coleman and the rest of the pro bodybuilders. I'm talking about using an amount for Hormone Replacement Therapy. Looking at Clemens, with his chubby jowls and soft body...I would say that he is NOT abusing the shit. Probably just using enough to feel good. And I guess that could be seen as "performance enhancement" because he feels good so he plays better.
What a crock of shit. When the fuck is the govt. going to stop sticking it's nose into everybodies business and just leave us the fuck alone. They already steal half our money every goddamn year.

what HGH product are you using???

Brother Bilo · 02-13-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

i thought he can also verify that while they were on the same teams he never saw him using or asking about roids...

That's right. Wasn't the only alleged incident that happend while he was in Toronto the deal where he was injected in the middle of the locker room? He said that it was litocane, which everyone thought was weird and uncommon?

I guess the issue now is whether Canseco can be a credible witness or if he'll just get blown apart on the stand.

ADL Colin · 02-13-2008, 12:35 PM

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Socks · 02-13-2008, 12:40 PM

Kard63 · 02-13-2008, 12:42 PM

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Robbie · 02-13-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

what HGH product are you using???

HGH is a powder. You mix it with bacterial water...you inject it with a tiny syringe in the subcutaneous area of your flesh. Same 1/4" syringe that diabetics use. You do it everyday. Doesn't hurt at all, and that's coming from a guy who has always been scared of needles.
Results? Nothing at first. But after about 6 to 8 months of daily use your skin looks great, you can see better, your hair and nails grow like crazy, and fat pretty much melts off of you. It's the "finishing touch" that Stallone uses to get the fat off of his body and get shredded. My point is...why are they doing this in congress anyway? Our taxes are (as usual) being wasted. And big brother is just taking more and more control of our lives. I want to move to a tropical island somewhere.
Hell in St. Marteen you can buy coke from the cops! LOL! Not condoning the use of cocaine...but you get my point. If I want to do something I definitely don't need the U.S. government telling me what I can and can't do.
Going to the European Webmaster show this last October really opened my eyes. Those people in Amsterdam are really free. They can't believe how "un-free" Americans are. And yet we like to brag about our "freedoms"
I wish our country were free again. But it looks like it's only getting less free every year.
I can remember when cops were NOT allowed to search your car when they pulled you over. Now they can go through every damn thing you own (and usually trashing it in the process), pull your wife aside and search her damn purse, and if you try to argue with them or protest the treatment...They will taze your ass and take you to jail.
Hell, it's against the law here to LIE to a cop! I'm not talking about under oath. I'm talking about a cop pulls up and asks you a question and you lie. You just broke the law and became a fucking criminal.
I don't think this is what the founding fathers had in mind. But that's just my opinion. Sorry to rant.

02-13-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

HGH is a powder. You mix it with bacterial water...you inject it with a tiny syringe in the subcutaneous area of your flesh. Same 1/4" syringe that diabetics use. You do it everyday. Doesn't hurt at all, and that's coming from a guy who has always been scared of needles.
Results? Nothing at first. But after about 6 to 8 months of daily use your skin looks great, you can see better, your hair and nails grow like crazy, and fat pretty much melts off of you. It's the "finishing touch" that Stallone uses to get the fat off of his body and get shredded. My point is...why are they doing this in congress anyway? Our taxes are (as usual) being wasted. And big brother is just taking more and more control of our lives. I want to move to a tropical island somewhere.
Hell in St. Marteen you can buy coke from the cops! LOL! Not condoning the use of cocaine...but you get my point. If I want to do something I definitely don't need the U.S. government telling me what I can and can't do.
Going to the European Webmaster show this last October really opened my eyes. Those people in Amsterdam are really free. They can't believe how "un-free" Americans are. And yet we like to brag about our "freedoms"
I wish our country were free again. But it looks like it's only getting less free every year.
I can remember when cops were NOT allowed to search your car when they pulled you over. Now they can go through every damn thing you own (and usually trashing it in the process), pull your wife aside and search her damn purse, and if you try to argue with them or protest the treatment...They will taze your ass and take you to jail.
Hell, it's against the law here to LIE to a cop! I'm not talking about under oath. I'm talking about a cop pulls up and asks you a question and you lie. You just broke the law and became a fucking criminal.
I don't think this is what the founding fathers had in mind. But that's just my opinion. Sorry to rant.

i hear you... i have been taking ZMA (ZMASSpm) by cytodine and have been inquiring more and more about HGH. I train and workout hard 5 days a week and would love to see the benefits of what HGH would for my body...

so your saying that the only HGH to get is the injectable kind and not the kind i can get at Vitamishoppe???

Did you need a doctors prescription for the HGH??? if u dont mind and u got 10 mins to kill, you can ICQ me if u do not want to post, # 721536

jalami · 02-13-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Fuck.Steroids use to be legal. Just like they are in most countries (last time I went to Mexico I picked up some testosterone at drugstore in the airport at Cancun)

That much is true -- down here, like many places in the world, the steroids are over-the-counter and already come in pre-injectible format so it's like a loaded syringe... Deca-Durabolin, Sustenon, stuff like that. But the same stuff is schedule III controlled substance in the USA.

JesseD · 02-13-2008, 01:32 PM

What Roger Clemens taught ME today = When in doubt - Shut the fuck up!

Brother Bilo · 02-13-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseD

What Roger Clemens taught ME today = When in doubt - Shut the fuck up!

Exactly.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 02-13-2008, 01:37 PM

Why IS this a congressional issue, anyway?

NosMo · 02-13-2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseD

What Roger Clemens taught ME today = When in doubt - Shut the fuck up!

Words to the wise there.

NosMo

Peaches · 02-13-2008, 01:41 PM

I thought the issue was that HGH was against MLB rules? Booze is legal but most of the jobs I've worked have had pretty strict rules about drinking on the job.

SxDx · 02-13-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

'misremember' is a word, he keeps saying it and i thought it was a dumb jock inventing a word - so I went to dictionary.com to make sure and sure enough 'misremember' is a word.

nobody uses it and i doubt Roger knows if it's a real word or not.

you try testifying before congress and the world and see if you don't get a little nervous and misspeak a time or two.

if you ask me, it's pretty ignorant of you to think of him as a dumb jock when you take into account the circumstances.

L-Pink · 02-13-2008, 03:38 PM

Just say no.

02-13-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jalami

That much is true -- down here, like many places in the world, the steroids are over-the-counter and already come in pre-injectible format so it's like a loaded syringe... Deca-Durabolin, Sustenon, stuff like that. But the same stuff is schedule III controlled substance in the USA.

down here??? where are you located??? can u ship me some if i give u a PO BOX and ill paypal u.....

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	What a waste of tax payer money. HGH is used by every Hollywood star and every person with wealth that cares about their looks. It's not dangerous, and it's NOT steroids. Fuck.Steroids use to be legal. Just like they are in most countries (last time I went to Mexico I picked up some testosterone at drugstore in the airport at Cancun) My question is this: How is an aging athlete any different than the MILLIONS of men in the U.S. who legally use testosterone and HGH to have a better quality of life? I guess if you are a baseball, football, basketball, or whatever player...you are just supposed to get old, soft, and fat. I'm 46. I had my test levels checked when I was 38. They were LOWER than a 18 year old girl. Now I use test AND HGH. I feel great, look good, and my cock is rock hard. What is the problem there? And no, I'm not talking about extreme uses like Ronnie Coleman and the rest of the pro bodybuilders. I'm talking about using an amount for Hormone Replacement Therapy. Looking at Clemens, with his chubby jowls and soft body...I would say that he is NOT abusing the shit. Probably just using enough to feel good. And I guess that could be seen as "performance enhancement" because he feels good so he plays better. What a crock of shit. When the fuck is the govt. going to stop sticking it's nose into everybodies business and just leave us the fuck alone. They already steal half our money every goddamn year. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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