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iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 09:19 PM

I recently started smoking a 1/2 spliff before boning and hot damn. If you haven't tried it you need to. It will make you dick rock fucking solid and you'll have no problem slamming a cunt out for 30min-1hr and im talking hard ass nasty porn stroking too. I smoked the other night and banged my wifes soul out then rested for a few and was rock solid again. I highly recommend this if you havent tried it yet. Just make sure you shower good/brush teeth/eat some mints/chew some gum...sometimes the smoke smell is a turn off for these hoes.

PornMogul · 02-10-2008, 09:22 PM

with a name like iSMOKE I would have thought you would have known this by now.....

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 09:26 PM

Try fucking on acid... way better.

AaronM · 02-10-2008, 09:29 PM

Smoking a L?

WTF does the L stand for?

You're supposed to swallow Levitra, not smoke it.

Spunky · 02-10-2008, 09:31 PM

Real men bang speedballs

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Smoking a L?

WTF does the L stand for?

A cigar filled with weed, AKA BLUNT

L-Pink · 02-10-2008, 09:37 PM

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

poto · 02-10-2008, 09:39 PM

fucking while high is one of my favorite things to do...

I always have a much better orgasm while stoned...

tho I've found some girls complain if you fuck them stoned all the time... they seem to want a sober bang on occasion...

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Real men bang speedballs

lol fuck that shit

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMogul

with a name like iSMOKE I would have thought you would have known this by now.....

i know right lol, actually i had to be discrete with the magic herb for a long time. Finally things have been laid back enough around here to where i can smoke after my old lady goes to bed and then sneak up on her like a thief in the night and slide my meat right in

Fap · 02-10-2008, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

A cigar filled with weed, AKA BLUNT

an L is a joint

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by poto

fucking while high is one of my favorite things to do...

I always have a much better orgasm while stoned...

tho I've found some girls complain if you fuck them stoned all the time... they seem to want a sober bang on occasion...

i get the best orgasm too but yea i know what you mean....who do these skanks think they are?? They're laying down in a bed to take a dick that they really dont even know and then they have demands like dont drink/dont smoke. fuck that

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

L-Pink · 02-10-2008, 09:50 PM

You need to find a girl that will sit on your lap with your cock inside her while you share bong hits. That's fucking while smoking pot.

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

an L is a joint

Thats not whay UD says: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=L

But yeah I guess you're right.

AaronM · 02-10-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

an L is a joint

I thought a J was a joint?

Maybe it's a joint laced with crushed Levitra?

When I was a kid........

Dope was weed. Now dope is used to refer to meth.

Fucking drug addicts can't remember what is what so they keep renaming their shit.

AaronM · 02-10-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

You need to find a girl that will sit on your lap with your cock inside her while you share bong hits. That's fucking while smoking pot.

Better yet.....

www.beaverbong.com

baddog · 02-10-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

A cigar filled with weed, AKA BLUNT

You put tobacco with your weed?

baddog · 02-10-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

an L is a joint

when did it stop being a jay?

L-Pink · 02-10-2008, 10:00 PM

What happened to doobies?

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You put tobacco with your weed?

Throw out the tobacco, throw in the weed. Voila!

GrouchyAdmin · 02-10-2008, 10:01 PM

Isn't an L a 'lid'? I've seen Cheech and Chong. Man, I know all about drug references. I'm cool.

LiveDose · 02-10-2008, 10:03 PM

Did you just call your wife a ho? lol

J. Falcon · 02-10-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Isn't an L a 'lid'? I've seen Cheech and Chong. Man, I know all about drug references. I'm cool.

That gif in your sig is awesome lol.

L-Pink · 02-10-2008, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Did you just call your wife a ho? lol

Forgive him he's stoned

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 10:09 PM

yes i am, i just want to creep into my bed like a gorilla but i know my wife wont go for it, she has to be up early so i guess its gonna be a night of internet porn and jerky slerky

Jim_Gunn · 02-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Blunts are disgusting, the cigar wrapper is made from tobacco, yuck...

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Did you just call your wife a ho? lol

i wouldnt say it to her face tho lol

minddust · 02-10-2008, 10:13 PM

primed like that you sure you ain't snorting it?

iSMOKE · 02-10-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Blunts are disgusting, the cigar wrapper is made from tobacco, yuck...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-10-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Better yet.....

www.beaverbong.com

Is that Dirty Danza on that site?!?

Cocksmoker:

ADG

natas · 02-10-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

bwaaaahahahahaha

AaronM · 02-10-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Isn't an L a 'lid'? I've seen Cheech and Chong. Man, I know all about drug references. I'm cool.

Ah yes. I believe you're right.

baddog · 02-10-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Throw out the tobacco, throw in the weed. Voila!

not sure what kind of cigars you smoke, but they are all wrapped in tobacco as far as I know

candyflip · 02-11-2008, 12:12 AM

Fuck that. Crack hits and blowjobs is where it's at.

D Ghost · 02-11-2008, 12:32 AM

No.........

martinsc · 02-11-2008, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

Dirty F · 02-11-2008, 12:59 AM

This the addicts and junkies thread?

D · 02-11-2008, 01:51 AM

What the hell is a "lid?"

DirtyDanza · 02-20-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Is that Dirty Danza on that site?!?

Cocksmoker:

ADG

but of course...

who else would do something like that

Voodoo · 02-20-2008, 11:18 PM

Oops, I typed something here, then realized I was in the wrong thread. Carry on miscreants.

Holly · 02-20-2008, 11:24 PM

I have not.

I have put it on my list of things to do this week, however.

DirectXNetwork · 02-20-2008, 11:29 PM

I have been blazin for about 9 years now. I smoke daily for anxiety, but I only get anxiety when I smoke. HAH, it's fucking silly to say but it's true. I stopped for 2 year's at one point but had to go back bc sex was not the same. I almost have to smoke to smash hard.

baddog · 02-21-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by D

What the hell is a "lid?"

We used to buy and sell weed by the ounce. It was called a lid. Could not tell you why.

Tat2Jr · 02-21-2008, 01:40 AM

Uh.... yeah.... back in highschool..... college..... my 20's..... my early 30's.

You're old enough to be saddled with a wife, and haven't smoked weed before having sex before??????

D · 02-21-2008, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

We used to buy and sell weed by the ounce. It was called a lid. Could not tell you why.

Ahh. Thanks.

escorpio · 02-21-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by D

What the hell is a "lid?"

You just made me feel really old.

WarChild · 02-21-2008, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

I have not.

I have put it on my list of things to do this week, however.

D · 02-21-2008, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You just made me feel really old.

Sorry.

Maybe I just wasn't cool enough to know the term (a definite possibility

)? Maybe it was a West Coast thing? I didn't get out here until a little over a decade ago.

I've heard them called "Oscars" or "Ozzies" or "O.Z.'s"

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iSMOKE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,028	anyone ever fuck after smoking a L? I recently started smoking a 1/2 spliff before boning and hot damn. If you haven't tried it you need to. It will make you dick rock fucking solid and you'll have no problem slamming a cunt out for 30min-1hr and im talking hard ass nasty porn stroking too. I smoked the other night and banged my wifes soul out then rested for a few and was rock solid again. I highly recommend this if you havent tried it yet. Just make sure you shower good/brush teeth/eat some mints/chew some gum...sometimes the smoke smell is a turn off for these hoes. __________________

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iSMOKE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,028	yes i am, i just want to creep into my bed like a gorilla but i know my wife wont go for it, she has to be up early so i guess its gonna be a night of internet porn and jerky slerky __________________

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DirectXNetwork Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 204	I have been blazin for about 9 years now. I smoke daily for anxiety, but I only get anxiety when I smoke. HAH, it's fucking silly to say but it's true. I stopped for 2 year's at one point but had to go back bc sex was not the same. I almost have to smoke to smash hard.

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