anyone ever fuck after smoking a L?
 

I recently started smoking a 1/2 spliff before boning and hot damn. If you haven't tried it you need to. It will make you dick rock fucking solid and you'll have no problem slamming a cunt out for 30min-1hr and im talking hard ass nasty porn stroking too. I smoked the other night and banged my wifes soul out then rested for a few and was rock solid again. I highly recommend this if you havent tried it yet. Just make sure you shower good/brush teeth/eat some mints/chew some gum...sometimes the smoke smell is a turn off for these hoes. :2 cents:

with a name like iSMOKE I would have thought you would have known this by now.....

Try fucking on acid... way better.

Smoking a L?

WTF does the L stand for?

You're supposed to swallow Levitra, not smoke it.

Real men bang speedballs

A cigar filled with weed, AKA BLUNT

Smoke pot and have sex ...................... I doubt anyone has been wild enough to try it.

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fucking while high is one of my favorite things to do...

I always have a much better orgasm while stoned...

tho I've found some girls complain if you fuck them stoned all the time... they seem to want a sober bang on occasion...

lol fuck that shit

i know right lol, actually i had to be discrete with the magic herb for a long time. Finally things have been laid back enough around here to where i can smoke after my old lady goes to bed and then sneak up on her like a thief in the night and slide my meat right in :pimp

an L is a joint

i get the best orgasm too but yea i know what you mean....who do these skanks think they are?? They're laying down in a bed to take a dick that they really dont even know and then they have demands like dont drink/dont smoke. fuck that

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You need to find a girl that will sit on your lap with your cock inside her while you share bong hits. That's fucking while smoking pot. :2 cents:

Thats not whay UD says: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=L


But yeah I guess you're right.

I thought a J was a joint?

Maybe it's a joint laced with crushed Levitra?

When I was a kid........

Dope was weed. Now dope is used to refer to meth.

Fucking drug addicts can't remember what is what so they keep renaming their shit. :stoned

Better yet.....

www.beaverbong.com

You put tobacco with your weed?

when did it stop being a jay?

What happened to doobies?

Throw out the tobacco, throw in the weed. Voila!

Isn't an L a 'lid'? I've seen Cheech and Chong. Man, I know all about drug references. I'm cool.

Did you just call your wife a ho? lol

That gif in your sig is awesome lol.

Forgive him he's stoned :1orglaugh

yes i am, i just want to creep into my bed like a gorilla but i know my wife wont go for it, she has to be up early so i guess its gonna be a night of internet porn and jerky slerky

Blunts are disgusting, the cigar wrapper is made from tobacco, yuck...

i wouldnt say it to her face tho lol :pimp

primed like that you sure you ain't snorting it?:upsidedow

Is that Dirty Danza on that site?!? :1orglaugh :stoned :1orglaugh

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/.../bush_bong.jpg

Cocksmoker:

http://www.fresh99.com/images/funnyw...oking-bong.jpg

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bwaaaahahahahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme:1orglaugh

Ah yes. I believe you're right. :pimp

not sure what kind of cigars you smoke, but they are all wrapped in tobacco as far as I know

Fuck that. Crack hits and blowjobs is where it's at.

No.........

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This the addicts and junkies thread?

What the hell is a "lid?"

but of course...


who else would do something like that

Oops, I typed something here, then realized I was in the wrong thread. Carry on miscreants.

I have not.


I have put it on my list of things to do this week, however.

I have been blazin for about 9 years now. I smoke daily for anxiety, but I only get anxiety when I smoke. HAH, it's fucking silly to say but it's true. I stopped for 2 year's at one point but had to go back bc sex was not the same. I almost have to smoke to smash hard.

We used to buy and sell weed by the ounce. It was called a lid. Could not tell you why.

Uh.... yeah.... back in highschool..... college..... my 20's..... my early 30's.

You're old enough to be saddled with a wife, and haven't smoked weed before having sex before??????

Ahh. Thanks.

You just made me feel really old. :(

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Sorry.

Maybe I just wasn't cool enough to know the term (a definite possibility :) )? Maybe it was a West Coast thing? I didn't get out here until a little over a decade ago.

I've heard them called "Oscars" or "Ozzies" or "O.Z.'s"