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Compdoctor · 02-09-2008, 09:52 AM

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

k0nr4d · 02-09-2008, 09:55 AM

ermm...i dunno....

martinsc · 02-09-2008, 10:40 AM

hahahahahahahahaha

tony286 · 02-09-2008, 10:53 AM

its ok not as funny as the others.

bobby666 · 02-09-2008, 11:16 AM

hihihihihihi

D · 02-09-2008, 11:19 AM

One of my faves... but not sure it translates to written text very well.

Farang · 02-09-2008, 11:31 AM

hehehehe

Satan · 02-09-2008, 11:32 AM

I think im lost

Scott McD · 02-09-2008, 11:34 AM

Ah ok i get it now...

Satan · 02-09-2008, 11:51 AM

i get it now

VeriSexy · 02-09-2008, 06:10 PM

heh that was not bad

Vick! · 02-10-2008, 12:41 AM

it took me a second...

garce · 02-10-2008, 06:41 AM

I'm going crazy trying to figure out the name of the girl Chuck came to see.

CheneyRumsfeld · 02-10-2008, 09:15 AM

not for the low I.Q. demographic.

Michaelious · 02-10-2008, 10:57 AM

Stoopid! But funny!

JimG · 02-10-2008, 11:36 AM

Husband: "Honey pack your bags, I just won the lottery!"

Wife: "That's great! What should I pack?"

Husband: "I don't care, just pack and get the fuck out!"

Violetta · 02-10-2008, 11:53 AM

haha... wanna fuck?

Spyce · 02-10-2008, 12:03 PM

LOL... love the jokes :-)

Spunky · 02-10-2008, 12:07 PM

Heh heh..not bad

woj · 02-10-2008, 01:30 PM

pretty lame ...

pornguy · 02-10-2008, 01:33 PM

Hahaha. Old by good.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

I'm going crazy trying to figure out the name of the girl Chuck came to see.

no doubt i know what hes there for but what the fuck is her name?!?!

KILL_FRENZY · 02-10-2008, 03:44 PM

hahahaha

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 07:40 PM

Old one but a good one.

02-09-2008, 09:52 AM	#1
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