Saturday's Joke
 

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

ermm...i dunno....

hahahahahahahahaha

its ok not as funny as the others.

hihihihihihi

One of my faves... but not sure it translates to written text very well. :)

hehehehe :upsidedow

I think im lost

Ah ok i get it now...

i get it now

heh that was not bad

it took me a second...

I'm going crazy trying to figure out the name of the girl Chuck came to see.

not for the low I.Q. demographic.

Stoopid! But funny!

Husband: "Honey pack your bags, I just won the lottery!"

Wife: "That's great! What should I pack?"

Husband: "I don't care, just pack and get the fuck out!"

:)

haha... wanna fuck?

LOL... love the jokes :-)

Heh heh..not bad

pretty lame ...

Hahaha. Old by good.

no doubt i know what hes there for but what the fuck is her name?!?!

hahahaha

Old one but a good one.