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BoyAlley · 02-09-2008, 05:55 PM

Worst ever on earth!

Just cuz I'm a god damn cum guzzling faggot you'd think I'd still be able to get it up at least.

Cripe Mighty. I need estrogen pills or something........

BJ · 02-09-2008, 05:57 PM

you are the next batts.

BoyAlley · 02-09-2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ

you are the next batts.

He can't get it up either?

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 06:04 PM

You serious? I mean not about not getting it up but you actually tried it with a girl recently?

DaddyHalbucks · 02-09-2008, 06:05 PM

Was she an old friend or just someone from the local bar?

Sosa · 02-09-2008, 06:05 PM

poor you

LexiLexxx · 02-09-2008, 06:06 PM

What about, teh asshole? lol

Maybe close your eyes?

D · 02-09-2008, 06:06 PM

Maybe you should do anal the first few times... to... you know... keep it familiar.

CDSmith · 02-09-2008, 06:07 PM

Thinking of switching teams are you?

Try a different woman.

Eriic · 02-09-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Thinking of switching teams are you? I did and I sure feel like a new person;
There is nothing better than a hard hot throbbing Dick in your Ass, Especially if it is your Fathers

Or you can Try a different woman.

That is certainly some gruesome advice there Smith

BJ · 02-09-2008, 06:11 PM

just giving you the heads up..... you mean nothing

munki · 02-09-2008, 06:11 PM

Put a strap-on on her...

CDSmith · 02-09-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

That is certainly some gruesome advice there Smith

Ah, the old 'quote the guy and change what he says to something you are thinking about' ploy.

Second time I've seen it used this week. :D

PornMogul · 02-09-2008, 06:14 PM

stupid breeders.......

Manowar · 02-09-2008, 06:14 PM

viagra always helps!

BJ · 02-09-2008, 06:17 PM

are you a joke?

VeriSexy · 02-09-2008, 06:18 PM

Take some viagra

Spunky · 02-09-2008, 06:48 PM

Put a bag over her head

CaptainHowdy · 02-09-2008, 06:52 PM

You should draw a beard and a moustache on the girl's face...

BoyAlley · 02-09-2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

You serious? I mean not about not getting it up but you actually tried it with a girl recently?

Yup I'm serious. We were all hanging out and got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border.

She pulled me into the bedroom where I sat in all of my flaccid glory.

I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.

BoyAlley · 02-09-2008, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Put a bag over her head

I don't think that would have helped her grow a penis.

Eriic · 02-09-2008, 06:58 PM

Want to get hard then do an eighty year old. They don't shave, so paint some eyeballs on her tummy and imagine you are giving the tongue to Old Saint Nick

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.

Uh yeah no shit.

But anyway, she knew it right? I mean did you discuss it before you went home with her...like let's try it..or did it just feel right at that moment..you really thought you wanted to do...know what i mean?

escorpio · 02-09-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border

That's pretty fucking drunk. No wonder you couldn't get it up. Give pussy another chance.

d-null · 02-09-2008, 11:30 PM

Did she have a clue what she was doing? If she had any skills you could have closed your eyes and imagined anything that might have turned you on as her moist tongue went to work....... if she was the type that just layed there or yanked and pulled a bit then it is no wonder

WWC · 02-09-2008, 11:34 PM

Maybe you needed someone behind you at the same time? :-)

will76 · 02-10-2008, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yup I'm serious. We were all hanging out and got drunk like crazy Mexicans that just got done jumping the border.

She pulled me into the bedroom where I sat in all of my flaccid glory.

I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.

You were drunk maybe that was the cause. Couldn't you ask her for a blow job and then stuck it in her ass, you should have felt right at home then

Seriously, her mouth can't feel that much different than some dudes mouth, that should have got you hard. Then when you were hard you could have stuck it in her pooper chute. Try that next time, it should do the trick.

I would love to see you go down on her and eat the pussy

will76 · 02-10-2008, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I don't think that would have helped her grow a penis.

next time give her a strap on and let her fuck you

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-10-2008, 12:18 AM

Don't worry, there is a cure for gayness...

ADG

Scroto · 02-10-2008, 12:20 AM

maybe you were thinking of your man and feeling guilty?

uno · 02-10-2008, 12:40 AM

are you normally a bottom?

SuzzyQ · 02-10-2008, 04:08 AM

Was she a 3 bagger?. 1 for you. 1 for her and 1 for the dude watching through the window?

NinjaSteve · 02-10-2008, 04:22 AM

Have you tried some anal action with her?

BoyAlley · 02-10-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

Maybe you needed someone behind you at the same time? :-)

LOL what kind of videos have you been encoding lately?!?!

Satan · 02-10-2008, 10:36 AM

atleast you can say you tried now

jmcb420 · 02-10-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm such a faggot it's not even funny.

- I know what your problem is......
Kudos on the effort.

SexualDragon · 02-10-2008, 12:57 PM

just stick it up her ass

Violetta · 02-10-2008, 02:02 PM

I know I wouldnt get it up if I tried having sex with a man

D Ghost · 02-10-2008, 02:18 PM

damn that sucks

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2008, 02:33 PM

get a manly looking woman

salesman · 02-10-2008, 02:40 PM

aren't you gay ?

JamesK · 02-10-2008, 03:07 PM

It's also harder to get it up when you're drunk as fuck.

Maybe ask for a blowjob first next time, after a few minutes your dick should get hard. Make sure she doesn't give up fast though, tell her there's a signal delay between your dick and brains. So she has to keep sucking it.

KILL_FRENZY · 02-10-2008, 03:22 PM

poor you .you definitely need some viargra

2012 · 02-10-2008, 03:29 PM

sorry to hear that chum

lbc213 · 02-10-2008, 03:31 PM

LAWDS MERCY!!

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 04:33 PM

Sucks for you.

Phil · 02-10-2008, 06:20 PM

Just call her Steven.

WWC · 02-10-2008, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LOL what kind of videos have you been encoding lately?!?!

lol

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