So I tried having sex with a woman and couldn't get it up.
 

Worst ever on earth!

Just cuz I'm a god damn cum guzzling faggot you'd think I'd still be able to get it up at least.

Cripe Mighty. I need estrogen pills or something........ :Oh crap

you are the next batts.

You serious? I mean not about not getting it up but you actually tried it with a girl recently?

Was she an old friend or just someone from the local bar?

poor you

What about, teh asshole? lol

Maybe close your eyes?

Maybe you should do anal the first few times... to... you know... keep it familiar.

Thinking of switching teams are you?

Try a different woman.

That is certainly some gruesome advice there Smith:disgust

just giving you the heads up..... you mean nothing:)

Put a strap-on on her...

Ah, the old 'quote the guy and change what he says to something you are thinking about' ploy.

Second time I've seen it used this week. :D

stupid breeders.......

viagra always helps!

are you a joke?

Take some viagra

Put a bag over her head

You should draw a beard and a moustache on the girl's face...

Want to get hard then do an eighty year old. They don't shave, so paint some eyeballs on her tummy and imagine you are giving the tongue to Old Saint Nick:winkwink:

Uh yeah no shit.

But anyway, she knew it right? I mean did you discuss it before you went home with her...like let's try it..or did it just feel right at that moment..you really thought you wanted to do...know what i mean?

That's pretty fucking drunk. No wonder you couldn't get it up. Give pussy another chance.

Did she have a clue what she was doing? If she had any skills you could have closed your eyes and imagined anything that might have turned you on as her moist tongue went to work....... if she was the type that just layed there or yanked and pulled a bit then it is no wonder :2 cents:

Maybe you needed someone behind you at the same time? :-)

You were drunk maybe that was the cause. Couldn't you ask her for a blow job and then stuck it in her ass, you should have felt right at home then :winkwink: Seriously, her mouth can't feel that much different than some dudes mouth, that should have got you hard. Then when you were hard you could have stuck it in her pooper chute. Try that next time, it should do the trick.

I would love to see you go down on her and eat the pussy :thumbsup

next time give her a strap on and let her fuck you :2 cents:

Don't worry, there is a cure for gayness...

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:winkwink:

ADG

maybe you were thinking of your man and feeling guilty?

are you normally a bottom?

Was she a 3 bagger?. 1 for you. 1 for her and 1 for the dude watching through the window?
:1orglaugh

Have you tried some anal action with her?

atleast you can say you tried now :)

- I know what your problem is......
Kudos on the effort.

just stick it up her ass

I know I wouldnt get it up if I tried having sex with a man

damn that sucks

get a manly looking woman

aren't you gay ?

It's also harder to get it up when you're drunk as fuck.

Maybe ask for a blowjob first next time, after a few minutes your dick should get hard. Make sure she doesn't give up fast though, tell her there's a signal delay between your dick and brains. So she has to keep sucking it.

poor you .you definitely need some viargra

sorry to hear that chum

Sucks for you.

Just call her Steven.

lol

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