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Compdoctor · 02-10-2008, 09:00 AM

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes,

normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other.

For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use,

I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.

When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind,

and I return to my original position.

Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I?

Why,

I am your very own...

Toothbrush!

What were you thinking, you pervert?

Spyce · 02-10-2008, 09:07 AM

Ha Ha! I wasn't expecting it to be a toothbrush :-)

tony286 · 02-10-2008, 09:27 AM

good one

D · 02-10-2008, 10:06 AM

Michaelious · 02-10-2008, 10:50 AM

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

woj · 02-10-2008, 10:59 AM

Violetta · 02-10-2008, 11:50 AM

haha... nasty!

martinsc · 02-10-2008, 11:50 AM

Spunky · 02-10-2008, 12:00 PM

Heh heh..that was pretty good

bobby666 · 02-10-2008, 12:42 PM

hehe , nice one

SexualDragon · 02-10-2008, 01:07 PM

aico · 02-10-2008, 01:12 PM

Reminds me of the old answering machine message:

Tom likes to do it up and down,
Sally likes to do it side to side,
When we are done brushing our teeth we'll return your call.

KILL_FRENZY · 02-10-2008, 03:46 PM

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 04:43 PM

VeriSexy · 02-11-2008, 03:49 AM

heh that gave me a chuckle

EuroRev_Stacey · 02-11-2008, 06:01 AM

wahahaha! but does it have hole on the other end?

tranza · 02-11-2008, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EuroRev_Stacey

but does it have hole on the other end?

I was wondering the same thing....

02-10-2008, 09:00 AM	#1
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