Sunday's Joke
 

What am I?


I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes,


normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other.


For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use,


I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.


When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind,


and I return to my original position.


Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I?


Why,


I am your very own...



Toothbrush!



What were you thinking, you pervert?

Ha Ha! I wasn't expecting it to be a toothbrush :-)

good one

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

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haha... nasty!

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Heh heh..that was pretty good

hehe , nice one

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Reminds me of the old answering machine message:

Tom likes to do it up and down,
Sally likes to do it side to side,
When we are done brushing our teeth we'll return your call.

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heh that gave me a chuckle

wahahaha! but does it have hole on the other end?

I was wondering the same thing....

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