History Lesson: Comparison Of Two Assassinations - GoFuckYourself.com

CyberHustler · 02-08-2008, 12:42 PM

I got this from another forum so I don't know exactly how accurate this is but it's interesting...

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> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>
> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> *
> Now it gets really weird.*
>
> Lincoln 's Secretary was named Kennedy.
> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
>
> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>
> Both assassins were known by their three names.
> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> *
> Now hang on to your seat.*
>
> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
>
> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
> warehouse.
> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
> theater.
>
>
> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> *
> And here's the kicker...** *
>
> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

cranki · 02-08-2008, 12:44 PM

brand0n · 02-08-2008, 12:45 PM

we all know that LHO didnt kill JFK on his own.

Aquarius · 02-08-2008, 01:20 PM

Welcome to the interweb.

Pleasurepays · 02-08-2008, 01:23 PM

thats amazing... .who would have thought that if you sifted through a near infinite number of occurences and relationships to find patterns, you would actually find them?

i'm speechless.

Kevsh · 02-08-2008, 02:39 PM

Holy Timelines ... that has been floating around since JFK was shot.

angelsofporn · 02-08-2008, 02:59 PM

wait, i thought the government was good with only our best interest at heart.

Dirty F · 02-08-2008, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

we all know that LHO didnt kill JFK on his own.

We do? Please explain.

CyberHustler · 02-15-2008, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki

tony286 · 02-15-2008, 07:38 AM

Ive seen that a long time ago and its weird how they match up.

Fat Panda · 02-15-2008, 07:38 AM

oh my god you just figured it out!

pornguy · 02-15-2008, 07:45 AM

Thats been posted a few times before, and its a very interesting ready.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-15-2008, 07:54 AM

you'll never read my brainwaves fagtards...

xmas13 · 02-15-2008, 08:03 AM

Yes but....................................

Obama was born in 1961, and McCain will win!

:-)))))

Phoenix · 02-15-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

We do? Please explain.

a better question would be...how could you possible still think that LHO did kill him?

just look at buddies head in relation to where the bullets supposedly came from.

Physics

sniperwolf · 02-15-2008, 10:23 AM

Who made the research anyway? It's not even sure if those data are correct.

Penthouse Tony · 02-15-2008, 10:38 AM

John Booth was born May 10, 1838

AssPirate · 02-15-2008, 10:51 AM

Whoah, that is really a huge coincidence! If that's true, then the researcher is really good!

Penthouse Tony · 02-15-2008, 10:59 AM

Kennedy was assassinated in Nov 1963. Marilyn Monroe died August 1962. That last one is only correct if he was into necrophilia.

ninavain · 02-15-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Kennedy was assassinated in Nov 1963. Marilyn Monroe died August 1962. That last one is only correct if he was into necrophilia.

lol..good point

NosMo · 02-15-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

you'll never read my brainwaves fagtards...

Stop stealing my thoughts!!!!

NosMo

02-08-2008, 12:42 PM	#1
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,062	History Lesson: Comparison Of Two Assassinations I got this from another forum so I don't know exactly how accurate this is but it's interesting... ------------------------------------ > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. > Both Presidents were shot in the head. > * > Now it gets really weird.* > > Lincoln 's Secretary was named Kennedy. > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . > > Both were assassinated by Southerners. > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. > > Both assassins were known by their three names. > Both names are composed of fifteen letters. > * > Now hang on to your seat.* > > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' > Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' > > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a > warehouse. > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a > theater. > > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. > * > And here's the kicker...** * > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	Whoah, that is really a huge coincidence! If that's true, then the researcher is really good! __________________

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Penthouse Tony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 5,835	Kennedy was assassinated in Nov 1963. Marilyn Monroe died August 1962. That last one is only correct if he was into necrophilia. __________________ aamos AT FFN dot com Penthouse.com Business Development ICQ: 49090846 \| Yahoo IM: ff_aamos