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CyberHustler 02-08-2008 12:42 PM

History Lesson: Comparison Of Two Assassinations
 
I got this from another forum so I don't know exactly how accurate this is but it's interesting...

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> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>
> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> *
> Now it gets really weird.*
>
> Lincoln 's Secretary was named Kennedy.
> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
>
> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>
> Both assassins were known by their three names.
> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> *
> Now hang on to your seat.*
>
> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
>
> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
> warehouse.
> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
> theater.
>
>
> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> *
> And here's the kicker...** *
>
> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

cranki 02-08-2008 12:44 PM

http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/24/lo...7nqv87ch3g.jpg

brand0n 02-08-2008 12:45 PM

we all know that LHO didnt kill JFK on his own.

Aquarius 02-08-2008 01:20 PM

Welcome to the interweb.

Pleasurepays 02-08-2008 01:23 PM

thats amazing... .who would have thought that if you sifted through a near infinite number of occurences and relationships to find patterns, you would actually find them?

i'm speechless.

Kevsh 02-08-2008 02:39 PM

Holy Timelines ... that has been floating around since JFK was shot.
:upsidedow

angelsofporn 02-08-2008 02:59 PM

wait, i thought the government was good with only our best interest at heart.

Dirty F 02-08-2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 13755802)
we all know that LHO didnt kill JFK on his own.

We do? Please explain.

CyberHustler 02-15-2008 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13755795)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tony286 02-15-2008 07:38 AM

Ive seen that a long time ago and its weird how they match up.

Fat Panda 02-15-2008 07:38 AM

oh my god you just figured it out!

pornguy 02-15-2008 07:45 AM

Thats been posted a few times before, and its a very interesting ready.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-15-2008 07:54 AM

you'll never read my brainwaves fagtards...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7...oilhat2cy2.jpg

xmas13 02-15-2008 08:03 AM

Yes but....................................

Obama was born in 1961, and McCain will win!

:-)))))

Phoenix 02-15-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13756283)
We do? Please explain.

a better question would be...how could you possible still think that LHO did kill him?


just look at buddies head in relation to where the bullets supposedly came from.

Physics

sniperwolf 02-15-2008 10:23 AM

Who made the research anyway? It's not even sure if those data are correct. :error

Penthouse Tony 02-15-2008 10:38 AM

John Booth was born May 10, 1838

AssPirate 02-15-2008 10:51 AM

Whoah, that is really a huge coincidence! If that's true, then the researcher is really good!

Penthouse Tony 02-15-2008 10:59 AM

Kennedy was assassinated in Nov 1963. Marilyn Monroe died August 1962. That last one is only correct if he was into necrophilia.

ninavain 02-15-2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 13786530)
Kennedy was assassinated in Nov 1963. Marilyn Monroe died August 1962. That last one is only correct if he was into necrophilia.

lol..good point

NosMo 02-15-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13785835)
you'll never read my brainwaves fagtards...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7...oilhat2cy2.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Stop stealing my thoughts!!!!


NosMo


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