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Compdoctor · 02-11-2008, 12:45 PM

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right"
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again"
New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Correct"
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "Yup"
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "Fag."

martinsc · 02-11-2008, 12:47 PM

D · 02-11-2008, 12:51 PM

Another golden oldie.

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LauraLee · 02-11-2008, 12:57 PM

love it.

Farang · 02-11-2008, 12:59 PM

Michaelious · 02-11-2008, 01:02 PM

Funny as hell, liked it.

carol.prime · 02-11-2008, 01:11 PM

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KILL_FRENZY · 02-11-2008, 01:20 PM

Fap · 02-11-2008, 01:20 PM

hahhahahh

NosMo · 02-11-2008, 01:22 PM

Very nice

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tranza · 02-11-2008, 01:26 PM

Lol, nice one...

bobby666 · 02-11-2008, 02:47 PM

WinstonTriplexcash · 02-11-2008, 03:47 PM

Damn! That really made me laugh out loud!

D Ghost · 02-11-2008, 05:50 PM

Noice one!

Spunky · 02-11-2008, 05:57 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

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pornguy · 02-11-2008, 06:28 PM

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shekinah · 02-11-2008, 06:54 PM

lol.. that made me chuckle!

needlive · 02-11-2008, 07:15 PM

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LA Crew · 02-11-2008, 07:24 PM

heheh

VeriSexy · 02-11-2008, 08:20 PM

That was not bad

tehHinjew · 02-11-2008, 08:21 PM

i actually loled

qxm · 02-11-2008, 08:27 PM

LOL...............

02-11-2008, 12:45 PM	#1
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