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Old 02-11-2008, 12:45 PM   #1
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Monday's Joke
Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right"
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again"
New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Correct"
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "Yup"
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "Fag."
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:51 PM   #3
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:56 PM   #4
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:57 PM   #5
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:59 PM   #6
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:02 PM   #7
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Funny as hell, liked it.
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:11 PM   #8
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:20 PM   #9
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:20 PM   #10
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:22 PM   #11
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:26 PM   #12
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:47 PM   #13
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:47 PM   #14
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Damn! That really made me laugh out loud!
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:50 PM   #15
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:57 PM   #16
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Old 02-11-2008, 06:18 PM   #17
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Old 02-11-2008, 06:28 PM   #18
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Old 02-11-2008, 06:54 PM   #19
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:15 PM   #20
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:24 PM   #21
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Old 02-11-2008, 08:20 PM   #22
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That was not bad
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Old 02-11-2008, 08:21 PM   #23
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Old 02-11-2008, 08:27 PM   #24
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