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02-06-2008, 10:19 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: True 3D Content
Posts: 1,937
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New Tax Laws
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2008 the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket? 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! |
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02-06-2008, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Café del Mar
Posts: 5,162
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HAMMERTIME!
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02-06-2008, 10:24 AM
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lurker
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
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very funny.
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02-06-2008, 11:17 AM
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boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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oh shit: Luxury Tax
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