Breaking news from Visa!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 10-04-2002, 06:59 PM

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, October 4, 2002

Visa is proud to announce that effective immediately, adult webmasters
will be required to assume the following position:

KingK7 · 10-04-2002, 07:00 PM

greentea · 10-04-2002, 07:01 PM

Lexxx · 10-04-2002, 07:01 PM

Theo · 10-04-2002, 07:03 PM

Amputate Your Head · 10-04-2002, 07:03 PM

I heard that along with the registration forms and the fees, that they are also requiring you to pass a complete physical, submit a DNA sample for archiving in the master Visa database, and report to one of their facilities for cranial microchip implantation before you can be approved for processing. That way, if you hit the magic chargeback ratio or have a url denied, they can remotely terminate your life and get on with REAL business without skipping a beat.

some_idiot · 10-04-2002, 07:06 PM

Too bad that's the new position required...

After the last round of webmaster pic posts, only about
20% know they have toes! ....and forget seeing if they
could bend the opposite direction of their desk chairs.

Bobo · 10-04-2002, 07:07 PM

They could've at least started slowly, used a finger first, and some lube!

KingK7 · 10-04-2002, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
They could've at least started slowly, used a finger first, and some lube!

And some Barry White going in the background.
Man, my ass-cheeks got all moist just thinking about it.

goggles22 · 10-04-2002, 07:24 PM

yep, looks like they want to give us a dry fuck!

SetTheWorldonFire · 10-04-2002, 07:26 PM

I guess I'll be needing a fake green card soon, damit

esdmodels · 10-04-2002, 07:27 PM

FUCK YOU VISA

PORN MUST BE ONLY FROM DIALERS

Jon · 10-04-2002, 08:28 PM

BabeHunter · 10-05-2002, 01:11 AM

Jizar II · 10-05-2002, 01:18 AM

LOL

Dreamman010 · 10-05-2002, 01:38 AM

I could do that - no problem

NETbilling · 10-05-2002, 01:41 AM

Mastercard is right behind Visa.... literally.

Mitch

10-04-2002, 06:59 PM	#1
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some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	Too bad that's the new position required... After the last round of webmaster pic posts, only about 20% know they have toes! ....and forget seeing if they could bend the opposite direction of their desk chairs.

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