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eru · 10-04-2002, 01:13 PM

Do you guys ever think while on the can or just do the job, wipe, flush (hopefully!), then leave?

I think people get their best thinking done while on the can!

[Labret] · 10-04-2002, 01:16 PM

I have a book and magazine rack in there. Its the Library.

Lev · 10-04-2002, 01:17 PM

hell yeah, how do you think Newton came up with the law of gravitation

beerbust03 · 10-04-2002, 01:19 PM

I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say:

How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where!

Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release.

Babaganoosh · 10-04-2002, 01:20 PM

I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep.

eru · 10-04-2002, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03
I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say:

How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where!

Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release.

So true, so true.

Lexxx · 10-04-2002, 01:27 PM

My best ideas came to me while I was dumping stuff down the toilet...

beerbust03 · 10-04-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep.

Shit I remember this one time.....At band camp...

No on the toilet one time I was shitting and my legs fell asleep and I had to wipe myself, but my thighs fell asleep also. I think that day I brought in a novel or some shit. Well anyway as I went to wipe, my freakin hand fell asleep from holding the novel. So I had to sit there and wait, (laughing), cause we all know that when the sleep settles in our body it hurts and feels good. So I was in the bathroom for a good 2 hours. Damn

Marcus · 10-04-2002, 01:31 PM

I once weighed myself before and right after taking a dump, so I know my dump weighs 1 pound.

Auslander · 10-04-2002, 01:44 PM

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you really leave it?

eru · 10-04-2002, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Auslander
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you really leave it?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

10-04-2002, 01:13 PM	#1
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10-04-2002, 01:19 PM	#4
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say: How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where! Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release. __________________ Hehehehe

10-04-2002, 01:20 PM	#5
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep. __________________ I like pie.

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	My best ideas came to me while I was dumping stuff down the toilet... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I have a book and magazine rack in there. Its the Library.

10-04-2002, 01:17 PM	#3
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	hell yeah, how do you think Newton came up with the law of gravitation

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Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	I once weighed myself before and right after taking a dump, so I know my dump weighs 1 pound.

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Auslander Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: www.whataboutbob.com Posts: 288	Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you really leave it?