Taking a dump
 

Do you guys ever think while on the can or just do the job, wipe, flush (hopefully!), then leave?

I think people get their best thinking done while on the can!

I have a book and magazine rack in there. Its the Library.

hell yeah, how do you think Newton came up with the law of gravitation

I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say:

How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where!:1orglaugh

Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release.

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I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep.

So true, so true.

My best ideas came to me while I was dumping stuff down the toilet...

Shit I remember this one time.....At band camp...

No on the toilet one time I was shitting and my legs fell asleep and I had to wipe myself, but my thighs fell asleep also. I think that day I brought in a novel or some shit. Well anyway as I went to wipe, my freakin hand fell asleep from holding the novel. So I had to sit there and wait, (laughing), cause we all know that when the sleep settles in our body it hurts and feels good. So I was in the bathroom for a good 2 hours. Damn:1orglaugh

I once weighed myself before and right after taking a dump, so I know my dump weighs 1 pound.

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you really leave it?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?