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02-01-2008, 08:56 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I have a SERIOUS problem , I need advice
When i sit on the toilet , my balls always fucking swing so damn low they touch the water level.....
My doc said long testcles is normal and such , but what the hell can i do? |
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02-01-2008, 08:57 PM
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Switch to "hover mode" or learn to piss standing up.
j/k NosMo
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02-01-2008, 08:58 PM
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.....as long as they don't get sticky with your own p**p you shouldn't have any problems........try grabbing your balls and throwing them up on your shoulders......that should fix ya
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02-01-2008, 08:59 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Let them flop over the seat
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02-01-2008, 09:00 PM
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Best VOD Company
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wear more boxers
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02-01-2008, 09:02 PM
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get a cushion and cut a hole in it :D
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02-01-2008, 09:03 PM
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Doin fine
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Call a plumber your toilet is about to overflow yo!
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02-01-2008, 09:05 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-01-2008, 09:07 PM
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I need a beer
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Hold them up with the non wiping hand
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02-01-2008, 09:07 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-01-2008, 09:09 PM
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best designer on GFY
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Cut em off...
Duh!
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02-01-2008, 09:15 PM
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gringo you need to rub my product on your balls
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02-01-2008, 09:20 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:21 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:30 PM
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Personal ball-holder.
Problem solved. |
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02-01-2008, 09:36 PM
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Masterbaiter
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02-01-2008, 09:46 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:47 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:49 PM
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get a handicap toilet seat http://planetmobility.com/store/bath...rms/index.html
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02-01-2008, 09:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Juicy filmed himself dancing to a gay song --> https://youtube.com/watch?v=YM0AR3oUrSE
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02-01-2008, 09:53 PM
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02-01-2008, 09:57 PM
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duct tape them to your ass
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02-01-2008, 09:58 PM
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02-02-2008, 02:51 AM
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use some duck tape before you go sit on the toilet
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02-02-2008, 02:56 AM
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Testicle Lifejacket
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02-02-2008, 02:59 AM
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02-02-2008, 07:39 AM
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I've heard duct tape is useful for these awkward situations ....
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02-02-2008, 07:42 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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02-02-2008, 07:42 AM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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wear a cock collar, that hold them on the side of your leg.
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02-02-2008, 07:57 AM
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hahahha buy new toilet bowl or cut your balls, ahahhaha
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02-02-2008, 09:51 AM
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02-02-2008, 09:55 AM
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You can train yourself to retract your balls up and into your groin. Many martial artist do this to avoid damage from kicks. Im sure there's a book on the subject on Amazon.com
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02-02-2008, 09:58 AM
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Biker Gnome
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I just got a taller toilet
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02-02-2008, 10:01 AM
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02-02-2008, 10:06 AM
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02-02-2008, 10:16 AM
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swing them over your shoulder
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02-02-2008, 10:51 AM
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Just Du It
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You should probably cut t hem off.
You shouldnt reproduce anyway, dont want little juicys on the forum too, one is enough. |
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02-02-2008, 10:52 AM
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mrwilson 2.0
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02-02-2008, 01:34 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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02-02-2008, 01:39 PM
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02-02-2008, 01:56 PM
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Buy a European toiletbowl.
I also don't fancy those piss pools in the States.
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