I have a SERIOUS problem , I need advice
 

When i sit on the toilet , my balls always fucking swing so damn low they touch the water level.....


My doc said long testcles is normal and such , but what the hell can i do?

Switch to "hover mode" or learn to piss standing up.


j/k

NosMo

.....as long as they don't get sticky with your own p**p you shouldn't have any problems........try grabbing your balls and throwing them up on your shoulders......that should fix ya:winkwink:

Let them flop over the seat

wear more boxers

get a cushion and cut a hole in it :D

Call a plumber your toilet is about to overflow yo!

when i wear shorts , sometimes my sack becomes exposed

Hold them up with the non wiping hand

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its not funny bro :(:(:(:(

Cut em off...

Duh!

gringo you need to rub my product on your balls

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Personal ball-holder.

Problem solved.

:angrysoap

rofl :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

get a handicap toilet seat http://planetmobility.com/store/bath...rms/index.html

Juicy filmed himself dancing to a gay song --> https://youtube.com/watch?v=YM0AR3oUrSE

agreed it looks like it really fucks with your time in the 40 yard dash:(

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...theminabow.jpg

duct tape them to your ass :thumbsup

what the :error

use some duck tape before you go sit on the toilet

Testicle Lifejacket

I've heard duct tape is useful for these awkward situations ....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

wear a cock collar, that hold them on the side of your leg.

hahahha buy new toilet bowl or cut your balls, ahahhaha

You can train yourself to retract your balls up and into your groin. Many martial artist do this to avoid damage from kicks. Im sure there's a book on the subject on Amazon.com:thumbsup:thumbsup

I just got a taller toilet

Nice one :thumbsup

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI

:anon

swing them over your shoulder

You should probably cut t hem off.
You shouldnt reproduce anyway, dont want little juicys on the forum too, one is enough.

This is what you need!

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http://www.rgj.com/blogs/mostlydogs/...les-706179.jpg

ADG

Take life-lessons from this guy:

http://content2.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/

Buy a European toiletbowl.

I also don't fancy those piss pools in the States.