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Old 02-01-2008, 08:56 PM   #1
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I have a SERIOUS problem , I need advice
When i sit on the toilet , my balls always fucking swing so damn low they touch the water level.....


My doc said long testcles is normal and such , but what the hell can i do?
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:57 PM   #2
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Switch to "hover mode" or learn to piss standing up.


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Old 02-01-2008, 08:58 PM   #3
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.....as long as they don't get sticky with your own p**p you shouldn't have any problems........try grabbing your balls and throwing them up on your shoulders......that should fix ya
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:59 PM   #4
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:00 PM   #5
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:02 PM   #6
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get a cushion and cut a hole in it :D
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:03 PM   #7
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Call a plumber your toilet is about to overflow yo!
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:05 PM   #8
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wear more boxers
when i wear shorts , sometimes my sack becomes exposed
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:07 PM   #9
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:07 PM   #10
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:09 PM   #11
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its not funny bro
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:09 PM   #12
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Cut em off...

Duh!
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:15 PM   #13
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gringo you need to rub my product on your balls
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:20 PM   #14
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:21 PM   #15
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:30 PM   #16
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Problem solved.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:36 PM   #17
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:46 PM   #18
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:47 PM   #19
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:49 PM   #20
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:51 PM   #21
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:53 PM   #22
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its not funny bro
agreed it looks like it really fucks with your time in the 40 yard dash

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Old 02-01-2008, 09:57 PM   #23
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:58 PM   #24
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agreed it looks like it really fucks with your time in the 40 yard dash
what the
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:51 AM   #25
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:56 AM   #26
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:59 AM   #27
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:39 AM   #28
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I've heard duct tape is useful for these awkward situations ....
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:42 AM   #29
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:42 AM   #30
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:57 AM   #31
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hahahha buy new toilet bowl or cut your balls, ahahhaha
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:51 AM   #32
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:55 AM   #33
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You can train yourself to retract your balls up and into your groin. Many martial artist do this to avoid damage from kicks. Im sure there's a book on the subject on Amazon.com
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:01 AM   #35
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:06 AM   #36
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When i sit on the toilet , my balls always fucking swing so damn low they touch the water level.....


My doc said long testcles is normal and such , but what the hell can i do?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI

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Old 02-02-2008, 10:16 AM   #37
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:51 AM   #38
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You should probably cut t hem off.
You shouldnt reproduce anyway, dont want little juicys on the forum too, one is enough.
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:52 AM   #39
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:34 PM   #40
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You shouldn't reproduce anyway, don't want little juicys on the forum too, one is enough.


ADG
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:56 PM   #42
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