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Old 02-17-2008, 04:44 PM   #1
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Anal Beads Stuck In My Ass: How To Remove Them
FUCK THE STRING BROKE AND NOW I HAVE 2 BEADS STUCK UP IN MY ANUS, THINK THERE TO FAR UP FOR ME TO PULL OUT, HELP PLEASE MY SPINE IS STARTING TO HURT
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:47 PM   #2
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sounds like you need to go to the hospital asap
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:48 PM   #3
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sounds like you need to go to the hospital asap
aww fuck, there gos my pimp roll money hehehe
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:49 PM   #4
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eat some mc donalds and shit it out
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:52 PM   #5
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:52 PM   #6
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eat some mc donalds and shit it out
ooh god i hate amercian food lmaoo but it just might work.
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:53 PM   #7
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no. you'll be fine. just wait till you shit. ;)
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:54 PM   #8
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That was funny
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:55 PM   #9
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:57 PM   #10
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yeah my sister gave me a bottle of laxative, its in this green bottle and it saids sawn on the lable, i keep farting but still these fuckers wont fall out, there some what big, thank god there not spiked
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:19 PM   #11
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:29 PM   #12
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:34 PM   #13
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Hospital they will probably give you some serious pain killers and a laxative.
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Old 02-17-2008, 07:35 PM   #14
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Faster than laxatives and ribbed for your pleasure
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Old 02-17-2008, 07:38 PM   #15
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there some what big, thank god there not spiked
*****They're***** They are
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Old 02-17-2008, 07:39 PM   #16
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Faster than laxatives and ribbed for your pleasure
i said beads not watermellons

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Old 02-17-2008, 07:42 PM   #17
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:12 AM   #18
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I dunno, ask juicy?
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:15 AM   #19
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eat some mc donalds and shit it out
I was thinking the EXACT same thing... too funny.
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:22 AM   #20
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It feels good if you pull em out really fast
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:25 AM   #21
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i think you mean taco bell
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:47 AM   #22
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Use the powerdrill to get them out.
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